Lord Sewel

[Eddie]

 

We should see a rise in cocaine and high class prostitute prices as a consequence of these proposed additions

 

 

 

   

I was with you up until that point, no fucking way

[Jiggerycock]

I see that  Cameron is getting set to create another 50 of these much needed Lords and not before time I must say. Its only by creating more Lords can we save this great nation after all there are only about 8 or 9 hundred of these overworked, unfed and frankly under appreciated ermine clad old boys in the house. At £ 300 a day just for checking they are an absolute bargain and I cannot understand the criticism being thrown at Mr Cameron.    OK most of them will be Tories but surely the whole point is that we get a well balanced upper chamber and that's what we need, more rabid yes men from the ranks of the great and privileged. 

Its all these Nurses, Doctors , Police, Firemen and Teachers that are sapping the strength of our country, they are the freeloading parasites who need to be trimmed and leaned, the ungrateful cunts that they are.

We should see a rise in cocaine and high class prostitute prices as a consequence of these proposed additions, so another benefit to the economy of London and people as its it been said before we are all in it together.

Well done Mr Cameron...keep up the good work.   

 

   

And what is a high class prostitute whilst we're about it?

There's expensive ones.

But high class? One's that talk with your plums in their gob presumably.

[Eddie]

And what is a high class prostitute whilst we're about it?

There's expensive ones.

But high class? One's that talk with your plums in their gob presumably.

any woman that gets out of the bath to have a wee is high class to me...

[Guest luke swarm]

And what is a high class prostitute whilst we're about it?

There's expensive ones.

But high class? One's that talk with your plums in their gob presumably.

you uneducated fool Jiggers..........its one that spits instead of consumes.    

[Jiggerycock]

you uneducated fool Jiggers..........its one that spits instead of consumes.    

....or gargles, then whistles 'Ave Maria'....

[Cuntybaws]

any woman that gets out of the bath to have a wee is high class to me...

Indeed. Mrs Baws won't even get out of the bath to take a shit!