Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 The worst cunts on the cadge are those who want you to lend them money and use manipulation tactics to get you to volunteer it rather than asking. Which I've heard is a typical use of psychology. I prefer to call it a shabby trick, or a cunt. They need to stop overspending and living beyond their means then they won't be skint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: The worst cunts on the cadge are those who want you to lend them money and use manipulation tactics to get you to volunteer it rather than asking. Which I've heard is a typical use of psychology. I prefer to call it a shabby trick, or a cunt. They need to stop overspending and living beyond their means then they won't be skint. Fucking right. I hate these sort of poncing cunts. Lend me a tenner till next week Gobbers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: You should put the thesaurus back before your mum finds out and rubs Tabasco on your bald 12 year old cock as punishment, you confused little pillow muncher. You should sort out your rugby team of poofters and pansies you convict cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Fucking right. I hate these sort of poncing cunts. Lend me a tenner till next week Gobbers. No offence me ol' pal, but fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 I lent my girlfriend 5 grand for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her because I don't know what the cunt looks like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 58 minutes ago, Manky said: I lent my girlfriend 5 grand for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her because I don't know what the cunt looks like. Never mind, she's out of your league now anyway... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 7, 2016 Report Share Posted July 7, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: No offence me ol' pal, but fuck off. Bollocks. A fiver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 21 hours ago, Snatch said: Bollocks. A fiver? Return my french maid's outfit first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 16 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Return my french maid's outfit first. Cleaned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Cleaned. I think I'll tell him he can keep it. And the panties. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 On 07/07/2016 at 4:51 PM, Manky said: I lent my girlfriend 5 grand for plastic surgery. Now I can't find her because I don't know what the cunt looks like. That belongs on the sicki thread manky, for fucksake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: That belongs on the sicki thread manky, for fucksake. Having carefully studied quantum mechanics, fluid mechanics and the theory of relativity, I formulated The Manky Theory. This states that if something ends up in the wrong place tough titty. Live with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 8, 2016 Report Share Posted July 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Having carefully studied quantum mechanics, fluid mechanics and the theory of relativity, I formulated The Manky Theory. This states that if something ends up in the wrong place tough titty. Live with it. Well, fucking put it on there then. Or I'll do it if you can't be mithered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 17 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Return my french maid's outfit first. No you can have it back. It's French. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 14 hours ago, nobgobbler said: I think I'll tell him he can keep it. And the panties. Gobbler, I'm shocked! Using the yank term for knickers, you'll never hear the end of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gobbler, I'm shocked! Using the yank term for knickers, you'll never hear the end of it. I'm willing to take my punishment for that Wiz. I was so keen to avoid Yorkshire twang that I said the first thing that came into my head. Bloomers would not have gone down well. See what I did there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'm willing to take my punishment for that Wiz. I was so keen to avoid Yorkshire twang that I said the first thing that came into my head. Bloomers would not have gone down well. See what I did there. You a total package type, Gobbler. Brains, wit, colourful mastery of the language and nice tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 36 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: You a total package type, Gobbler. Brains, wit, colourful mastery of the language and nice tits. If you're after borrowing money you can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Just now, nobgobbler said: If you're after borrowing money you can fuck off. I'd never dream of it. I think people who borrow money are cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I'd never dream of it. I think people who borrow money are cunts. Do you want me to send you the French Maids outfit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Do you want me to send you the French Maids outfit? I don't have the legs for it, I'm afraid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said: I don't have the legs for it, I'm afraid. That's said Pistorius said as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Snatch said: That's said Pistorius said as well. Send him the french maid outfit. Minus the stockings of course! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 On 7 July 2016 at 10:28 AM, scotty said: Punishment? He pays her to do that, southern. The stockings could be worn over the prosthetic legs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 Tedious, repetitive drivel, Punkers. Best you not try to join in, you can't keep up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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