and Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Ursula, a two-year-old common octopus, takes seconds to crack complex challenges set by her keepers at Living Coasts in Torquay, Devon. This clever cunt of an octopus can do things with her tentacles that would make grown men cry, and apparently it isn't expected to live too much longer. So instead of wasting what's left of her and our lives, they should set her to work in a local rub & tug shop, she could make a fuckin' fortune pleasuring the lonely and less fortunate men of Torquay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Those suckers look very sharp!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Ursula, a two-year-old common octopus, takes seconds to crack complex challenges set by her keepers at Living Coasts in Torquay, Devon.This clever cunt of an octopus can do things with her tentacles that would make grown men cry, and apparently it isn't expected to live too much longer.So instead of wasting what's left of her and our lives, they should set her to work in a local rub & tug shop, she could make a fuckin' fortune pleasuring the lonely and less fortunate men of Torquay.I hope our Brony friend doesn't get any ideas about a creature with eight appendages each with a grip stronger than a vise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 never heard of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 I hope our Brony friend doesn't get any ideas about a creature with eight appendages each with a grip stronger than a vise. Big thing over in Nippon. Use Google and your imagination and you too could be in tentacle heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Big thing over in Nippon. Use Google and your imagination and you too could be in tentacle heaven.The japs have some disturbing wank material. Anyplace that sells soiled knickers from vending machines isn't a place to which one should turn their back or bend over to pick up the fallen yen that slipped through fingers at said machines. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Yeah, but can it open a can of spam with those stupid little fucking keys? Pfft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 26, 2015 Report Share Posted August 26, 2015 Yeah, but can it open a can of spam with those stupid little fucking keys? Pfft.From what I've seen, some little bird dressed in a schoolgirl kit does that by inserting her nipple through the ring and twisting the can. Demented little cunts, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 Yeah, but can it open a can of spam with those stupid little fucking keys? Pfft.or open a bag of Haribo Starmix without depositing the contents on the floor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 The japs have some disturbing wank material. Anyplace that sells soiled knickers from vending machines isn't a place to which one should turn their back or bend over to pick up the fallen yen that slipped through fingers at said machines. Vending machines you say?Whats the exchange rate at the moment? Just out of interest you understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 27, 2015 Report Share Posted August 27, 2015 The is no pleasuring in Torquay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 (edited) Vending machines you say?Whats the exchange rate at the moment? Just out of interest you understand.I haven't a clue snatcher. I read it on the inter web thingy, and gave it the benefit of doubt on truthfulness Edited August 28, 2015 by Wizardsleeve iphone double post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Vending machines you say?Whats the exchange rate at the moment? Just out of interest you understand.The disturbing thing about those machines snatch, is that the soiled panties are usually produced by girls of school age. There is also, apparently, a photo of the young lady enclosed in the plastic vending container. Now I don't claim to be the world's most ethical creature, but that's one line I wouldn't cross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 The disturbing thing about those machines snatch, is that the soiled panties are usually produced by girls of school age. There is also, apparently, a photo of the young lady enclosed in the plastic vending container. Now I don't claim to be the world's most ethical creature, but that's one line I wouldn't cross. the Japanese have a penchant for the extreme end of the porn spectrum.....where a society represses it emotions as the Japs do , with their severe etiquette and excessive formality, it manifests itself in violent and disturbing pornography. They are quite fucked up with their obsession with schoolgirls and BDSM.Can you imagine the same thing over here with a vending machine of soiled XXtra Large Panties outside LIDL with a picture of Jade or Brittany with their green hair and badly drawn Chinese Tattoos. I don't know maybe its a marketing opportunity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 the Japanese have a penchant for the extreme end of the porn spectrum.....where a society represses it emotions as the Japs do , with their severe etiquette and excessive formality, it manifests itself in violent and disturbing pornography. They are quite fucked up with their obsession with schoolgirls and BDSM.Can you imagine the same thing over here with a vending machine of soiled XXtra Large Panties outside LIDL with a picture of Jade or Brittany with their green hair and badly drawn Chinese Tattoos. I don't know maybe its a marketing opportunity. Thanks for that image mate, I'll sleep well tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Given Japans cultural heritage of fucked up sexual paraphilias, the likes of which would make most members of the house of commons blush, I'm sure Ursula will have a promising porn career being shoved up the blurred out pussy of some chick in a school girl outfit of questionable age by some cunt in a panda costume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 28, 2015 Report Share Posted August 28, 2015 Given Japans cultural heritage of fucked up sexual paraphilias, the likes of which would make most members of the house of commons blush, I'm sure Ursula will have a promising porn career being shoved up the blurred out pussy of some chick in a school girl outfit of questionable age by some cunt in a panda costume....and she could do eight at a time!! I smell money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 ...and she could do eight at a time!! I smell money. Well, this went downhill fast! Has anyone seen the Octomom porn video? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Well, this went downhill fast! Has anyone seen the Octomom porn video?Can't say I have. I heard she had her low hangers lifted and they no longer let down randomly, which I find somewhat discouraging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Well, this went downhill fast! Has anyone seen the Octomom porn video?Feel free to share, bawsy. I'm sure the modmins will turn a blind eye for a few minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 The mere mention of the Octomom vid is enough to make the NSA upload a keylogger to your laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Well, this went downhill fast! Has anyone seen the Octomom porn video?Sounds like the sort of thing that would cost a shitload of bitcoins on the deep web. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 29, 2015 Report Share Posted August 29, 2015 Sounds like the sort of thing that would cost a shitload of bitcoins on the deep web.Now you mention it, baws has gone quiet. Maybe they've got him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 (edited) The disturbing thing about those machines snatch, is that the soiled panties are usually produced by girls of school age. There is also, apparently, a photo of the young lady enclosed in the plastic vending container. Now I don't claim to be the world's most ethical creature, but that's one line I wouldn't cross.Fuck,I never knew that. Perverted cunts. Edited August 30, 2015 by Snatch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 30, 2015 Report Share Posted August 30, 2015 The mere mention of the Octomom vid is enough to make the NSA upload a keylogger to your laptop.You called that number, didn't you? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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