Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 "Let's go in the tank today." Reinhard Heidrich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 "Right lets have just One series and kill the old bastards off at the end"! The bastard at the BBC who inficted Last of the Summer Wine on humanity! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 "Shall we make something nice happen in this episode?" Whoever the fuck writes the script for Eastenders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 "I'm not in the mood for a fuck, think I'll just wank on your tits" Germaine Greer's father. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm afraid it's true Derek, every fucker you've spoken to over here thinks your a cunt.......... Derek Acorah's invisible friend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Fuckinell, Rat. I did this years ago you plagiaristic little half fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Fuckinell, Rat. I did this years ago you plagiaristic little half fuck. Was it shite that time as well? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Was it shite that time as well? And the time before that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 And the time before that. Katie Price? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 Was it shite that time as well? It was "Cunt of the week" at the time. I had quite a few in a row, as I recall. That's why I'm immensely popular on here, doc. Don't cha know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 It was "Cunt of the week" at the time. I had quite a few in a row, as I recall. That's why I'm immensely popular on here, doc. Don't cha know? I expect that Cat is "dripping" as I write... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 It was "Cunt of the week" at the time. I had quite a few in a row, as I recall. That's why I'm immensely popular on here, doc. Don't cha know? I guess that depends on your definition of 'popular', Rothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 16, 2014 Report Share Posted October 16, 2014 I'm fuckin massive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 17, 2014 Report Share Posted October 17, 2014 "Let them eat cunt." Some queen or other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 I'll keep my head today and use the Number 53 bus .. Jayne Mansfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Fuck virgins, I'm going to be like BronyKeith .. Any suicide bomber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 Bring me the Kango, some comical cunt has set my sword in a lump of concrete again..........King Arthur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 "Carlisle's a fuckin dump. Let's go back to Edinburgh and get pissed". Bonnie Prince Charlie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 18, 2014 Report Share Posted October 18, 2014 I'm not interested in a load of talentless wailing cunts, lets take a tour round the local pubs and find some real musical talent.............Simon Cowell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 "Lets not bother with the common market", Ted Heath (probably a definite fiddler of kiddies). 1972. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 "Fuck all this nerdy physics shit; I'm going to become a rugby player!" STEPHEN HAWKING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 Holes are'nt what they used to be? Saddam Hussein Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 "We don't think that a show highlighting the vacuous hive of scum and depravity of the UK's council estate, chav and unemployed community and their petty personal issues is a good idea Mr Kyle", director of programming and scheduling ITV. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 "Let's just say it's blob shaped and fuck off down the pub." FRANCIS CRICK TO JAMES WATSON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 30, 2014 Report Share Posted October 30, 2014 "Hey Marina, fancy some anal?" TROY TEMPEST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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