colonelkurtz Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Halloween, trick or treat ....... fecking yank shite made even worse by grown up cunts getting off on dressing up to get the complete twattery effect [oooh .. it's really for the little 'uns ]. I've had my fill of it along with prom nights,movies,sidewalks,soccer,airplanes and all the rest of our language and culture that the colonial arsewipes have managed to fuck up. Must go now as I need to put up my "Fuck right off" sign in the doorway in readiness for the invasion of the massed ranks of greedy snot nosed little shits later and the buckets of water are in place at the bedroom window. Guy Fawkes ...what a guy ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 We invented the jack o lanterns well before USA was 'discovered'. Samhain goes back well before too. Trick or treat used to be done here in the form of 'souling' in the late 1800's. They like to think they invented everything over there, but they didn't. Still its a fucking form of unlicensed extortion and you are right about school proms. My parents told me not to accept sweets from strangers when I was a kid, now they actively encourage it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Bring back razorblades in apples... Or go to Colorado where you might be lucky and get hashcake handed out since its legal... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 The cuntry of ours is getting more feking yanklish every cunting day, fek off with your your yank Halloween shit and kiss my arse yes its arse and not feking ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Halloween is a piece of shit. If you want crazy why not put real mental patients in Halloween costumes? Now we're talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Halloween is a piece of shit. If you want crazy why not put real mental patients in Halloween costumes? Now we're talking. with or without claw-hammers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 with or without claw-hammers? Political correctness demands to leave it to their discretion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I intend to put the willies up any callers tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cuntcrapper Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Last year I had a lot of knocks on the door, but just as I was looking forward to s bit of a chat with the children and opened up, they all fucked off? People these days are just rude cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 This is repeat bollocks even on the new site !!! And All Hallows Eve or Samhain started in Ireland and Scotland. Its just that now the little cunts just knock on the door and demand sweets with menaces. In my day we had to sing or do a "trick" for some apples peanuts or 5p. Operation Yewtree gags now welcome............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 Last year I had a lot of knocks on the door, but just as I was looking forward to s bit of a chat with the children and opened up, they all fucked off? People these days are just rude cunts. As I said - open for Operation Yewtree gags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 The unruly little cunts are already slithering about outside. I don't have any indication that I will be participating in this annual ritual of supreme cuntistry, yet the little bastards are still beating on my door for sweeties. Had to tell one bloke who had his youngest in arm to fuck off, or I'd turn the water hose on him. I hate Halloween, it's complete and utter shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 The fucking porcine fuckers that knocked on my door do not need and should not have any more sugar. Diabetics in waiting, thats for certain. Am keeping the blowtorch by the door ready for the next lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I just put a sign on the door that says "Fuck off, no begging here!" I can't be bothered with all of this fuckwittery. If I have to answer one more door knock, I'm going to seize every one of the sprogs candy collections, and discharge a canister of pepper spray on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 9.45 there was a ring at the door. Opened it and there were 2 kids of around 6 and 7 years old and at the end at the gate were their parents grinning like fucking divs. I said that it was rather late and they told me that they had been at drama class and were very upset not to go out trick or treating. Oh and the mum was wearing a witches hat. Middle class fuckwits I have to put up with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted October 31, 2014 Report Share Posted October 31, 2014 I just put a sign on the door that says "Fuck off, no begging here!" I can't be bothered with all of this fuckwittery. If I have to answer one more door knock, I'm going to seize every one of the sprogs candy collections, and discharge a canister of pepper spray on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Decimus Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I have to say, I quite like a disabled toilet and often treat myself to a dump in one on special occasions. The legroom is endless, which is quite ironic when you think about it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 This is repeat bollocks even on the new site !!! And All Hallows Eve or Samhain started in Ireland and Scotland. Its just that now the little cunts just knock on the door and demand sweets with menaces. In my day we had to sing or do a "trick" for some apples peanuts or 5p. Operation Yewtree gags now welcome.............In my day it was bob a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I happened to be out on the town last night, for reasons entirely unconnected to Halloween. There were grown adults everywhere dressed up like 8 year old kids. Fucking idiots. I saw one cunt that was dressed as a smurf, what the fuck has that got to do with Halloween? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 9.45 there was a ring at the door. Opened it and there were 2 kids of around 6 and 7 years old and at the end at the gate were their parents grinning like fucking divs. I said that it was rather late and they told me that they had been at drama class and were very upset not to go out trick or treating. Oh and the mum was wearing a witches hat. Middle class fuckwits I have to put up with I'll go one better, we gave out loads of sweets and treats last night as we usually get a lot of guisers round, last night was no different and about 8pm the doorbell went again, I had had a few by then, and by the time I had put my vodka down and got there, not only were the little fuckers banging the door and letterbox, but one of them had actually opened my front door, walked in, and was reaching for the big bowl of sweets !!!! Cheeky fuckers. A fucking poor outfit the little cunt was wearing too, no effort at all, some sort of half werewolf zombie thing. I walked down the driveway and in a very polite and considerate manner told the parents to fuck off my property before I inserted a screwdriver in their necks. My warm and fuzzy sensation of goodwill completely dissipated and was replaced with a white hot rage against society. And werewolves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I happened to be out on the town last night, for reasons entirely unconnected to Halloween. There were grown adults everywhere dressed up like 8 year old kids. Fucking idiots. I saw one cunt that was dressed as a smurf, what the fuck has that got to do with Halloween?Papa Smurf was a grave digging necrophiliac,not sure I'm allowed to say that is he dead yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I happened to be out on the town last night, for reasons entirely unconnected to Halloween. There were grown adults everywhere dressed up like 8 year old kids. Fucking idiots. I saw one cunt that was dressed as a smurf, what the fuck has that got to do with Halloween? Same here DrCunt. Although I did see in the paper some cunt with a rectangular piece of cardboard attached from his head to his toes with a hole cut through for his face. Apparently it was supposed to be Oscar Pistorius' bathroom door. 10/10 for inventiveness on a limited budget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I'll go one better, we gave out loads of sweets and treats last night as we usually get a lot of guisers round, last night was no different and about 8pm the doorbell went again, I had had a few by then, and by the time I had put my vodka down and got there, not only were the little fuckers banging the door and letterbox, but one of them had actually opened my front door, walked in, and was reaching for the big bowl of sweets !!!! Cheeky fuckers. A fucking poor outfit the little cunt was wearing too, no effort at all, some sort of half werewolf zombie thing. I walked down the driveway and in a very polite and considerate manner told the parents to fuck off my property before I inserted a screwdriver in their necks. My warm and fuzzy sensation of goodwill completely dissipated and was replaced with a white hot rage against society. And werewolves. Werewolves? Agreed. The beast of Gevaudan was an absolute cunt. Although my hat goes off to anything that has the constitution to stomach the heavily garlic marinated corpse of a Frenchie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 1, 2014 Report Share Posted November 1, 2014 I'll go one better, we gave out loads of sweets and treats last night as we usually get a lot of guisers round, last night was no different and about 8pm the doorbell went again, I had had a few by then, and by the time I had put my vodka down and got there, not only were the little fuckers banging the door and letterbox, but one of them had actually opened my front door, walked in, and was reaching for the big bowl of sweets !!!! Cheeky fuckers. A fucking poor outfit the little cunt was wearing too, no effort at all, some sort of half werewolf zombie thing. I walked down the driveway and in a very polite and considerate manner told the parents to fuck off my property before I inserted a screwdriver in their necks. My warm and fuzzy sensation of goodwill completely dissipated and was replaced with a white hot rage against society. And werewolves. Walking around with a screwdriver stuck in their neck would have been a good halloween costume Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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