Guest nobgobbler Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 You must have an iron bladder, I pee more frequently, like every few hours.Are you Wee Willie Winkie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 What the fuck is an "extravagant calm" ? You're disturbing my world cruise with your shit spelling. Lucky I've got this cocktail in half a coconut to see me through. A world cruise? That sounds like an extravagantly calm thing to be doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 A world cruise? That sounds like an extravagantly calm thing to be doing? Punkape goes cruising around the Manchester "Village". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Punkape goes cruising around the Manchester "Village". It works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Sorry I haven't got time to comment, I've got a date with James Bond and I'm running late. Now where's the keys to the Ferrari? sorry I can't wait either, got to go and close that drugs deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Are you Wee Willie Winkie? Not according to the measuring tape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Not according to the measuring tape! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 Sick in my mouth a likkle bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 You left out running a VERY successful business, or businesses from home. Not once needing to leave the computer desk to fetch the groceries, service the car, visit their doctors for their injections to treat their STD's acquired from taking questionable ladies back to the bedsit...err.... mansion. I think that one is my favorite, because it is used so terribly often here. Wrong.. they don't need to run "a very successful business" because they made all their squillions in their gap year round Strop and Val and retired at 25.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted January 19, 2015 Report Share Posted January 19, 2015 I need some recommendations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 20, 2015 Report Share Posted January 20, 2015 I need some recommendations. An ex-supermodel as a mistress.... with the Countess of Wessex begging for a threesome with you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 By Jeeves! You might be on to something there. Yikes .. I thought that you was Billy Bunter! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Yikes .. I thought that you was Billy Bunter! Wish you were here, Pen xx ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 21, 2015 Report Share Posted January 21, 2015 Yikes .. I thought that you was Billy Bunter! More like Billy Bremner! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 22, 2015 Report Share Posted January 22, 2015 Wish you were here, Pen xx ... How's the weather, Frank? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted January 23, 2015 Report Share Posted January 23, 2015 How's the weather, Frank? More importantly, how is the Arpoador Rentboy Contract Signing Expedition coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You also missed out cunts who own restaurants, boats, a huge collection of classic cars,travel around the world fucking birds and call themselves Frank the two bob wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ducunti Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You also missed out cunts who own restaurants, boats, a huge collection of classic cars,travel around the world fucking birds and call themselves Frank the two bob wanker. So Frank's a footballer then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 You also missed out cunts who own restaurants, boats, a huge collection of classic cars,travel around the world fucking birds and call themselves Frank the two bob wanker. I came clean about the boat.... and I've never once said I have a big willy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 I came clean about the boat.... and I've never once said I have a big willy. That's true, Frank...... Don't forget the athlete's foot and halitosis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 That's true, Frank...... Don't forget the athlete's foot and halitosis. It all balances out, Spot... I don't have it all. I have a talent and it should be celebrated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 24, 2015 Report Share Posted January 24, 2015 It all balances out, Spot... I don't have it all. I have a talent and it should be celebrated. Celebrated? I'm fucking dancing right here as I'm typing....... Mind you, I am busting for a slash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 It all balances out, Spot... I don't have it all. I have a talent and it should be celebrated. Celebrated? I'm fucking dancing right here as I'm typing....... Mind you, I am busting for a slash. Pass me a bucket I want to be sick! Get a fucking room you two for goodness sake urgh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted January 25, 2015 Report Share Posted January 25, 2015 Pass me a bucket I want to be sick! Get a fucking room you two for goodness sake urgh! I'm baffled.... Not for the last time, I'm sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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