Guest MikeD Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Lots of things but especially car keys, house keys, your wallet. Everyone will misplace these things now and again but dozy fucking bastards who continually lose them shouldn't be allowed out of their fucking house. If you can't organise yourself enough to be able to keep track of some of the most important things in your day to day existence then you're a fucking danger to the public. Put them on a piece of string and tie them round your fucking neck, tightly, you absent-minded fuckwit cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 Did you forget yourself today then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 4, 2016 Report Share Posted March 4, 2016 2 hours ago, MikeD said: Lots of things but especially car keys, house keys, your wallet. Everyone will misplace these things now and again but dozy fucking bastards who continually lose them shouldn't be allowed out of their fucking house. If you can't organise yourself enough to be able to keep track of some of the most important things in your day to day existence then you're a fucking danger to the public. Put them on a piece of string and tie them round your fucking neck, tightly, you absent-minded fuckwit cunts. I think you have finally lost your mind you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Is that the Hungarian folk singer from the pop group 'M' who used to pretend she was an Indian in your avatar? "Pop pop pop music, pop pop pop music". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 Nice. Accusations of paedophilia and insulting members of my family. The last resort of the outmanouvered thicko inarticulate little boy. My congratulations on your achievement.......you must be proud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 I'm always proud to get a reaction from goading the all round total cunt of the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: Nice. Accusations of paedophilia and insulting members of my family. The last resort of the outmanouvered thicko inarticulate little boy. My congratulations on your achievement.......you must be proud! we have not been formally introduced , but fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 8 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I think you have finally lost your mind you cunt. Well it's possible I suppose, here's hoping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 10 hours ago, judgetwi said: Nice. Accusations of paedophilia and insulting members of my family. The last resort of the outmanouvered thicko inarticulate little boy. My congratulations on your achievement.......you must be proud! Where does the paedophilia come into it? He never said how old you were. You haven't found any racism in his post or have you handed that job over to Rick? Who can't find any racism in posts either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: we have not been formally introduced , but fuck off. That is the formal introduction here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 11 hours ago, judgetwi said: Nice. Accusations of paedophilia and insulting members of my family. The last resort of the outmanouvered thicko inarticulate little boy. My congratulations on your achievement.......you must be proud! You keep losing the plot, Judge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 33 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You're losing the plot, Judge. He can't lose what he never had. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 5, 2016 Report Share Posted March 5, 2016 12 hours ago, judgetwi said: Nice. Accusations of paedophilia and insulting members of my family. The last resort of the outmanouvered thicko inarticulate little boy. My congratulations on your achievement.......you must be proud! You've been absent for some time, judge, where have you been? No, I don't really care, but being gone so long, only to return to your exhausted, baseless accusations, I should think you'd have used that time to dream up some new baseless accusations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 On Saturday, March 05, 2016 at 1:48 PM, Cuntybaws said: You keep losing the plot, Judge. On Saturday, March 05, 2016 at 1:48 PM, Cuntybaws said: You keep losing the plot, Judge. You're right, of course. My incestuous relationship with my Dad has stunted my emotional development. If only I could be as normal as you and your pals. I am ashamed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 On Saturday, March 05, 2016 at 1:19 PM, Snatch said: Where does the paedophilia come into it? He never said how old you were. You haven't found any racism in his post or have you handed that job over to Rick? Who can't find any racism in posts either. I always admire your attention to detail Snitch. But as you and your friend can only imagine my age at the time of your sick and perverted fantasy you should just stick to jerking yourselves off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 4 hours ago, judgetwi said: I always admire your attention to detail Snitch. But as you and your friend can only imagine my age at the time of your sick and perverted fantasy you should just stick to jerking yourselves off. Where did I mention about you being of a certain age? Seeing things that aren't there again so I suggest you pay more attention to detail. And are you implying I imagine your age to be that of under 16 at the time we are talking about? Accusing me of being a peado? Thats asking to be stabbed in the face you utter cunt. Now kill yourself. Stupid fucking cock sucking piece of shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 "Have you seen my wallet?" I called to my wife. "I can't find it anywhere." "When did you last have it?" she replied. "Two years ago on my birthday," I snapped. "What the fucks that got to do with it?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 When you lose something and someone says "Where did you put it"? fucking annoys me or "Have you looked in your bag"? What a good idea, I'd never thought of looking there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 I keep losing my mind... does that count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 Mrs Manky likes big handbags to keep everything in. Then she can't find items that are in her handbag because it is so big and full of things she doesn't want to lose. It is so fucking embarrassing when she has to empty the bag on the bar to find her purse. Eventually it is located, next to the car jack, stuffed armadillo, spare freezer tray and satellite dish for a system we replaced in 2004. It does come in useful though, when I need to weigh down a murdered prostitute when I throw her in the canal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 8, 2016 Report Share Posted March 8, 2016 12 minutes ago, Manky said: Mrs Manky likes big handbags to keep everything in. Then she can't find items that are in her handbag because it is so big and full of things she doesn't want to lose. It is so fucking embarrassing when she has to empty the bag on the bar to find her purse. Eventually it is located, next to the car jack, stuffed armadillo, spare freezer tray and satellite dish for a system we replaced in 2004. It does come in useful though, when I need to weigh down a murdered prostitute when I throw her in the canal. I think you'd need something a bit heavier for the manchester canal... if you're fast enough you can walk across that fucker... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 On March 8, 2016 at 4:40 AM, camberwell gypsy said: When you lose something and someone says "Where did you put it"? fucking annoys me or "Have you looked in your bag"? What a good idea, I'd never thought of looking there. They're just chatting you up, gyps. Keep your tights on and your wits about you with those slippery fuckers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: They're just chatting you up, gyps. Keep your tights on and your wits about you with those slippery fuckers! Fucking hate tights. Never wear them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hate tights. Never wear them. Yeah, toe curling bastards they are.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 10, 2016 Report Share Posted March 10, 2016 5 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fucking hate tights. Never wear them. They do make for a dreadful access Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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