ratcum Posted December 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What about Greek cheese? .. I bet you ain't got an answer to that. they used to do Yorkshire Feta round our way, with a green wax covering. There's Yorkshire nearly everything up here. No Yorkshire humour though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 7 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: What about Greek cheese? .. I bet you ain't got an answer to that. The Euro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Full fat cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 When I awoke bleary eyed yesterday and glanced at the topic listings, I thought that this thread was called fucking about with geese, then I clicked on it and realised that withers had not returned and posted an instructional video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: When I awoke bleary eyed yesterday and glanced at the topic listings, I thought that this thread was called fucking about with geese, then I clicked on it and realised that withers had not returned and posted an instructional video. I saw something on the TV's guide that called Dead Flies. I ignored it and searched out other stuff, only later noticing it was Dead Files. Still didn't watch it mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 12 minutes ago, ratcum said: I saw something on the TV's guide that called Dead Flies. I ignored it and searched out other stuff, only later noticing it was Dead Files. Still didn't watch it mind. I did almost the same thing whilst perusing the Sky programme listings and was horrified to see that the crime network had made a documentary about necrophiliac masturbation! How I chuckled when my wife told me it was a forensics based drama with Amanda burton called WAKING the dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 53 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: I did almost the same thing whilst perusing the Sky programme listings and was horrified to see that the crime network had made a documentary about necrophiliac masturbation! How I chuckled when my wife told me it was a forensics based drama with Amanda burton called WAKING the dead. Your thumbs and fingertips need to be small enough to press one button at a time, you disgusting fat cunt. Voice commanding the remote to show you only gay snuff porn hardly sets you as a worldly, thinking programming aficionado. Kill yourself! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 5 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your thumbs and fingertips need to be small enough to press one button at a time, you disgusting fat cunt. Voice commanding the remote to show you only gay snuff porn hardly sets you as a worldly, thinking programming aficionado. Kill yourself! That was funny. Pity Quincy isn't about. He could help you out. According to the show he had in the 70's he has a lot of experience with washed up corpses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 27 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Your thumbs and fingertips need to be small enough to press one button at a time, you disgusting fat cunt. Voice commanding the remote to show you only gay snuff porn hardly sets you as a worldly, thinking programming aficionado. Kill yourself! By the way, don't have voice command. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: By the way, don't have voice command. Voice commands never work for me. I can't do an American accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 7 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Voice commands never work for me. I can't do an American accent. Stephen hawking can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 42 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: That was funny. Pity Quincy isn't about. He could help you out. According to the show he had in the 70's he has a lot of experience with washed up corpses. Indeed. Quincy is at the very least, entertaining. Study his posts well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 6 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: By the way, don't have voice command. Oh how very council. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 5, 2016 Report Share Posted December 5, 2016 5 hours ago, Snatch said: Oh how very council. Are they the cunts who charge us extra tax for having a croquet lawn? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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