Guest Keith Lard Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) My mom wouldn't allow me to have any pets because she has this idea that I'm into bestiality since she found yiff porn on my laptop. I don't know why she has to take that seriously and I quite would like a cat or a dog as it would help get me laid as girls find animals cute. Although if anthropomorphic animals exist, that be a different matter. Edited February 15, 2015 by cuntspotter This is not a "niche" porn site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 You stupid little cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Will she let you have a gold fish Keith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Will she let you have a gold fish Keith? Absolutely. Within three seconds it will forget the illegal degradations that brony inflicts upon it, so in his mothers eyes it's a safe bet for him, Sans Old Bill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Keith Lard Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Will she let you have a gold fish Keith? Not since I fed one Walkers Crisps when I was a kid. It died from all that salt in the fish tank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Are you really American Brony? If so I hope you die Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 My mom wouldn't allow me to have any pets because she has this idea that I'm into bestiality since she found yiff porn on my laptop. I don't know why she has to take that seriously and I quite would like a cat or a dog as it would help get me laid as girls find animals cute. Although if anthropomorphic animals exist, that be a different matter. Spot has edited me - too. Keith - girls like boys with pets like cats & hamsters - but you are iffy looking & you 'perved' with me in the CHATROOM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Report Share Posted February 15, 2015 Talking of hamsters, now there's a new leisure pursuit for you, Keith - and you get to have a pet as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
White Cunt Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Let's hope the hamster comes with a spacesuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Let's hope the hamster comes with a spacesuit. Or a .44 to defend itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 People in general shouldn't keep pets, animals should be free to roam in the wild, not kept in cages or houses. BTW, did I mention, I fucking HATE dogs ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 You are a cunt brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 You are a cunt brony. I think Brony is Frank.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 I think Brony is Frank.. Makes sense. Franks a cunt as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 You stupid little cunt. garnering support by saying cunt? Good one frank Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 garnering support by saying cunt? Good one frank Ta. Over to you.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted February 16, 2015 Report Share Posted February 16, 2015 Frank, I've got Dignitas on the phone. They say they've run out of the medication but they'll quite happily blow your fucking brains out for half-price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MisterCunt Posted February 21, 2015 Report Share Posted February 21, 2015 Spot has edited me - too. Keith - girls like boys with pets like cats & hamsters - but you are iffy looking & you 'perved' with me in the CHATROOM. I'm proud of the lad. He's actually working to pull a female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted February 22, 2015 Report Share Posted February 22, 2015 I'm proud of the lad. He's actually working to pull a female. Yes but is she human? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.