Neil Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Can you imagine if you had to sit next to the fat cunt on a plane?(he's on the left by the way,I'm on a diet!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 So you say...... Come and join me at Spotter Towers for breakfast. What's the dessert menu like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 So you say...... Come and join me at Spotter Towers for breakfast. Wot .. only ten sausages? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 So you say...... Come and join me at Spotter Towers for breakfast. Thats more than Karen Carpenter ate in her lifetime 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 I don't understand the way in which the problem of morbid obesity is managed in this country. If somebody is anorexic, intervention takes place, even to the point of using the mental health act to give artificial feeding. People do die of anorexia, but far more die like this man has. It seems health care professionals just go along with feeding him and subsequently killing him. Nobody in their right mind would want to die like this. And before any of you toe rags imply or ask, no I am not a fat bastard....because it's illegal to starve someone but not forcefeed them... court order or not... blame the eurocrat/human rights wankers...And I am not a "toerag"... jizzrag maybe, toe rag, no... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 "Manual Handling". I've used that phrase a few times in Madame Gobblers Pleasure Emporium, I can tell you.I heard that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 I don't understand the way in which the problem of morbid obesity is managed in this country. If somebody is anorexic, intervention takes place, even to the point of using the mental health act to give artificial feeding. People do die of anorexia, but far more die like this man has. It seems health care professionals just go along with feeding him and subsequently killing him. Nobody in their right mind would want to die like this. And before any of you toe rags imply or ask, no I am not a fat bastard.I agree. It does suggest there are some mental health issues here. People like this should be sectioned and given the help they need to beat their food addiction and their self destructive behaviour, the cost being offset against their ability to return to a normal life, earn a living and contribute. Let's not forget, there's loads of help available for junkies. . . I'm not a fat bastard either. I like chocolate, a lot, but if I could afford to spend £10 a day on it I just wouldn't. Now where did I put that cadbury flake? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Fat fuck that lad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Wot .. only ten sausages? It's a bit mean on the mushrooms too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Now Britain's fattest corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 So you say...... Come and join me at Spotter Towers for breakfast. It looks an awful lot like an American version of a Mc Donalds happy meal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Carl Thompson.10,000 calories a day.65 Stone.Dead aged 33.Fuck off Judge.who is this cunt, I am britains fattest man, how dare he! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 So you say...... Come and join me at Spotter Towers for breakfast. You wouldn't catch me eating that shit.... ....black pudding? Fook off!!!!!! .........and where's me fried slices..?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 So you say...... Come and join me at Spotter Towers for breakfast. Any wasteful cunt that orders this and fails to finish every last morsel should have any leftover suasages rammed up their arse! That would be a hell of a dilemma for Brony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 It's a bit mean on the mushrooms too.There's also a distinct lack of a mug of tea.Sort it out Spotto you fucking useless cafe owner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 And before any of you toe rags imply or ask, no I am not a fat bastard.You one of those Anorexic cunts then and can I have your beans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 26, 2015 Report Share Posted June 26, 2015 Dirty fucking fat fucking beached whale fucking fat cunt. They should boil this fat bastard alive and make candles out of the cunt. I bet he fucking stinks the fat shit. I bet he's on benefits the fat fucking fat fucking , cunting fat bastard fucking beached fucking fat whale. I just want to kill the fucking fat candle wax fat fucking bastards like this. I fucking hate the fucking fat cunts and i just want to kill the fat bastards, fucking fat elephants...........kill i say, just KILL KILL KILL the fat porky cunts. Oh.......he's already dead? Well then if he was cremated i resent the fact that the air i breathe has been polluted by this fat cunt's burning fat. If they buried the fat arse bastard then why is the fat cunt taking up more land than the rest of us? Fat fucking bastards..............am i one of the boys now? Can i be your special friend now?If he was queer it would be a different matter wouldn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 I think that it was Tom Lehrer who said , " the day Kissinger received the Nobel Peace Prize was the day satire died." Well, whoever the cunt was, now i know how he felt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 27, 2015 Report Share Posted June 27, 2015 Definition of satire in English:noun[mass noun] 1The use of humour, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues... I think we are about on the mark there... Oh yes, Lehrer was a useless cunt, and he reckoned that he never said that as well... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Hello girls! Photo caption. Tell you what, you look cute and distract him while I grab the sausages. No, you look cute and distract him while I grab the black pudding. No both of you look cute . . . oh fuck it, just bite the cunt and grab the lot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 28, 2015 Report Share Posted June 28, 2015 Now Britain's fattest corpse. James Corden Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 James CordenHaha! I see he was awarded an OBE-se in the week.Now Britain's fattest corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 29, 2015 Report Share Posted June 29, 2015 Haha! I see he was awarded an OBE-se in the week.Now Britain's fattest corpse. One lucky bastard if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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