Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 One of my French teachers used to grab hold of a tuft of hair by the temple or behind the ear and twist and twist until you nearly passed out in pain! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) I went to an all boys Grammar School 1968-1973. I got the worst O level results in living memory. Out of 28 in the class, 26 joined the forces or emergency services and were all admonished for letting the school down. My headmaster said I would never amount to anything but I can make a cunt of myself on the piss and he is dead. Ha ha. Cunt Edited October 25, 2015 by Manky lack of education showing through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I have no brats. I fucking hate kids. As long as the punishment is proportionate to the crime, OK Murder an OAP. No pocket money, grounded for a week and a slap. Piss Manky off, death by firing squad, boiled alive in a vat of H2SO4 at 120 degrees C or exile to Norfolk to be bummed for eternity by your family. Horrible little cunts.jaffa ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 jaffa ?Que? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Don't bother correcting this confused cretin, Scotty. The boy is so stupendously fucking dim, he struggles to avoid bumping into walls... let alone grasping basic English grammar. Like dipstick Ding, he truly is shot to pieces.. alot. unlike you, who just goes full on into the walls because the three brain cells you have can't bring you to a full stop before you hit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 unlike you, who just goes full on into the walls because the three brain cells you have can't bring you to a full stop before you hit. Frank is the gift that just keeps on giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Frank is the gift that just keeps on giving.More like the boring repetitive wanker that just won't fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 More like the boring repetitive wanker that just won't fuck off.And there's that as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I used to work at an incinerator at hospital. I was told that the human body, even a child, takes a temperature of 1800 degrees C to fully combust. We were thus restricted to arms, legs and small bits like foreskins and earlobes. Bit boring really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Don't bother correcting this confused cretin, Scotty. The boy is so stupendously fucking dim, he struggles to avoid bumping into walls... let alone grasping basic English grammar. Like dipstick Ding, he truly is shot to pieces.. alot. basic English... want to go back and try basic English yourself, since anything you spout seems to be utter drivel.. definately not up to your usual piss-ant standards, and that's saying something... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Frank is the gift that just keeps on giving.I thought that was a euphemism for AIDS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 jaffa ?Bent would be my guess Edders, or possibly a lover of sheep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I went to an all boys Grammar School 1968-1973.You decrepit old cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 You decrepit old cunt.Said the Queen to her fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 You decrepit old cunt.I may be old but I have the body of a 25 year old.......locked in my cellar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 Cellar? You posh fucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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