Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Farms, exclusive golf clubs, not needing to work but they do. What pathetic sad imaginary lives they must lead. Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 What the fuck is an "extravagant calm" ? You're disturbing my world cruise with your shit spelling. Lucky I've got this cocktail in half a coconut to see me through. Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 I thought many farmers live off subsidy and are impoverished, bemoaning their lot. How naive of me. It hard work ripping up the hedgerows, poisoning the water tables and feeding their cattle on old spinal columns and sawdust you know ! Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Posted January 18, 2015 What the fuck is an "extravagant calm" ? You're disturbing my world cruise with your shit spelling. Lucky I've got this cocktail in half a coconut to see me through. Sorry old bean- carry on sailing! Shit spelling is excellent bait for obnoxious turds Quote
Guest JackoTC Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Sorry old bean- carry on sailing! Shit spelling is excellent bait for obnoxious turds And you've reeled in a whopper Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Stubby, you daft cunt. What the fuck is an "extravagant calm" ? You're disturbing my world cruise with your shit spelling. Lucky I've got this cocktail in half a coconut to see me through. Stubby, you're a daft cunt. Quote
Ape™️ Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Farms, exclusive golf clubs, not needing to work but they do. What pathetic sad imaginary lives they must lead. What kind of a cunt would make calms like these?? Unbelievable! Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Sorry I haven't got time to comment, I've got a date with James Bond and I'm running late. Now where's the keys to the Ferrari? Quote
Guest DrCunt Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 I knew a lady from Amsterdam, she stuffed her cunt up full of clam... Quote
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Sorry I haven't got time to comment, I've got a date with James Bond and I'm running late. Now where's the keys to the Ferrari? Gobbie, I'm going to have to cancel. If you came out with shit like this during our night out, I'd have to punch you in the face. Quote
Decimus Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 One of the golf clubs I'm a member of has a "no Jews" policy which is very funny. We can eat our bacon sandwiches in peace. Lol I hope you choke on the rind whilst being anally assaulted with a nine iron. Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Posted January 18, 2015 Stubby, you daft cunt. Stubby, you're a daft cunt. Nice to be one of the team Quote
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Nice to be one of the team Slash your wrists you fucking bore. Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 I thought many farmers live off subsidy and are impoverished, bemoaning their lot. How naive of me. We farmers work all hurs of the day and night .. Oh shit I'm not Dawn Crescendo am I? Quote
Stubby Pecker Posted January 18, 2015 Author Report Posted January 18, 2015 Slash your wrists you fucking bore. Such poetry trips off the tongue. Quote
Guest Lady Penelope Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 One of the golf clubs I'm a member of has a "no Jews" policy which is very funny. We can eat our bacon sandwiches in peace. Lol Its a no "juice" policy you twit! Quote
Guest Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 One of the golf clubs I'm a member of has a "no Jews" policy which is very funny. We can eat our bacon sandwiches in peace. Lol Punkape, why don't you sit on your caddy bag thing and see how many of your golf clubs slip up your arse with ease? Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Farms, exclusive golf clubs, not needing to work but they do. What pathetic sad imaginary lives they must lead. You left out running a VERY successful business, or businesses from home. Not once needing to leave the computer desk to fetch the groceries, service the car, visit their doctors for their injections to treat their STD's acquired from taking questionable ladies back to the bedsit...err.... mansion. I think that one is my favorite, because it is used so terribly often here. 1 Quote
cuntspotter Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 One of the golf clubs I'm a member of has a "no Jews" policy which is very funny. We can eat our bacon sandwiches in peace. Lol Are you PG Wodehouse? Quote
Decimus Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 You left out running a VERY successful business, or businesses from home. Not once needing to leave the computer desk to fetch the groceries, service the car, visit their doctors for their injections to treat their STD's acquired from taking questionable ladies back to the bedsit...err.... mansion. I think that one is my favorite, because it is used so terribly often here. Have you hacked it yet, KC? Vajazzle was obsessed about this, fuck knows what it even meant. He was one weird fucking grunter. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 Have you hacked it yet, KC? Vajazzle was obsessed about this, fuck knows what it even meant. He was one weird fucking grunter. I stopped just short of a total hack. I'm hoping his IT professionals have strengthened the security. I really don't want to bring any harm to Jazz, nor do I wish for anyone to disrupt his livelihood. But, he did need a distraction from his artistic endeavors here. Quote
Decimus Posted January 18, 2015 Report Posted January 18, 2015 I stopped just short of a total hack. I'm hoping his IT professionals have strengthened the security. I really don't want to bring any harm to Jazz, nor do I wish for anyone to disrupt his livelihood. But, he did need a distraction from his artistic endeavors here. I'm out of likes KC old chap but I owe you one. I'm looking forward to 1.2.15 and his triumphant return. If the clip art isn't at a Sistine chapel like level after two months of working on it in his bedsit, then he really should just kill himself. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Posted January 19, 2015 I'm out of likes KC old chap but I owe you one. I'm looking forward to 1.2.15 and his triumphant return. If the clip art isn't at a Sistine chapel like level after two months of working on it in his bedsit, then he really should just kill himself. Well, I wouldn't put it past him to REPEAT the work of the SIstine Chapel, since he repeats everything anyway! Quote
Guest nobgobbler Posted January 19, 2015 Report Posted January 19, 2015 More PG tips, me thinks.JR Hartley. IP Nightly. Quote
Guest KuntaCunty Posted January 19, 2015 Report Posted January 19, 2015 JR Hartley. IP Nightly. You must have an iron bladder, I pee more frequently, like every few hours. Quote
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