Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 16 hours ago, neil298 said: I'm wondering if when she got to the end of the 1st length she forgot to put her arms out to turn and face planted the side of the pool......turds you cannot polish How is it that 6 months after winning a medal at the Olympics, this cunt is a prize porker, and Sharron Davies who has not competed for 30 years and is well into her fifties is still built like a goddess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 4 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I see it plastered across headlines in the newsagents, and occasionally on the tv guide website, but have yet to determine why it exists, or even what it actually is. Can someone explain why a talentless fugly cokehead middle-class minstrel is famous? Or is it just Simon Cowells' fault? Let's be honest, it usually is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Just now, Eric Cuntman said: How is it that 6 months after winning a medal at the Olympics, this cunt is a prize porker, and Sharron Davies who has not competed for 30 years and is well into her fifties is still built like a goddess? Quite a few sportspeople are fatties outside of training. The boxer Ricky Hatton, for example. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Wolfie said: I can’t possibly think what gave her an advantage in the swimming pool. *fiddles with nose* Can you imagine watching her surface? Be like watching an old German u boat blow its ballast tanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 9 minutes ago, Roadkill said: Quite a few sportspeople are fatties outside of training. The boxer Ricky Hatton, for example. Ricky Hatton has achieved far greater success in the chip shop than he ever did in the ring. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Ricky Hatton has achieved far greater success in the chip shop than he ever did in the ring. I like Ricky. He punched Danny Dyer in the face once, but I can't find the clip anywhere Maybe I dreamed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 4 minutes ago, Roadkill said: I like Ricky. He punched Danny Dyer in the face once, but I can't find the clip anywhere Just watch Butterbean bashing fuck out of Johnny Knoxville, nearly as satisfying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said: Just watch Butterbean bashing fuck out of Johnny Knoxville, nearly as satisfying. The only way Butterbean got as far as he did in boxing is by being a fat cunt who could absorb body hits with his flab. Knoxville should have just ran around for a bit till the fat fuck had a coronary like in Life of Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, Roadkill said: The only way Butterbean got as far as he did in boxing is by being a fat cunt who could absorb body hits with his flab. Knoxville should have just ran around for a bit till the fat fuck had a coronary like in Life of Brian. Fat cunt definitely but very quick considering and has a KO record a lot of heavyweights would die for, legendary roadhouse bouncer as well. And put a stop to Dennis Rodmans bullying on that Celeb wrestling thing, just by looking at him. Rodman is a cunt and Butterbean should have pulverised him just for fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 19 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Fat cunt definitely but very quick considering and has a KO record a lot of heavyweights would die for, legendary roadhouse bouncer as well. And put a stop to Dennis Rodmans bullying on that Celeb wrestling thing, just by looking at him. Rodman is a cunt and Butterbean should have pulverised him just for fun. Butterbean v Hatton: Chippy showdown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I see it plastered across headlines in the newsagents, and occasionally on the tv guide website, but have yet to determine why it exists, or even what it actually is. Can someone explain why a talentless fugly cokehead middle-class minstrel is famous? Or is it just Simon Cowells' fault? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 8 hours ago, Wolfie said: I can’t possibly think what gave her an advantage in the swimming pool. *fiddles with nose* I'm surprised she wasn't mistaken for a shark in back stroke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Just now, Wizardsleeve said: I'm surprised she wasn't mistaken for a shark in back stroke. Reckon she has a Death Zone like Everest when she's lying on her back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 Just now, Roadkill said: Reckon she has a Death Zone like Everest when she's lying on her back? The vortex between her legs could sink a tanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: The vortex between her legs could sink a tanker. Or park it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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