Cunts that crack into their groceries before they've paid for them.

[Guest Extremecunt]

I need a shit

 I'm off to fall asleep on the toilet. Wake me up at 7 people, you know important day tommorow an all that bollocks. Suck my balls

[Eric Cuntman]

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

Never slowed Stephen Hawking down, did it? Well it slowed him down, but he's still got a job.

And a house with an upstairs. 

[Guest Lady Penelope]

Good night.

[camberwell gypsy]

1 hour ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Hopkins, the journalist harriden. She thinks all disabled people are slackers, including the ones with full paralysis.

She's fucking useless. Especially the shit music she came out with in the late 60s. 

[Eric Cuntman]

12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

She's fucking useless. Especially the shit music she came out with in the late 60s. 

Hairy Mary, all folk music is shitty, steeleye span, all around my hat. For fucks sake. Anyway I'm going to eat some Valium and go bye byes. See u tomorrow.

[camberwell gypsy]

6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Hairy Mary, all folk music is shitty, steeleye span, all around my hat. For fucks sake. Anyway I'm going to eat some Valium and go bye byes. See u tomorrow.

I like Gaudete by Steelye span.  But then I was good at Latin. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

28 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I like Gaudete by Steelye span.  But then I was good at Latin. 

It was a tune that used to make Christmas feel special, more so than Slade or fucking bloody Wizzard.

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

29 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I like Gaudete by Steelye span.  But then I was good at Latin. 

Velis irrumabo?

 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Velis irrumabo?

 

I know what velis means (answer's no) but I don't know what the other word is. 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

12 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I know what velis means (answer's no) but I don't know what the other word is. 

Brony used to ask judge the very same question.

Maybe it should have been sugere velis mentula?

[Guest Lady Penelope]

 

[camberwell gypsy]

2 hours ago, Alfie Noakes said:

Brony used to ask judge the very same question.

Maybe it should have been sugere velis mentula?

Something about sucking a penis 

[Guest Alfie Noakes]

19 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Something about sucking a penis 

With would you like to and my in the same sentence.