CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 For fuck's sake, when I was a kid I was taught not to do this, and for once I took notice, and I don't do it. I hate it; it makes the exponent sound like a wet soggy partially-blocked cunt. And it makes me feel slightly sick. As an example, my dad, (the one who used to tell me not to do this thing), repeatedly waits until he has something to say, rams in two big forkloads, then starts a long rambling monologue, pausing only to put in more food. He's not senile, but he is utterly impervious to various fellow diners straight out asking him not to do this. Plus he can't be heard anyway... "tho, I wasth shgoingh thdown duh rhoad thwhen I thaw oldh wathhhname...(etc etc)". I hate it when anyone does this. It's especially nauseating when there's so much food in there they start gargling a bit. It's just rude and ugly and totally avoidable with a bit of thought. My dad's not a cunt but anyone talking through a gobful of lasagne is acting like one. Very nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 For fuck's sake, when I was a kid I was taught not to do this, and for once I took notice, and I don't do it. I hate it; it makes the exponent sound like a wet soggy partially-blocked cunt. And it makes me feel slightly sick. As an example, my dad, (the one who used to tell me not to do this thing), repeatedly waits until he has something to say, rams in two big forkloads, then starts a long rambling monologue, pausing only to put in more food. He's not senile, but he is utterly impervious to various fellow diners straight out asking him not to do this. Plus he can't be heard anyway... "tho, I wasth shgoingh thdown duh rhoad thwhen I thaw oldh wathhhname...(etc etc)". I hate it when anyone does this. It's especially nauseating when there's so much food in there they start gargling a bit. It's just rude and ugly and totally avoidable with a bit of thought. My dad's not a cunt but anyone talking through a gobful of lasagne is acting like one. Very nasty. I have bad news for you. Your father, is indeed, a cunt! A rude, ill-mannered, disgusting cunt! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Chewing with your mouth open like a cow too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Chewing with your mouth open like a cow too ....to be regurgitated and chewed again and again and ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 25, 2014 Report Share Posted October 25, 2014 Is this the thread for chicken soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 When you laugh at the wrong moment Oxtail Soup comes out of your nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 There are some who talk with a mouthful of crap. They're often found in Westminster. And Bristol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 26, 2014 Report Share Posted October 26, 2014 There are some who talk with a mouthful of crap. They're often found in Westminster. And Bristol.You forgot to add Brussels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Wont you cause collateral damage with those teeth? Open chewing is really vile and talking with food in there is filthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 Yes it is a nasty habit on a par with slurping soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 You're lucky you have food to put in your mouth. BTW, did Linda Lovelace ever have any speaking parts ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 For fuck's sake, when I was a kid I was taught not to do this, and for once I took notice, and I don't do it. I hate it; it makes the exponent sound like a wet soggy partially-blocked cunt. And it makes me feel slightly sick. As an example, my dad, (the one who used to tell me not to do this thing), repeatedly waits until he has something to say, rams in two big forkloads, then starts a long rambling monologue, pausing only to put in more food. He's not senile, but he is utterly impervious to various fellow diners straight out asking him not to do this. Plus he can't be heard anyway... "tho, I wasth shgoingh thdown duh rhoad thwhen I thaw oldh wathhhname...(etc etc)". I hate it when anyone does this. It's especially nauseating when there's so much food in there they start gargling a bit. It's just rude and ugly and totally avoidable with a bit of thought. My dad's not a cunt but anyone talking through a gobful of lasagne is acting like one. Very nasty. Bash the old cunt up the nose then whack him on the back of the head with a shovel. Bury him under the floor, set fire to the house... then kill yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 I can't stand watching people eat at the best of times, especially obese cuntbreeds. Talking of obese cuntbreeds, why do so many yank films display this horrible behaviour? Oceans 11 seemed to be a nonstop study of brad cunting pitt burbling through a gobful of crisps, fucking revolting. I don't mind the neanderthal cunts stuffing their fat sweaty faces, but not while their trying to talk. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 27, 2014 Report Share Posted October 27, 2014 The British are the only people with manners whilst eating, save for the Cornish and Scouse. You've obviously never been to Portsmouth, jazzster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 I only ever set sail from Southampton, as Portsmouth is awash with seamen. Much like Bronski's step-mum's bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 28, 2014 Report Share Posted October 28, 2014 Schfuckin....... Djishtgustin........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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