Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Many say caged eggs are bad, implying I'm an unspeakable cunt for buying them. They're cheep, and someone's got to eat them. If I was locked in a cage for my life, I'd spend it shitting, wanking and calling the guy next door a cunt.happy days 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Chickens cheep pal, some things just go over some people's heads. I try. Sell by dates are only half the story, I suggest you read up on the floating egg, sinking egg theory, and change your ways accordingly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I use the water technique.... a sell-by-date is normally 3-4 weeks, however the eggs may have been around for 3-4 weeks before they stamp them in some suppliers.. and the rules allow this.... ..and anything that says Free Range is a lying cunt... 90-95% (or thereabouts) of "free range" hens don't go out of the barn..Once they are first put in the barn with 20,000 other hens, if they haven't ventured out of the barn within about 4 days, they never will, ever, those that venture out will continue to go out and roam about, these are the "free range" hens, the rest are "barn hens".... good luck in picking the right half-dozen...!! Try reading up on the laws/rules regarding what can be considered free range, it's a total fucking con... Find a farmer or producer nearby, go look, he won't mind you looking if you buy the eggs, when you've found a decent supplier.. PAY WHAT THE FUCK HE ASKS AND BE HAPPY!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I use the water technique.... a sell-by-date is normally 3-4 weeks, however the eggs may have been around for 3-4 weeks before they stamp them in some suppliers.. and the rules allow this.... ..and anything that says Free Range is a lying cunt... 90-95% (or thereabouts) of "free range" hens don't go out of the barn..Once they are first put in the barn with 20,000 other hens, if they haven't ventured out of the barn within about 4 days, they never will, ever, those that venture out will continue to go out and roam about, these are the "free range" hens, the rest are "barn hens".... good luck in picking the right half-dozen...!! Try reading up on the laws/rules regarding what can be considered free range, it's a total fucking con... Find a farmer or producer nearby, go look, he won't mind you looking if you buy the eggs, when you've found a decent supplier.. PAY WHAT THE FUCK HE ASKS AND BE HAPPY!!Fucking right on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I use the water technique.... a sell-by-date is normally 3-4 weeks, however the eggs may have been around for 3-4 weeks before they stamp them in some suppliers.. and the rules allow this.... ..and anything that says Free Range is a lying cunt... 90-95% (or thereabouts) of "free range" hens don't go out of the barn..Once they are first put in the barn with 20,000 other hens, if they haven't ventured out of the barn within about 4 days, they never will, ever, those that venture out will continue to go out and roam about, these are the "free range" hens, the rest are "barn hens".... good luck in picking the right half-dozen...!! Try reading up on the laws/rules regarding what can be considered free range, it's a total fucking con... Find a farmer or producer nearby, go look, he won't mind you looking if you buy the eggs, when you've found a decent supplier.. PAY WHAT THE FUCK HE ASKS AND BE HAPPY!!And another thing - the government decided that in order for 'free range ' suppliers to hold on to that claim, during the bird flu debacle, all birds were kept indoors for months and allowed to be called free range. What a con. I buy locally from a farm near me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Free range taste better. I get mine from a farm too, and they are far superior. You get what you pay for as with all things in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I hate to sound like Punk, but a lot of these newbies are common trash. Probably drips the egg yolk from his sandwich all over his copy of The Sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 Minty lived in a cage but he wasn't a caged bird. Nicholas Cage is a massive cunt but doesn't taste of fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 I bought some duck eggs from a farm shop last year where the cunt farmer was selling them with nearly fully formed ducks in them. I took them back to the farm shop and put more than a few fucks into the cunt. The fucking animal knew damn fucking well that the ducklings were about to hatch but was flogging them anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 24, 2015 Report Share Posted February 24, 2015 @gong... you do know that ducks have no internal filter? You eat whatever shit they eat..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I hate to sound like Punk, but a lot of these newbies are common trash. Probably drips the egg yolk from his sandwich all over his copy of The Sun.I know I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 @gong... you do know that ducks have no internal filter? You eat whatever shit they eat..?The ducks I've eaten must be eating some tasty shit then as they've all been delicious, expect for some rubbish I was served up in Germany some years back as it must have been fed a diet of cardboard boxes and EverReady batteries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 The ducks I've eaten must be eating some tasty shit then as they've all been delicious, expect for some rubbish I was served up in Germany some years back as it must have been fed a diet of cardboard boxes and EverReady batteries. If I was you, I'd be mor worried about the microbiotic shit you cant taste... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I keep chickens. When the Dystopian Future comes crashing down it'll just be me, my four chickens, a shedload of eggs ........and Brony banging on my door desperate to try and fuck one of my Rhode Island Reds. .......but I'll not let him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 (edited) If I was you, I'd be mor worried about the microbiotic shit you cant taste... I'm still alive and kicking so to date no harm done and I've got guts of steel. Edited February 25, 2015 by Gong Farmer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 I keep chickens. When the Dystopian Future comes crashing down it'll just be me, my four chickens, a shedload of eggs ........and Brony banging on my door desperate to try and fuck one of my Rhode Island Reds. .......but I'll not let him. So.. there's no Mrs Cock then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 So.. there's no Mrs Cock then?Unfortunately she gnawed off one of her legs and the duct tape and hopped over the compound wire one night when the tower guards were drunk, never to be seen again - so no there isn't I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 25, 2015 Report Share Posted February 25, 2015 Unfortunately she gnawed off one of her legs and the duct tape and hopped over the compound wire one night when the tower guards were drunk, never to be seen again - so no there isn't I'm afraid.Well her loss is the Corners gain, you are one of the more intelligent posters on here, but then again, I'm a flirt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 You should have reported the cunt to health n safety, he'd have got sued and banned from selling, when selling eggs they have to keep male and female separate so that this doesn't happen. Or just kick the cunts head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 26, 2015 Report Share Posted February 26, 2015 Try goose egg omelette.. fucking lovely... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted March 2, 2015 Report Share Posted March 2, 2015 Chickens cheep pal, some things just go over some people's heads. I try. Sell by dates are only half the story, I suggest you read up on the floating egg, sinking egg theory, and change your ways accordingly. I personally tend to be a firm advocate of the 'If I haven't died of food poisoning everything's cushty theory myself'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 3, 2015 Report Share Posted March 3, 2015 I personally tend to be a firm advocate of the 'If I haven't died of food poisoning everything's cushty theory myself'.Yep, I keep telling Mrs D, "...it won't kill you..."... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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