PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Fat people displease me, I find their stench and gravitational pull repellent better off going to Halfords and buyin a car cover to hide their shame that the xxxl muck that jacamo flog tof convince them it's acceptable to go out during the day Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 28 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Fat people displease me, I find their stench and gravitational pull repellent better off going to Halfords and buyin a car cover to hide their shame that the xxxl muck that jacamo flog tof convince them it's acceptable to go out during the day Panzerknacker Right twat. I like being a well built, portly chappie because it proves two things to the discerning observer:- 1. I don't have AIDS 2. I like pie and chips and beer and gravy. So fuck off with your shit nom. And, it's Primark for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 13 minutes ago, Manky said: Right twat. I like being a well built, portly chappie because it proves two things to the discerning observer:- 1. I don't have AIDS 2. I like pie and chips and beer and gravy. So fuck off with your shit nom. And, it's Primark for me I thought the song went, "Beer and sex and chips and gravy"...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I thought the song went, "Beer and sex and chips and gravy"...? It does. I plagiarised it a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Manky said: It does. I plagiarised it a bit. Fair enough, anything to squeeze a good pork pie in works for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 So you'd be more chairBourne than airbourne Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 19 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: So you'd be more chairBourne than airbourne Panzerknacker More 59 than 19 as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Terrible diet mankey baby ya mite not see the pension terrible to think that the money that ya got for cheating death for all those years gets pissed away on some chavs 47th attempt to kick the rock Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Ordinarily, as we all know, fat cunts smell of piss, have bad teeth and should really be boiled down into an asphalt additive. However, they are perhaps not the demographic with the most displeasing aesthetics. Gingers smell of supermarket Brie, have yellow teeth from birth and have chromosomes that are that fucked up, they are one step away from actual bona fide Down Syndrome, yet these Fanta-pubed cunts are still allowed to integrate with proper humans. Faced with being in a sinking boat with a chubby bastard and a ginger flid...actually, I'd throw both of the cunts out. They're of no use to any cunt, unless used as a fucking draught excluder. Bastards. I want them dead. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Rusty balls have one extra chromosome. .fat cunts have two ...whoda thunk it.. Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Jacamo, the business itself, is invaluable. It gets all the disgusting blobs in one place, and allows them to look at each other and realise how disgusting they must look too. And it empties Greggs out, thus allowing me more room to purchase my coffee and Bavarian Slice - The neo-Nazi's choice of cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 43 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Terrible diet mankey baby ya mite not see the pension terrible to think that the money that ya got for cheating death for all those years gets pissed away on some chavs 47th attempt to kick the rock Panzerknacker What the fuck are you on about you thick cunt? Are you Welsh or Polish or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 58 minutes ago, Rev said: Ordinarily, as we all know, fat cunts smell of piss, have bad teeth and should really be boiled down into an asphalt additive. However, they are perhaps not the demographic with the most displeasing aesthetics. Gingers smell of supermarket Brie, have yellow teeth from birth and have chromosomes that are that fucked up, they are one step away from actual bona fide Down Syndrome, yet these Fanta-pubed cunts are still allowed to integrate with proper humans. Faced with being in a sinking boat with a chubby bastard and a ginger flid...actually, I'd throw both of the cunts out. They're of no use to any cunt, unless used as a fucking draught excluder. Bastards. I want them dead. That's me fucked. I'm a ginger minger myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Mike brewer for example....too many pies..thats his problem...gibbering lititle mockney cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 52 minutes ago, Manky said: That's me fucked. I'm a ginger minger myself. That explains a fucking lot. Ginger cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: That explains a fucking lot. Ginger cunt. OK. So I am ginger and cuddly. What's your excuse then you great window licking spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 I don't need an excuse, I'm fucking perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 minute ago, I know that Cunt said: I don't need an excuse, I'm fucking perfect. Is Perfect your pet name for your Thai tranny rent boy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Let me get this straight, are you a fat ginger racist city supporting cunt form Manchester that used to knock on Deirdre Barlow's door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Manky said: Is Perfect your pet name for your Thai tranny rent boy. No, his name is punkape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 3 hours ago, Manky said: Right twat. I like being a well built, portly chappie because it proves two things to the discerning observer:- 1. I don't have AIDS 2. I like pie and chips and beer and gravy. So fuck off with your shit nom. And, it's Primark for me You fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 9 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Let me get this straight, are you a fat ginger racist city supporting cunt form Manchester that used to knock on Deirdre Barlow's door? Front or back door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Front or back door? Perhaps he took her up the ginnel? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Just now, I know that Cunt said: Perhaps he took her up the ginnel? Don't think she could stop a pig in a ginnel that one... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 17 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Let me get this straight, are you a fat ginger racist city supporting cunt form Manchester that used to knock on Deirdre Barlow's door? I don't support City you cheeky cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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