Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Coconut is a veg, so I have eaten 1 of me 5 a day, as I purchased a tasty Bounty bar from Sainsbury’s - the taste of paradise. Cunts eat Mars bars. I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Its two of five a day as the cocoa bean is a fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Its two of five a day as the cocoa bean is a fruit. Thank you, I am feeling really healthy now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Its two of five a day as the cocoa bean is a fruit. Do they use olive oil when they make them? Could be three. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 I am full of beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 I am full of beans. Does that mean we need to be upwind of you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Full of shit, more like. BEANS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 I wonder if Bronsky would like to bury his boner into his next Sunday lunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Does that mean we need to be upwind of you? Yiya Card, I am fine thanks - please wear your hat, it makes you look cute. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Yiya Card, I am fine thanks - please wear your hat, it makes you look cute. Alfie Noakes in the cloakes from now on, I have killed the cardinal, his liver tasted rather metallic but his brain was like whipped cream and it made me hallucinate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Thank you, I am feeling really healthy now. Coffe beans are another fruit and tea leaves are greens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Alfie Noakes in the cloakes from now on, I have killed the cardinal, his liver tasted rather metallic but his brain was like whipped cream and it made me hallucinate. Hiya aflie, card looked good in his hat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 13, 2014 Report Share Posted October 13, 2014 Hiya aflie, card looked good in his hat. Thing is,I am not on here to look good. I am here to join in the cunting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 I am a massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Bountys are good. Avoid the Aldi own brand ones as they are fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Bountys are good. Avoid the Aldi own brand ones as they are fucking shit. Thank you wise one - I will eat the real thing only. I think Jazz eats Bounty bars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Thank you wise one, I eat shit all day and weigh 30 stone. You are what you eat, dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 You are what you eat, dear. You are what you eat, sheep, not deer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 You are what you eat, sheep, not deer I no longer like your helmet, but I like Jazz's TONS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 15, 2014 Report Share Posted October 15, 2014 Fucking hell, Jazz, your luck seems to be swirling down the s-curve, mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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