ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Stop putting all sorts of shit into cheeses. Cheddar doesn't need chilli anymore than brie needs hymen. Just give us the cheese as God intended and we'll do the rest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: Stop putting all sorts of shit into cheeses. Cheddar doesn't need chilli anymore than brie needs hymen. Just give us the cheese as God intended and we'll do the rest Our "friends" don't mix dairy and meat products. What do you think of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I produce my own cheese. 'Fromage de la cock.' Sells under the trade name of Smegma. Doesn't do very well. I only like cheese that is melted. Anything you put in the stuff can only make it taste better. Fucking French crap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Cheddar Gorge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, Decimus said: Our "friends" don't mix dairy and meat products. What do you think of that? gas their sorry arses Deco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Cheddar Gorge This is funny Gobbly. At least we're not having to view here cheddar gouge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, Manky said: I produce my own cheese. 'Fromage de la cock.' Sells under the trade name of Smegma. Doesn't do very well. I hope you keep it in a SMEG fridge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 29 minutes ago, Decimus said: Our "friends" don't mix dairy and meat products. What do you think of that? Ronald McDonald combines them in his Quarter pounders, and I know he's my friend because he told me he was at my 6th birthday party. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ronald McDonald combines them in his Quarter pounders, and I know he's my friend because he told me he was at my 6th birthday party. Oooh Ooooh! Was there much to clear up afterwards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 I bet Punkape likes a bit of Stinking Bishop on the knob end of his baguette. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: Oooh Ooooh! Was there much to clear up afterwards? Only after Ronald had a big punch up with Hamburglar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Manky said: I produce my own cheese. 'Fromage de la cock.' Sells under the trade name of Smegma. Doesn't do very well. I only like cheese that is melted. Anything you put in the stuff can only make it taste better. Fucking French crap. Have you considered wearing a hot water bottle around your goolies, so it cums out melted already? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, nobgobbler said: Have you considered wearing a hot water bottle around your goolies, so it cums out melted already? Have I fuck. That is for poofs and southerners. I use a blowtorch and rub in napalm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Manky said: Have I fuck. That is for poofs and southerners. I use a blowtorch and rub in napalm. Aren't poofs and southerners one and the same thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said: Aren't poofs and southerners one and the same thing? Of course they are, my error. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, Manky said: Of course they are, my error. Sorry. It's all those gasses emanating from the houses of Parliament in London. Raises the temperature down there and eventually the only comfortable clothes the men are left with is cutoff bluejeans and tanktops. The lifestyle doesn't take long to set in once they're all dressed like puffs. Scientific fact. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 8 hours ago, ratcum said: gas their sorry arses Deco So you are cheesed off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Roadkill said: It's all those gasses emanating from the houses of Parliament in London. Raises the temperature down there and eventually the only comfortable clothes the men are left with is cutoff bluejeans and tanktops. The lifestyle doesn't take long to set in once they're all dressed like puffs. Scientific fact. Fackin' norven monkeys! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Good nom. Sub-standard cheese, with the flavour crudely bolstered with some overpowering herb or spice, is eaten by nouveau riche cunts from shitholes like Bathgate. It must seem dreadfully posh, if you know jack shit about cheese because you only ate Babybel as a wee nipper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said: Aren't poofs and southerners one and the same thing? they are, just like Northerners' piss is sold as lager in London Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 hour ago, Lady Penelope said: So you are cheesed off? cheeses by definition are gone off, so to be cheesed off that gone offness has itself gone, thus decheesing the cheese or at least reducing its overall cheesiness. I hope that helps clear things up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 4 minutes ago, ratcum said: they are, just like Northerners' piss is sold as lager in London And it's £4.50 a pint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted December 3, 2016 Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 Just now, ratcum said: cheeses by definition are gone off, so to be cheesed off that gone offness has itself gone, thus decheesing the cheese or at least reducing its overall cheesiness. I hope that helps clear things up. no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted December 3, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Alfie Noakes said: And it's £4.50 a pint and no one has a garden they can piss in or bury a neighbour under Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted December 4, 2016 Report Share Posted December 4, 2016 8 hours ago, ratcum said: and no one has a garden they can piss in or bury a neighbour under What about Greek cheese? .. I bet you ain't got an answer to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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