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Guest Quincy Cockfingers
3 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Down with Popary, burn them, like they burned and tortured millions for disagreeing with their evil ways and plans to dominate the world. When they could no longer bully their beliefs into people they abused children instead. Fuck off with your fairy worshiping, evil and perverse view of the universe. Uttter gay dribbling spastic religion invented by the Romans to control the slaves. Are you a slave to god punkape? You submit to someone elses invented imaginary friend, how fucking ridiculous is that, you fucking sheep? Cristianity, Judaism and Islam possibly the worst evils invented by power hungry man.

 

Hear hear, Alfred. They are despicable cunts, plus it really is a preposterous load of shit too. Some of the shit they believe, is absolutely mental. If someone told an educated person about this for the first time, say they'd never heard of it, they'd think they were schizophrenic. And the cunts go off to darkest Africa and the depths of the Amazon, and tell these stone age cunts about it- they'd literally believe anything. I suppose its better than them 'catching' Islam though- hardly an accolade Allah, you fucking stupid cunt.

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1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said:

This is a Protestant country, and you left footer papist cunts with your kiddy fiddling priests and idolatry of the (possibly) bone of the left little finger of St Katherine, or the (maybe) lock of hair from St Cuntface, can piss off back to Rome and kiss the Argie cunts stinking arse crack.

 

No.... it's a Christian country and the founding and controlling area of   faith is Rome. Our Monarch being head of the C of E is a load of ceremonial cobblers. An Archbishop of Cunterbury is regularly voted in by the other beddwetting C of E  bishops who bicker and drivel on instead of helping the poor and building parishes.

All Protestants are misguided cunts.

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Guest Lady Penelope
3 minutes ago, Punkape said:

No.... it's a Christian country and the founding and controlling area of   faith is Rome. Our Monarch being head of the C of E is a load of ceremonial cobblers. An Archbishop of Cunterbury is regularly voted in by the other beddwetting C of E  bishops who bicker and drivel on instead of helping the poor and building parishes.

All Protestants are misguided cunts.

Traitor!

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Guest Gong Farmer
28 minutes ago, Punkape said:

No.... it's a Christian country and the founding and controlling area of   faith is Rome. Our Monarch being head of the C of E is a load of ceremonial cobblers. An Archbishop of Cunterbury is regularly voted in by the other beddwetting C of E  bishops who bicker and drivel on instead of helping the poor and building parishes.

All Protestants are misguided cunts.

Misguided? I bet you're pretty apt at guiding a cock up your arse.

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Guest Bill Stickers
1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said:

Misguided? I bet you're pretty apt at guiding a cock up your arse.

He's usually so whacked out on GHB that the other participant has to do the guiding.

He just lies there with his arse spread like the easiest bullseye on a dartboard anyone has ever seen. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

He's usually so whacked out on GHB that the other participant has to do the guiding.

He just lies there with his arse spread like the easiest bullseye on a dartboard anyone has ever seen. 

If god is on his side then it is .. god help us.

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Guest Gong Farmer
Just now, Bill Stickers said:

He's usually so whacked out on GHB that the other participant has to do the guiding.

He just lies there with his arse spread like the easiest bullseye on a dartboard anyone has ever seen. 

It's probably doesn't have to be accurate pin point guidance . It's probably as easy as tossing a ping pong ball into a wheely bin at point blank range.You could probably park a Chieftain tank up hs gaping overly abused rectum.

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Guest Bill Stickers
2 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

It's probably doesn't have to be accurate pin point guidance . It's probably as easy as tossing a ping pong ball into a wheely bin at point blank range.You could probably park a Chieftain tank up hs gaping overly abused rectum.

Even a woman can parallel park a jumbo jet in his enormous poop chute. 

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19 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

It's probably doesn't have to be accurate pin point guidance . It's probably as easy as tossing a ping pong ball into a wheely bin at point blank range.You could probably park a Chieftain tank up hs gaping overly abused rectum.

Where's your male brothel ...Soho ...lol...

Pervert.

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Guest Gong Farmer
12 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said:

Even a woman can parallel park a jumbo jet in his enormous poop chute. 

They should maybe consider building that third runway up his arse. 

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Guest Lady Penelope
3 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

Yes I am a pervert, but thankfully not a gay pervert...... like you are.

TBH God is probably on Punkers side .. he does like these pervy benders like Punkers.

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Guest Gong Farmer
1 hour ago, Punkape said:

Christianity was founded by Christ in ancient Judea not by the Romans.With one statement you advise us of the poor and inept level of comprehension you have for evolvement of Christianity.

My advice to you is to read the Gospels in the New Testament to give yourself a better foundation for your arguments.

Also if you mastubate less (you probably do little else) you will stop imagining that everyone else's sex life is more perverse and bizarre than your own.

Elvis is the true messiah, he  died for all our sins, even yours. 

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Guest Gong Farmer
1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said:

TBH God is probably on Punkers side .. he does like these pervy benders like Punkers.

God created pervy benders in his own image. That's a theological and inescapable fact.

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 minute ago, Gong Farmer said:

God created pervy benders in his own image. That's a theological and inescapable fact.

God gave away his only son .. I wonder what happened to his daughters?

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Guest Gong Farmer
Just now, Lady Penelope said:

God gave away his only son .. I wonder what happened to his daughters?

He gave them to his pervy brother Allah. Keep it the family eh?

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Guest Gong Farmer
11 minutes ago, Punkape said:

Utter shit and blasphemey.

Cretin.

Read the good book. It says in black and white on shiitty wafer thin paper that Adam had an incestuous relationship with his slag rough as fuck sister Evewho them went on to  begat other filthy perverts with birth deformities..... like you. 

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3 minutes ago, Gong Farmer said:

Read the good book. It says in black and white on shiitty wafer thin paper that Adam had an incestuous relationship with his slag rough as fuck sister Evewho them went on to  begat other filthy perverts with birth deformities..... like you. 

The Old Testament is only taken literally by cretins like yourself.

Fuck off, read the Gospels and come back more informed you thick Pagan cunt.

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