Jake The Muss Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Well fuck my bastard boots, you just couldn't make this up. Some fucking daft Japanese cuntbreed called Joli was crushed to death when his massive porn collection fell on him, you could say he was proper fucked. The silly cunt wasn't discovered til six months after as the landlord went to see him to find out why he hadn't paid any fucking rent. WHAT A CUNTBRAIN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 4, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 http://www.theladbible.com/more/viral-weird-man-crushed-to-death-by-his-six-tonne-porn-collection-20170303 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roadkill Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Fucking tragic. I bet some of them would have been collectible until he ended up literally sliming all over them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 I bet Niel's wanking library is much larger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 In Japan of all places where technology is rife. He could of put it all on a 64GB USB stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 44 minutes ago, Snatch said: In Japan of all places where technology is rife. He could of put it all on a 64GB USB stick. Instead, he chose to balance it on his 6.4 INCH cuntstick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted March 4, 2017 Report Share Posted March 4, 2017 Pah!.6 tonne?,fucking lightweight 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted March 11, 2017 Author Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 On 3/4/2017 at 11:09 AM, Neil said: Pah!.6 tonne?,fucking lightweight Six tonnes, pocket change for you Neil.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted March 11, 2017 Report Share Posted March 11, 2017 Why has anybody bothered to actually weigh a porn collection. And I reckon not all the weight would have been made up by printed media if you take into account the possibility of the presence of 'biological material'. It literally crushed his japs eye! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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