Guest Manky Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 So a Froggy copper shoots himself in the foot and wounds a waiter while on protection duties for President Hollande. Firstly, why did the thick cunt not use his safety catch? Secondly, guns don't fire themselves so he must have been playing with his piece. Thirdly, if he didn't fire 2 shots, what was he doing standing on the waiter? Is it possible he saw a man with a beard wearing pyjamas so in the finest French martial tradition, threw his gun away? My guess is his career in diplomatic protection may take a sudden turn for the worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 Who's nom was first yours or Dungs? Either way the french are incompetent goose strangling cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted February 28, 2017 Report Share Posted February 28, 2017 1 hour ago, I know that Cunt said: Who's nom was first yours or Dungs? Either way the french are incompetent goose strangling cunts. Mine, and I blame Withers. Not sure why it's his fault except that he's french. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 And that lazy French cunt has got at least an hours (GMT) head start as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 17 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Mine, and I blame Withers. Not sure why it's his fault except that he's french. I can't think of a better reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 20 hours ago, Manky said: So a Froggy copper shoots himself in the foot and wounds a waiter while on protection duties for President Hollande. Firstly, why did the thick cunt not use his safety catch? Secondly, guns don't fire themselves so he must have been playing with his piece. Thirdly, if he didn't fire 2 shots, what was he doing standing on the waiter? Is it possible he saw a man with a beard wearing pyjamas so in the finest French martial tradition, threw his gun away? My guess is his career in diplomatic protection may take a sudden turn for the worse. A frog policeman? RIVETing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 20 hours ago, Manky said: So a Froggy copper shoots himself in the foot and wounds a waiter while on protection duties for President Hollande. Firstly, why did the thick cunt not use his safety catch? Secondly, guns don't fire themselves so he must have been playing with his piece. Thirdly, if he didn't fire 2 shots, what was he doing standing on the waiter? Is it possible he saw a man with a beard wearing pyjamas so in the finest French martial tradition, threw his gun away? My guess is his career in diplomatic protection may take a sudden turn for the worse. He accidentally discharged and shot himself in the foot, upon hearing the gunshot, he threw his arms up into the air and struck the waiter on the chin as he was surrendering to himself. Simple really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 1, 2017 Report Share Posted March 1, 2017 3 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said: He accidentally discharged and shot himself in the foot, upon hearing the gunshot, he threw his arms up into the air and struck the waiter on the chin as he was surrendering to himself. Simple really. He only surrendered because he couldn't run away anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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