colonelkurtz Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 We’ve got one here in the workplace who drones on and on about how music was the best , the tv was quality , the sex was unbelievable , there weren’t any gays and lesbianistics or darkies , the roads were completely traffic free , there was no crime , footballers weren’t pansies, johnny foreigner knew his place and the queen was a milf. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 ..Larry Grayson, Frankie Howard and Kenneth Williams were on the tele Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ..Larry Grayson, Frankie Howard and Kenneth Williams were on the tele Stuart Hall, Jimmy Saville etc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cardinal Sin said: Stuart Hall, Jimmy Saville etc! Most of Top of the Pops... and half the BBC.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 He has a point. No Bono. No Bob Geldoff. No Lenny Henry. No Faecesbook. And Mrs Manky hadn't arrived to 'improve my life. On the other hand, I wasn't allowed in pubs till '75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: He has a point. No Bono. No Bob Geldoff. No Lenny Henry. No Faecesbook. And Mrs Manky hadn't arrived to 'improve my life. On the other hand, I wasn't allowed in pubs till '75. Was it your age or were you such a boring cunt that you were barred. No offence, just asking. Vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 23 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Was it your age or were you such a boring cunt that you were barred. No offence, just asking. Vivre Sorry to disappoint you but it was just age. It took beer to bring out my cuntishness. Lots of it . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Sorry to disappoint you but it was just age. It took beer to bring out my cuntishness. Lots of it . I find that difficult to believe...I think the beer actually softens your cuntish characteristics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, luke swarm said: I find that difficult to believe...I think the beer actually softens your cuntish characteristics. In other words, if you drink enough of it he becomes artificially tolerable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 I was born in 75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 Just now, deebom said: I was born in 75. errr congratulations Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 10 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: In other words, if you drink enough of it he becomes artificially tolerable I did not say tolerable......just a bit less of an intolerable massive cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: errr congratulations No need to congratulate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 9 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: We’ve got one here in the workplace who drones on and on about how music was the best , the tv was quality , the sex was unbelievable , there weren’t any gays and lesbianistics or darkies , the roads were completely traffic free , there was no crime , footballers weren’t pansies, johnny foreigner knew his place and the queen was a milf. Basically post 1975 is fucking shite...it's true ! The world and in particular uk has gone fucking nanny state, guideline, mental since then. In 1976 for example it became the law to have to employ women and not call them birds and tell them to run along and make a cup of tea. 1979 Uncle Jimmy told us we had to stop racing around like fucking James Hunt and "clunk click every trip" wearing seat belts. 1982 main stream news was filled with AIDS victims and for 20 years no girl ever took it in the arse or swallowed. Only the Internet saved us from a state of perpetual vanilla sex by showing young ladies on a monumental scale that sex could be more than a fumble under the sheets. 1997 saw that fucking cunt Blair get voted in and we all said it will be a brain drain with the best people leaving the country and a load of fucking useless cunts arriving.....I stand correct on that one. The words, traveller, pikey, immigrant, asylum seeker, polish cunt were also not in common use pre 1975. Robertsons jam was advertised with a gollywog and I had a metal badge of one at school next to my prefect badge...no one batted an eyelid. You could smoke indoors, in meetings, in the staff room. You could drink at lunch time down the pub. You could speed in your car as the filth had to follow you for quarter of a mile to be able to pull you over, no radar guns, no gatso cameras. Everyone was slimmer and the girls were not all fat round puddings with trotters covered in smelly black spunk stained leggings like they are now. The Welsh had jobs to go to in 1975, they also had a good rugby team. The Scotish still had no fucking jobs to go to, but we invented some for them by setting up a shit bank and finding them some oil to dig up. They had a good football team and we let them qualify for a couple of world cups but they still managed to fuck it up. Finally in 1975 you went to school and did proper lessons, like maths, English and geography..... Not this shite they teach now to kids they cannot cane within a fucking inch of their lives....stopped 1978. In fact internet porn is the only achievement since 1975 I can think of that is an improvemnet on life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 9 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: We’ve got one here in the workplace who drones on and on about how music was the best , the tv was quality , the sex was unbelievable , there weren’t any gays and lesbianistics or darkies , the roads were completely traffic free , there was no crime , footballers weren’t pansies, johnny foreigner knew his place and the queen was a milf. absolute bollocks. All I remember about the 70s was strikes and shit music. Unless you were into the Bay Shitty Rollers and the Stylistics! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 9 hours ago, Cardinal Sin said: Stuart Hall, Jimmy Saville etc! Gary Glitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 4 hours ago, deebom said: I was born in 75. Was it a cold and grey Chicago morning in the ghetto? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 21, 2016 Report Share Posted May 21, 2016 19 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Basically post 1975 is fucking shite...it's true ! The world and in particular uk has gone fucking nanny state, guideline, mental since then. In 1976 for example it became the law to have to employ women and not call them birds and tell them to run along and make a cup of tea. 1979 Uncle Jimmy told us we had to stop racing around like fucking James Hunt and "clunk click every trip" wearing seat belts. 1982 main stream news was filled with AIDS victims and for 20 years no girl ever took it in the arse or swallowed. Only the Internet saved us from a state of perpetual vanilla sex by showing young ladies on a monumental scale that sex could be more than a fumble under the sheets. 1997 saw that fucking cunt Blair get voted in and we all said it will be a brain drain with the best people leaving the country and a load of fucking useless cunts arriving.....I stand correct on that one. The words, traveller, pikey, immigrant, asylum seeker, polish cunt were also not in common use pre 1975. Robertsons jam was advertised with a gollywog and I had a metal badge of one at school next to my prefect badge...no one batted an eyelid. You could smoke indoors, in meetings, in the staff room. You could drink at lunch time down the pub. You could speed in your car as the filth had to follow you for quarter of a mile to be able to pull you over, no radar guns, no gatso cameras. Everyone was slimmer and the girls were not all fat round puddings with trotters covered in smelly black spunk stained leggings like they are now. The Welsh had jobs to go to in 1975, they also had a good rugby team. The Scotish still had no fucking jobs to go to, but we invented some for them by setting up a shit bank and finding them some oil to dig up. They had a good football team and we let them qualify for a couple of world cups but they still managed to fuck it up. Finally in 1975 you went to school and did proper lessons, like maths, English and geography..... Not this shite they teach now to kids they cannot cane within a fucking inch of their lives....stopped 1978. In fact internet porn is the only achievement since 1975 I can think of that is an improvemnet on life. Jesus MC, you can half talk a load of drivel. Can I interest you in the south east white knights, we have a free calendar for members. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 7 hours ago, luke swarm said: I did not say tolerable......just a bit less of an intolerable massive cunt. Just so Luke. Manky -take note- you are a well recognised spunk stain , blazing like a nova under Quincys CSI spunk torch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 8 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: You could speed in your car as the filth had to follow you for quarter of a mile to be able to pull you over, no radar guns, no gatso cameras. Fire up the Quattro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Fire up the Quattro! Suzi Quatro? Now she was something good from before '75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Suzi Quatro? Now she was something good from before '75. No, that's fire over the Quatro. It would run right off that leather jacket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 10 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Basically post 1975 is fucking shite...it's true ! The world and in particular uk has gone fucking nanny state, guideline, mental since then. In 1976 for example it became the law to have to employ women and not call them birds and tell them to run along and make a cup of tea. 1979 Uncle Jimmy told us we had to stop racing around like fucking James Hunt and "clunk click every trip" wearing seat belts. 1982 main stream news was filled with AIDS victims and for 20 years no girl ever took it in the arse or swallowed. Only the Internet saved us from a state of perpetual vanilla sex by showing young ladies on a monumental scale that sex could be more than a fumble under the sheets. 1997 saw that fucking cunt Blair get voted in and we all said it will be a brain drain with the best people leaving the country and a load of fucking useless cunts arriving.....I stand correct on that one. The words, traveller, pikey, immigrant, asylum seeker, polish cunt were also not in common use pre 1975. Robertsons jam was advertised with a gollywog and I had a metal badge of one at school next to my prefect badge...no one batted an eyelid. You could smoke indoors, in meetings, in the staff room. You could drink at lunch time down the pub. You could speed in your car as the filth had to follow you for quarter of a mile to be able to pull you over, no radar guns, no gatso cameras. Everyone was slimmer and the girls were not all fat round puddings with trotters covered in smelly black spunk stained leggings like they are now. The Welsh had jobs to go to in 1975, they also had a good rugby team. The Scotish still had no fucking jobs to go to, but we invented some for them by setting up a shit bank and finding them some oil to dig up. They had a good football team and we let them qualify for a couple of world cups but they still managed to fuck it up. Finally in 1975 you went to school and did proper lessons, like maths, English and geography..... Not this shite they teach now to kids they cannot cane within a fucking inch of their lives....stopped 1978. In fact internet porn is the only achievement since 1975 I can think of that is an improvemnet on life. And some cunt in 1975 decided to shut down borstals thereby removing deterrent for badly behaved little fuckers who immediately saw the green light, resulting in what we have now, more than one generation of poorly educated arse holes. It wasn't all good pre-75 though, curling tongs burned your hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted May 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: absolute bollocks. All I remember about the 70s was strikes and shit music. Unless you were into the Bay Shitty Rollers and the Stylistics! ..but then again ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 11 hours ago, colonelkurtz said: ..but then again ! Ah the late 70s the exception. Maybe I should go "Down to the doctors"!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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