CCArchive Posted August 16, 2014 Report Share Posted August 16, 2014 Glass Doors are a cunt if you don't see them and walk into them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 i put my fist through a glass door once, it was the door or the missus, fuck me the furniture i smashed up because that bitch, sometimes i wish i wasn't a gentleman. They do have a way of converting mr. hand into an enraged mr. fist! Just now, my wife bellowed for me, screaming like she was on fire that she needed some help immediately. I go upstairs, and she's got phone in one hand, a plunger in the other, water over the loo tiles, and her mother telling everybody to calm down. Cunt! She's a bloody walking panic button, and my wife took after her. She plugs the toilet and can't be bothered to sort it out herself, because mum is on the line, bleating on about her second hub's erectile dysfunction. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 19, 2014 Report Share Posted October 19, 2014 Is your mother in law married to Pele ? No chance. That would mean that something interesting would be the center of conversation at our gatherings. The boring cunt she's sunk her claws into is as tedious as a Patroller rant whilst on an intravenous drip of morphine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted October 23, 2014 Report Share Posted October 23, 2014 Fuckin'ell ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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