Eddie Posted August 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 34 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Utterly shit Nom Ed. However, I've missed you and been concerned for your wellbeing. I hope poverty isn't being a cruel mistress ? Try chopping carrots into your Pot Noodle - it increases the goodliness. You were always one of the best ones on here. Lovely to hear from you jacko, poverty is indeed a cruel mistress, I do enjoy a pot noodle, it will be even better when I can afford a kettle. Have you heard about bill, only turns out his a a racist Nazi, I'm thinking of inviting him over for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 18 minutes ago, Eddie said: Lovely to hear from you jacko, poverty is indeed a cruel mistress, I do enjoy a pot noodle, it will be even better when I can afford a kettle. Have you heard about bill, only turns out his a a racist Nazi, I'm thinking of inviting him over for dinner. Bill ? Nazi ? Racist ? Well, he's gone up in my fucking esteem. I hope to plagiarise Frank again, as he is one of us Ed, and upload a video of myself which will make Bill's Nazi leanings look Enid Blyton sipping lukewarm tea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 22 minutes ago, Eddie said: Lovely to hear from you jacko, poverty is indeed a cruel mistress, I do enjoy a pot noodle, it will be even better when I can afford a kettle. Have you heard about bill, only turns out his a a racist Nazi, I'm thinking of inviting him over for dinner. I'm more interested in sharing your kettle than your disgusting far right sympathies. I don't have one in the HMO, I've been on the tinned mackerel all week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted August 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Just now, Bill Stickers said: I'm more interested in sharing your kettle than your disgusting far right sympathies. I don't have one in the HMO, I've been on the tinned mackerel all week. Don't fight it bill, embrace the dark side, pun intended. Join up and I will send you a tin opener. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Don't fight it bill, embrace the dark side, pun intended. Join up and I will send you a tin opener. You're probably just sending it to me to get rid of evidence, having opened some minorities face with it. Next thing I know I'll have the met banging on my door with a warrant picking skin out of the bloody thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 5, 2016 Let's hope the trump vote is a similar vote as brexit, no one really admitting to it but in the privacy of the booth a definite. Trump to win ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 The only uncertainty in the race now is hillary living long enough to see it through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 SAC Nebraska must be as busy as fuck rehearsing the hourly launch code format changes that even the blithering trumpcunt idiot won't figure out ... 1111 or 54321 ought to do it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 1 minute ago, colonelkurtz said: SAC must be as busy as fuck rehearsing the hourly launch code format changes that even the blithering trumpcunt idiot won't figure out ... 1111 or 54321 ought to do it The number is 42 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted September 20, 2016 Report Share Posted September 20, 2016 Just now, Lady Penelope said: The number is 42 ... and everything ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted September 27, 2016 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 On Tuesday, September 20, 2016 at 4:30 PM, colonelkurtz said: ... and everything ! Trump ripped the dopey old corpse to pieces last night. Start building that wall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Trump ripped the dopey old corpse to pieces last night. Start building that wall. I do not agree with you, he is a short tempered hothead who interrupts and never listens, should not be commander in chief of any nuclear arsenal. We will all die! Clinton remained cool and collected throughout, what the world needs, not reactionary wankers like trump. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 52 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: I do not agree with you, he is a short tempered hothead who interrupts and never listens, should not be commander in chief of any nuclear arsenal. We will all die! Clinton remained cool and collected throughout, what the world needs, not reactionary wankers like trump. Rock and a hard place Alf. She has already said Syria will have a regime change when she's Prez. Who the fuck exactly is she to decide who's in charge in another country? Trump might be an idiot but she's fucking dangerous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: Rock and a hard place Alf. She has already said Syria will have a regime change when she's Prez. Who the fuck exactly is she to decide who's in charge in another country? Trump might be an idiot but she's fucking dangerous. The Murricans have already stated that regime change is a non-negotiable to the Syria problem, you think Trump will be any different? He'll just nuke the cunt instead of asking, using diplomacy then sending in the F-15s and troops. At least she's unlikely to use a nuke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 58 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: The Murricans have already stated that regime change is a non-negotiable to the Syria problem, you think Trump will be any different? He'll just nuke the cunt instead of asking, using diplomacy then sending in the F-15s and troops. At least she's unlikely to use a nuke. Don't get me wrong Dingers,I'm not saying I think Trump will any better. He's too thick to work it out for himself. The pair of them will fuck over anyone to get what they want,just that she'll fuck them over more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Don't get me wrong Dingers,I'm not saying I think Trump will any better. He's too thick to work it out for himself. The pair of them will fuck over anyone to get what they want,just that she'll fuck them over more. Lesser of two evils, I prefer the She-Devil to the Straw-Man, even though some of Trumps more, er, idealistic statements have an element of sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted September 27, 2016 Report Share Posted September 27, 2016 10 hours ago, Eddie said: Trump ripped the dopey old corpse to pieces last night. Start building that wall. It was like the battle of the coffin dodgers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Spotted in Cheshire, Punkape I take it all back. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 Yankee doodle cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 He is following in the footsteps of Jack Kennedy and Bill Clinton .. only different is that he is admitting to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: He is following in the footsteps of Jack Kennedy and Bill Clinton .. only different is that he is admitting to it. Has Trump covered up any murders of famous film stars yet? The Kennedys have 2, so he's got some catching up to do if he wants to be a proper Murican President.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Donner and chips said: Yankee doodle cunts. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off. Err, fuck you and the black cock you rode in on. Apologies for late reply, I was in awe at your wit. You wank basket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 51 minutes ago, Donner and chips said: Err, fuck you and the black cock you rode in on. Apologies for late reply, I was in awe at your wit. You wank basket. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Donner and chips Posted October 13, 2016 Report Share Posted October 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Punkape said: Fuck off. Never, not whilst spastic clumpers like you are around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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