Guest Manky Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 I knew a man who was married 4 times. Each one was fatter and uglier than the last so I suspect his ultimate goal is Diane Abbot. I hate coloured hair. I prefer mine natural or grey as it is called Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 Cracking nom. I wonder what they ask for when they sit down in the chair. Maybe they just hold up a picture of Pat Butcher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 8, 2016 Report Share Posted November 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Fuck me, when I saw the title of this nom I assumed it was another Lady P offering. To be truthful it's fucking close to one. Its too classy for me Gape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Frank, I feel like we have reached that stage in our online relationship where we can both be completely honest with each other. In the spirit of that, why do you take exception to poor old Swarm? We certainly can, you intrusive little cunt. As a matter of fact I'm really very fond of Luke. However.......... his style of writing with all those fucking dots shows not only a lack of confidence, but also low self-esteem. He needs me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, Frank said: We certainly can, you intrusive little cunt. As a matter of fact I'm really very fond of Luke. However.......... his style of writing with all those fucking dots shows not only a lack of confidence, but also low self-esteem. He needs me. He needs you to step into the path of a lorry, you shiny head shit stabber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted November 9, 2016 Report Share Posted November 9, 2016 10 hours ago, Decimus said: GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHIZZ MISTER, APPLE FUCKING PIE! That made me laugh, if I were a thick cunt junkie I would give it a 'like' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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