Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Helen Skelton.. she did that amazon kayak thing... I bet she ski's like a pro..!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Hmmmn Delia Smith. Maybe. Why do I feel soiled by that thought? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 She's just generally sexy, alf. I thought this thread was for birds you'd shag who weren't, ahem, conventionally attractive.At least nobody's mentioned Lisa Riley yet. Here she is, all lubed up and ready for you... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 For a borederline boiler there's always Harriet Harman.No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. Ok JK Rowling then, at least she has loads of wedge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 For a borederline boiler there's always Harriet Harman.Borderline to what?Volunteering to put on your Speedoes to go and cure Ebola in bongoland and then Guantanamo Bay for a holiday?No. No, no, no, no, no, no.Repeat for a year... add banging head on brick wall to emphasise the idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 I see someone is joining as clownspocket. That was an alternative display name I used once. It is not me. I am not multi id'ing if anyone thinks I am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Borderline to what?Volunteering to put on your Speedoes to go and cure Ebola in bongoland and then Guantanamo Bay for a holiday?Repeat for a year... add banging head on brick wall to emphasise the ideaHarriet Harman is one of very few people I genuinely hate, even amongst politicians, and that's saying something. She is an absolute fucking cunt with no redeeming features that I can discern. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 Jocelyn Wildenstein gets me going but only on a Monday night, she looks like shit for the rest of the week ...You're a fucking disgrace. Fuck off back to the hole from whence you came, you stinking fucking toerag of a man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted October 28, 2015 Report Share Posted October 28, 2015 (edited) I will do just that but not until Monday, as pointed out in my last post she's not that hot till then, so I can only walk the streets with my hand down my pants thinking of that lovely face.I like peanut butter ! At least you're not trying to put your hands down other people's pants again, you contemptuous little sex pest. If you walk around the streets with your hands down your own pants, I can take some comfort knowing that you will be locked up again before Monday rolls around. Unfortunately, lax prison regulations these days mean you will no doubt be allowed to keep posting this inane, worthless bollocks from the confines of your padded cell. Hopefully they will forget to strip you of your belt before they leave you to consider your actions in HMP Belmarsh, and the orderlies will return to your cell to find you swinging from the light fitting, having shat yourself post-mortem. Edited October 28, 2015 by bill_stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Jimmy Krankee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 47 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Jimmy Krankee. That's like fucking a minor in a lift,wrong on so many levels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 12 minutes ago, neil298 said: That's like fucking a minor in a lift,wrong on so many levels At least she's really really funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 Well,she'd probably laugh at your cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 13, 2015 Report Share Posted December 13, 2015 On 25 October 2015 at 15:59:05, Cuntybaws said: I can just about visualise this using an eleven-dimensional Calabi Yau manifold, but I'm still struggling to work out where the balls go. Looks like Mrs C's ringpiece after a late shift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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