Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 https://youtu.be/rSpfhm6ubFk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Toe-curlingly awful. Kentucky Fried Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 minute ago, Degenerategambler said: Toe-curlingly awful. Kentucky Fried Cunts. "Babes, you're Muslim." The most needless pile of utter box-ticking fucking wank I've seen in a very long time. Fuck me, the propaganda machine is really going into top gear with this fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 So KFC is Hallal is it? Well, that's me never eating their stuff ever again. I only have it in emergencies anyway, and the last time I had some I had a FastFood Hangover, but now I'd rather fucking starve and force down a Ginsters piece of shit pasty at the next services... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Colonel Sanders must be spinning in his grave, the magnificent racist old bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 53 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: Colonel Sanders must be spinning in his grave, the magnificent racist old bastard. His shite food put him there. Artery clogging, stroke inducing toxic fucking sludge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: His shite food put him there. Artery clogging, stroke inducing toxic fucking sludge. Do you seriously believe the cunt ever ate any of that crap himself, wizz? He of all people would have known what goes into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 4 hours ago, DingTheDoggie!! said: So KFC is Hallal is it? Well, that's me never eating their stuff ever again. I only have it in emergencies anyway, and the last time I had some I had a FastFood Hangover, but now I'd rather fucking starve and force down a Ginsters piece of shit pasty at the next services... Yes I beleive a portion of their stores are just that, by design. Certainly judging from the % of uptake of new a3 leases in uk stamped annually by these cunts. We've let a lot to them. Its so much more finger lickin' good when you know for a fact that all the chickens have had their throats cut in some horrid shed while some witch doctor mumbles incantations over the poor cunts. I am still partial to that oily shit after a night on the rip, but, it is common local knowledge that unless one wishes to physically cry liquid shite one should specifically avoid the filthy subcontinental shithole of a kfc on Leith Walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 3 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: Colonel Sanders must be spinning in his grave, the magnificent racist old bastard. Colonel Sal'hadin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 I love a greasy box to stick my bone in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 1 minute ago, Gurt said: I love a greasy box to stick my bone in We can only pray that some Cunt will stick all your bones in a box very fucking soon indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 3 minutes ago, Gurt said: I love a greasy box to stick my bone in I hear that Manky's arse is currently vacant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I hear that Manky's arse is currently vacant. I expect that it has more nutritional value and it certainly sounds like it would be bucket sized Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Colonel Sanders and Ronald Mcdonald were both fudge packers apparently. They can shove their shit food up their arses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Just chuck it down the bog and avoid the middleman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 Anyone who eats this shit knows that you go find the local Morleys, where you get three times the amount of cancer causing, artery clogging, bland tasting shit for half the price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 In my underage drinking days, I used to regularly stumble out of The Trollcart in Great Yarmouth after an evening on the brew and head straight across the road to KFC for a zinger tower burger and a box of popcorn chicken. A couple of years ago they got shut down after a customer heard a member of staff complain that the chicken was green and it stank. His managers answer was "make sure you don't eat it on your break, but serve it to the customers still". Looking back, it probably explains why I was constantly blocking my old dears toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 1, 2015 Report Share Posted December 1, 2015 5 hours ago, scotty said: Do you seriously believe the cunt ever ate any of that crap himself, wizz? He of all people would have known what goes into it. There was a biography about the crusty old cunt on the tele not long ago. He used to do all the cooking in the very first store, which was inside a service station. Somewhere along the line, something went horribly wrong. Fuck me, the oil at the bottom of a bucket could lubricate a drill head to an oil rig set over iron ferrite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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