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Joli and his six tonne porn collection.


Jake The Muss

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Well fuck my bastard boots, you just couldn't make this up. Some fucking daft Japanese cuntbreed called Joli was crushed to death when his massive porn collection fell on him, you could say he was proper fucked. The silly cunt wasn't discovered til six months after as the landlord went to see him to find out why he hadn't paid any fucking rent.

WHAT A CUNTBRAIN.

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Guest nobgobbler
44 minutes ago, Snatch said:

In Japan of all places where technology is rife.

He could of put it all on a 64GB USB stick.

Instead, he chose to balance it on his 6.4 INCH cuntstick. 

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps

Why has anybody bothered to actually weigh a porn collection. And I reckon not all the weight would have been made up by printed media if you take into account the possibility of the presence of 'biological material'.

It literally crushed his japs eye!

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