Eddie Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 This spotty necked Herbert was on the news tonight playing his violin to a jimi hendrix number. Plenty of yer man's and trying to be keith Richards, however looked more like jo brand. The puss filled prick was promoting his Brighton concert. Now ISIS are you reading this, Nigel Kennedy and a concert hall full of poofters, get to it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 He's been doing that Hendrix shit since the '90s, which is a shame as he is actually a pretty brilliant classical violinist, just with a cringe worthy identity crisis. Basically an effete little posh boy violin player that decided to adopt a mock-cockney accent and dress like a chav and hang around with that dreadful American wifey from The Fall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted November 14, 2016 Report Share Posted November 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: This spotty necked Herbert was on the news tonight playing his violin to a jimi hendrix number. Plenty of yer man's and trying to be keith Richards, however looked more like jo brand. The puss filled prick was promoting his Brighton concert. Now ISIS are you reading this, Nigel Kennedy and a concert hall full of poofters, get to it. He would open you like a bag of crisps, Eddie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: He's been doing that Hendrix shit since the '90s, which is a shame as he is actually a pretty brilliant classical violinist, just with a cringe worthy identity crisis. Basically an effete little posh boy violin player that decided to adopt a mock-cockney accent and dress like a chav and hang around with that dreadful American wifey from The Fall. What Mark E Smiths ex? Brix or something ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 I was wondering what happened to him. They all seem to come out the woodwork this time of year. No doubt peddling some shit compilation CD for crimbo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: He would open you like a bag of crisps, Eddie. .....with his fiddling stick. The fiddling little, no necked cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: .....with his fiddling stick. The fiddling little, no necked cretin. Another posh cunt who believes that all working class blokes go to the football so tried to connect by wearing an Aston villa scarf or shirt at every opportunity and talking in a ridiculous fake sarf london accent. The scarf did help cover those cancerous boils on his neck though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: Another posh cunt who believes that all working class blokes go to the football so tried to connect by wearing an Aston villa scarf or shirt at every opportunity and talking in a ridiculous fake sarf london accent. The scarf did help cover those cancerous boils on his neck though. I thought you were a fan, and that's why you have a poster of him on the wall behind your desk!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 12 minutes ago, Fatty said: I thought you were a fan, and that's why you have a poster of him on the wall behind your desk!! That's a poster of roops, you fool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: That's a poster of roops, you fool. i thought it was a sattelite image of the Amazon rain forest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted November 15, 2016 Report Share Posted November 15, 2016 1 hour ago, Eddie said: That's a poster of roops, you fool. So that's not his tongue poking out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 I have just been reading up on his "Might move to Germany" beacuse Brexit Britain is too fascist. Does he actually know what a real fascist is? Just another bleeding heart luvvie, he can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted November 19, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Lady Penelope said: I have just been reading up on his "Might move to Germany" beacuse Brexit Britain is too fascist. Does he actually know what a real fascist is? Just another bleeding heart luvvie, he can fuck off. See, brexit is working. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Manky Posted November 19, 2016 Report Share Posted November 19, 2016 I have never tried playing the violin. I tried the cello once but holding it under my chin made my arms ache. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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