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The Devil's Hour


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Guest 'eavensabove
10 hours ago, Neil said:

I knew an insomniac,dyslexic agnostic,he used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog

 

I'm 'ere all week

I dreamt that I was awake, woke up and found myself asleep again.

I'm not here last week.

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Guest Drew P Pissflaps
2 hours ago, Lady Penelope said:

Night is the period between sunrise and sunset.

Now you've got me really confused. Are you trying to tell me you have blonde hair too.

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On 4/15/2017 at 3:55 AM, nobgobbler said:

I've been waking up at the same time every night for the past year and it's doing my head in. Regardless of what time i go to bed or what time I get up, I always wake up at 3am to find myself trying to decide whether or not that shadow on the ceiling is some demon cunt after my soul coz I don't believe God, or if it's just Agent Peanut having a laugh. It's no joke, fuck off.

Circadian rhythm is disturbed ..probably by your apprehension about it. .run or cycle before bedtime and you'll be grand 

Panzerknacker 

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Guest Mingeeta
3 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said:

Circadian rhythm is disturbed ..probably by your apprehension about it. .run or cycle before bedtime and you'll be grand 

Panzerknacker 

Waheeeeey. The gobshite speaks shit again.

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Guest DingTheRioja
On 15/04/2017 at 3:55 AM, nobgobbler said:

I've been waking up at the same time every night for the past year and it's doing my head in. Regardless of what time i go to bed or what time I get up, I always wake up at 3am to find myself trying to decide whether or not that shadow on the ceiling is some demon cunt after my soul coz I don't believe God, or if it's just Agent Peanut having a laugh. It's no joke, fuck off.

3 hours ago, Panzerknacker said:

Circadian rhythm is disturbed ..probably by your apprehension about it. .run or cycle before bedtime and you'll be grand 

Panzerknacker 

I'd recommend horizontal jogging.

 

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Guest Wizardsleeve
On 4/15/2017 at 3:14 AM, Lady Penelope said:

At the time that Mr God gave one to Mary he must have been at least 4,000 years old .. the dirty old cunt :angry:

Talk about the all time worst kiddie fiddler!!  God perfected noncing before anybody knew what noncing was!  

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Guest nobgobbler
7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Talk about the all time worst kiddie fiddler!!  God perfected noncing before anybody knew what noncing was!  

Bury him with Savile.

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Guest nobgobbler
34 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said:

I'd recommend horizontal jogging.

 

I jog on the beach every day before breakfast, but never horizontally! Well, there was this one time . . . 

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1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

I jog on the beach every day before breakfast, but never horizontally! Well, there was this one time . . . 

Do tell...

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

I jog on the beach every day before breakfast, but never horizontally! Well, there was this one time . . . 

Cut out the middle man and take your breakfast upon the beach, whilst jogging on the pebbles.

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Guest 'eavensabove
1 hour ago, nobgobbler said:

I jog on the beach every day before breakfast, but never horizontally! Well, there was this one time . . . 

Do you ever jog on the spot?

He reckons you do.

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Guest DingTheRioja
32 minutes ago, nobgobbler said:

Stop it, you'll go blind. You stuttering cunt.

That's not stuttering.....

24 minutes ago, Lady Penelope said:

Ding is blind.

Love is blind, good job in some cases.......

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