Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Sundays are a bit shit and really nothing much to do but watch shit tv and fantasize about unattainable sex. Just thinking about some of the woman who are not your conventional sex icons but who I find unaccountably attractive and would like to be carnal with. No order of preference. Sue Perkins (bat s for the other side)Judith Kepple (Egghead)Suzie Dent (countdown woman) Edwina Currie (cunt)Samantha Cameron (married to a cunt)Kay Adams (milf)Sundays are wank but Mondays are worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I don't dream about other women, I have my hands full with the one I already have. I work sundays and it is great. Quiet as fuck. Try it you idle fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Kirsty Wark.I think she would be very stern. "You will shag me properly, OKAY?"Yes dear! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I don't dream about other women, I have my hands full with the one I already have. I work sundays and it is great. Quiet as fuck. Try it you idle fucker.your feed back is appreciated Manky....best hurry along to the factory now, those men's bogs wont clean themselves you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Maria Grazia Cucinotta and Nigella Lawson in an oral without double bukkake. You can have that for nothing. Edited October 25, 2015 by Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 your feed back is appreciated Manky....best hurry along to the factory now, those men's bogs wont clean themselves you know.Good job I have a long tongue. The bowls need to be pristine when the Ferret Master comes in on Monday. Hannah Gordon is an object lesson in growing old gracefully. Joan Collins looks OK for a young 'un. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I dream of Kerrry Katona drowning in vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I dream of Kerrry Katona drowning in vomit.They picked the right person to advertise a frozen prawn ring! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Maria Grazia Cucinotta...I just emptied my sack, but I don't think she's good enough to make me come twice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 "it's wrong but sort of right" - sorry, I tried not to add the apostrophe, but I just couldn't stop myself. It was clever of you not to include it in the title, though, because it fucks up Internet Explorer something chronic.Anyway, I was disappointed on reading further to find that this nomination has nothing whatsoever to do with getting the horn for former child stars who turned out to be a bit hot and/or slutty later in life. Drew Barrymore, Jodie Foster, Christina Ricci, Jenny Agutter, and more recently Emma Watson. I'm off now to watch School Of Rock again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Sophie Raworth any time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Patsy palmer AKA bianca Jackson, hairy red legs does it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Patsy palmer AKA bianca Jackson, hairy red legs does it for me.The most disgustng fucking thing with a gob to match. Still Ed, it's no use punching above your weight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 The most disgustng fucking thing with a gob to match. Still Ed, it's no use punching above your weight. totally agree frank, couple of pints in a shit hole pub in aldgate, curry down brick lane then a good night in with the gobby cow, perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I just emptied my sack, but I don't think she's good enough to make me come twice.I've only managed the double once in my life, baws. I used to see a sweet Thai lady in Clerkenwell on Wednesday's who had the cutest, roundest bum you could ever imagine. I used to bang it until I stopped. She was double jointed and could provide a sensitive yet deep tissue body2body massage whilst having her face pumped off from behind. Can you picture that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I've only managed the double once in my life, baws. I used to see a sweet Thai lady in Clerkenwell on Wednesday's, who had the cutest, roundest bum you could ever imagine. I used to bang it until I stopped. She was double jointed and could provide a sensitive yet deep tissue body2body massage whilst having her face pumped off from behind. Can you picture that?Thai "Lady"? She probably had a bigger cock than you. Which isn't too difficult so I've heard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Thai "Lady"? She probably had a bigger cock than you. Which isn't too difficult so I've heard.I don't know about that, duncey. She certainly had a temper on her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 She was double jointed and could provide a sensitive yet deep tissue body2body massage whilst having her face pumped off from behind. Can you picture that?I can just about visualise this using an eleven-dimensional Calabi Yau manifold, but I'm still struggling to work out where the balls go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 How about Mary Nightingale? Sarah Beeny? Bird with half an arm on Cbeebies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 I've only managed the double once in my life, baws. I used to see a sweet Thai lady in Clerkenwell on Wednesday's who had the cutest, roundest bum you could ever imagine. I used to bang it until I stopped. She was double jointed and could provide a sensitive yet deep tissue body2body massage whilst having her face pumped off from behind. Can you picture that?Yet another humongous steaming pile of shit. Even if there is any truth in there, it would be countered by the fact that you were going in from back so you wouldn't have to deal the larger cock and pair of bollocks slapping you in your eye sockets. Prick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 How about Mary Nightingale? Sarah Beeny? Bird with half an arm on Cbeebies?Mary Nightingale, oh yes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Kirstie Allsop, when she's at her slimmer self.. I think its the mumsy posh bit.... dunno.. just would.....and the original Il Postino was much better.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 (edited) Carol Smillie, I think she gets better as she gets older.Same goes for Liz Hurley.I heard they were lesbian lovers as well, or I might have made that up......... Edited October 25, 2015 by MikeD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 Carol Smillie, I think she gets better as she gets older.Same goes for Liz Hurley.I heard they were lesbian lovers as well, or I might have made that up......... .... thanks for that Mike...and I thought it was just me ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted October 25, 2015 Report Share Posted October 25, 2015 As luke says, edwina currie. Oh, the shame.....and also the sordid reason for me discovering this website. I'd have fucked her ragged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted October 26, 2015 Report Share Posted October 26, 2015 I wouldn't mind inserting my sausage roll into Mary Berry's doughnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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