Guest luke swarm Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 On 04/03/2016 at 8:22 PM, MikeD said: Lots of things but especially car keys, house keys, your wallet. Everyone will misplace these things now and again but dozy fucking bastards who continually lose them shouldn't be allowed out of their fucking house. If you can't organise yourself enough to be able to keep track of some of the most important things in your day to day existence then you're a fucking danger to the public. Put them on a piece of string and tie them round your fucking neck, tightly, you absent-minded fuckwit cunts. It happens to all of us from time to time Mike....have you never lost anything? I usually misplace my Mobile phone....Mrs Swarm says that I would lose my head if it was not screwed on......we laugh about it all the time....she is such a witty and humorous individual and not a cunt at all....I tell you I am lucky to have her around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: It happens to all of us from time to time Mike....have you never lost anything? I wish Mike would lose his fucking password to the site. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 15 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: They do make for a dreadful access Indeed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: I wish Mike would lose his fucking password to the site. That's more fucking like it!!!! When I was getting likes and the odd favourable comment from you I thought 'this cunt's gone soft!' I needn't have worried. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, luke swarm said: It happens to all of us from time to time Mike....have you never lost anything? I usually misplace my Mobile phone....Mrs Swarm says that I would lose my head if it was not screwed on......we laugh about it all the time....she is such a witty and humorous individual and not a cunt at all....I tell you I am lucky to have her around. Now and again we all do, and have been guilty of it myself. But as the nom says,'keep losing things'. No excuse, dozy bastards, shoot the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 11, 2016 Report Share Posted March 11, 2016 10 hours ago, MikeD said: Now and again we all do, and have been guilty of it myself. But as the nom says,'keep losing things'. No excuse, dozy bastards, shoot the cunts. I would but I can't find the gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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