camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 11 hours ago, nobgobbler said: And some cunt in 1975 decided to shut down borstals thereby removing deterrent for badly behaved little fuckers who immediately saw the green light, resulting in what we have now, more than one generation of poorly educated arse holes. It wasn't all good pre-75 though, curling tongs burned your hair. The power cuts were fun for us kids. We had to return to the 1860s by lighting candles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: ..but then again ! You were just a private back in '75 "Private Kurtz 1654385 saaaah!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The power cuts were fun for us kids. We had to return to the 1860s by lighting candles. Yeah I remember cramming for my 0 levels by candle light like Scrooge counting pennies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 On 21/05/2016 at 3:02 PM, Cardinal Sin said: Stuart Hall, Jimmy Saville etc! Stop kidding about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 3 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Yeah I remember cramming for my 0 levels by candle light like Scrooge counting pennies. O levels? Blimey I was still at primary school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: O levels? Blimey I was still at primary school When you get to my age everybody is 10 or more years younger. Wish I could do it all again, the smell of plasticine, wax crayons and jammy dodgers. Perhaps not, Miss Smith stank of mothballs and one of the other kids bullied me to fuck from day one. I heard a few years ago she had a fight with her sister over some lezza and she got stabbed half to death. Karma rocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Miss Ransom slapped me from arsehole to breakfast time at primary school. The backs of my legs looked like grilled bacon. And at secondary school one of the sisters rammed my face into a filing cabinet. The dent was still there years later when I went to a reunion. Got pissed and was thrown out after I grabbed hold of said sister by the throat. Happy days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Manky Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Pre 75, high tech was a game of that shit tennis game with the 2 paddles that was fucking bollox. To phone your mates you needed shit loads of change and either memorised the number or wrote it down. Subuteo, Hot Wheels, Leonard Cohen and Noosha Fox. God, I'm getting all emotional now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 53 minutes ago, colonelkurtz said: Brother, you don't know the half if it! 9 minutes ago, Manky said: Pre 75, high tech was a game of that shit tennis game with the 2 paddles that was fucking bollox. To phone your mates you needed shit loads of change and either memorised the number or wrote it down. Subuteo, Hot Wheels, Leonard Cohen and Noosha Fox. God, I'm getting all emotional now. My older brother gorged out my dolly's eyes, so to get my own back I snapped every single subbuteo player he had. He had loads of teams. Christ, he beat the shit out of me for that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 59 minutes ago, Manky said: Pre 75, high tech was a game of that shit tennis game with the 2 paddles that was fucking bollox. To phone your mates you needed shit loads of change and either memorised the number or wrote it down. Subuteo, Hot Wheels, Leonard Cohen and Noosha Fox. God, I'm getting all emotional now. Noosha Fox...what a unusual looking woman and an equally unusual voice...strangely both aspects were not entirely without appeal. Pocket calculators and LED watches were just invented and there were only 2 or 3 TV channels......Wimpy Burgers were shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 33 minutes ago, luke swarm said: Noosha Fox...what a unusual looking woman and an equally unusual voice...strangely both aspects were not entirely without appeal. Pocket calculators and LED watches were just invented and there were only 2 or 3 TV channels......Wimpy Burgers were shit. Ding invented cum flavour ice cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 On 21 May 2016 at 0:20 AM, Eddie said: Jesus MC, you can half talk a load of drivel. Can I interest you in the south east white knights, we have a free calendar for members. Sorry mate that clashes with my kkk club meetings on Tuesday's and Hitler youth group on Thursday nights. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 Some good music pre '75 and some bad. Same applies post '75. Now we have about 2 genres, shit and fucking shitter. Daily, our freedom of choice is eroded, everything is now either illegal, immoral or fattening. In 20 years, 2016 will seem like idyllic days. But hey ho. Life is for living. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 24, 2016 Report Share Posted May 24, 2016 19 hours ago, Manky said: Pre 75, high tech was a game of that shit tennis game with the 2 paddles that was fucking bollox. To phone your mates you needed shit loads of change and either memorised the number or wrote it down. Subuteo, Hot Wheels, Leonard Cohen and Noosha Fox. God, I'm getting all emotional now. 2p's for the phonebox... then the cunts upped it to 5s and 10s... 18 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Brother, you don't know the half if it! My older brother gorged out my dolly's eyes, so to get my own back I snapped every single subbuteo player he had. He had loads of teams. Christ, he beat the shit out of me for that. I'd beat the shite out of you for that now, worth a small fortune! 17 hours ago, luke swarm said: Noosha Fox...what a unusual looking woman and an equally unusual voice...strangely both aspects were not entirely without appeal. Pocket calculators and LED watches were just invented and there were only 2 or 3 TV channels......Wimpy Burgers were shit. I give you the school porno entertainment of '75... 17 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Ding invented cum flavour ice cream. Fucking doubt it, only started primary school in 75 you fucking pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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