Eddie Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 People that borrow things and never return them, or return things broken or with parts missing. The real cunts are those who try to hang onto what you have lent them despite numerous gentle reminders and always conveniently forget. If you have a pest in your life, lend money, youI'll never see them again, money well spent. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: People that borrow things and never return them, or return things broken or with parts missing. The real cunts are those who try to hang onto what you have lent them despite numerous gentle reminders and always conveniently forget. If you have a pest in your life, lend money, youI'll never see them again, money well spent. Cracking nom as always, ed. I fucking hate these cunts. As I'm sure a recent incident has inspired this nom, maybe you should just buy fatty his own toothbrush to keep at yours? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Cracking nom as always, ed. I fucking hate these cunts. As I'm sure a recent incident has inspired this nom, maybe you should just buy fatty his own toothbrush to keep at yours? No doubt Eddie will lend you his multi-faceted 3-way drive King Dildo for your singles only trip to Magaluf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 I knew someone who borrowed a drill off his grandad and sold it... got the shit kicked out of him by his cousin for it... should have killed the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 I hate lending things to cunts. Problem is, I am more than happy to lend people anything if they need it. But experience has taught me that people are shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, deebom said: I hate lending things to cunts. Problem is, I am more than happy to lend people anything if they need it. But experience has taught me that people are shit. Indeed, Dee. You may have noticed I'm a generous, benevolent; affable kind of guy, and I would gladly help my fellow man; but cunts who ask for you to lend them things, rather than being offered, are plain fucking rude, and should be rightly be taught some bloody manners. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 28 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Cracking nom as always, ed. I fucking hate these cunts. As I'm sure a recent incident has inspired this nom, maybe you should just buy fatty his own toothbrush to keep at yours? I would never let that bag of shit anywhere near my home, anyway he has no need of a toothbrush, the one green tooth he has sticks out of his forehead, he opens cans of beans with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: No doubt Eddie will lend you his multi-faceted 3-way drive King Dildo for your singles only trip to Magaluf. Your fascination with all things bent clearly demonstrates you are a homosexual, also a heterosexual male would never wear white skinny jeans, especially at your age. Your skinny steptoe like appearances also leads me to believe you have aids. Embrace the rainbow gay lord. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 12 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Indeed, Dee. You may have noticed I'm a generous, benevolent; affable kind of guy, and I would gladly help my fellow man; but cunts who ask for you to lend them things, rather than being offered, are plain fucking rude, and should be rightly be taught some bloody manners. Would you take offence if I asked to borrow a wood chipper off you in order to dispose of Punkapes corpse, or would you make an exception in this case? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Eddie said: Your fascination with all things bent clearly demonstrates you are a homosexual, also a heterosexual male would never wear white skinny jeans, especially at your age. Your skinny steptoe like appearances also leads me to believe you have aids. Embrace the rainbow gay lord. You limp-wristed chutney ferret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Would you take offence if I asked to borrow a wood chipper off you in order to dispose of Punkapes corpse, or would you make an exception in this case? It's borrow a wood chipper "from you", not "off you", you thick illiterate pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Keep it up Eddie, you clearly have the Middlewich cottager on the run. No women in his golf club but lots of lady boys no doubt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Keep it up Eddie, you clearly have the Middlewich cottager on the run. No women in his golf club but lots of lady boys no doubt. Nice weekend on Canal St Manky ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, Manky said: Keep it up Eddie, you clearly have the Middlewich cottager on the run. No women in his golf club but lots of lady boys no doubt. I'm looking forward to pneumonia stage of his demise, his little bald head propped up on hospital pillows, a rep from the Terrace Higgins trust reading stories from gay pride magazine, then with a last wheeze he shits himself and dies. Lol. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 40 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I knew someone who borrowed a drill off his grandad and sold it... got the shit kicked out of him by his cousin for it... should have killed the cunt. Sounds like gypsies to me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Sounds like gypsies to me? Gypsies are a nightmare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 21 minutes ago, Punkape said: Nice weekend on Canal St Manky ? Fuck knows. Full of puffs. Don't go there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck knows. Full of puffs. Don't go there. Perhaps the Trafford centre toilets then...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubba C said: Cracking nom as always, ed. I fucking hate these cunts. As I'm sure a recent incident has inspired this nom, maybe you should just buy fatty his own toothbrush to keep at yours? A bit of inspiration there, bubbles... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Gypsies are a nightmare. They can be. Especially if you fuck them over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 48 minutes ago, Ape said: Would you take offence if I asked to borrow a wood chipper off you in order to dispose of Punkapes corpse, or would you make an exception in this case? Not at all, kindly take it, I'll make sure the blades are sharpened ready for you. And when he's dead, you might want to stick your head in there, you cheeky begging cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Not at all, kindly take it, I'll make sure the blades are sharpened ready for you. And when he's dead, you might want to stick your head in there, you cheeky begging cunt. Can't say fairer than that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 16 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Not at all, kindly take it, I'll make sure the blades are sharpened ready for you. And when he's dead, you might want to stick your head in there, you cheeky begging cunt. Teenager killed after being pulled into wood chipper on first day of work. Feet first too, as is traditional. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Teenager killed after being pulled into wood chipper on first day of work Feet first too, as is traditional. Ginger. Murrican. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted July 3, 2016 Report Share Posted July 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Teenager killed after being pulled into wood chipper on first day of work. Feet first too, as is traditional. Natural selection at work, baws. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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