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Guest Lady Penelope

The only good thing about Wolverhampton is its racecourse. Beyond that there is nothing positive to say about the place. It calls itself a city . Its prides itself on The Manvers Shopping Centre but even Bilston is more interesting. I once heard of a bloke called Guy Wulfrunian but even he was an arab.

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Guest Lady Penelope
1 hour ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

The Tapeta racecourse is a fucking floodlit hellhole you daft cunt. 

No it isn't you fool .. its the last bastion of civilisation before you reach Abermule.

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Guest Lady Penelope
6 minutes ago, Manky said:

Half a million people united by the same speech impediment.

Thankfully it is far less than half a million. By the time you reach Penkridge they are all speaking English as a first language.

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Guest Tata Steely Dan

I knew a christian fundamentalist lad who had a "girlfriend" from Wolverhampton. He never met her, as he had a strict mother and there was some fuckup about him ever going down to visit or her ever coming up. She was damaged goods in a big way, but I think he figured he could heal her or something. He had consistently shocking taste in women, usually springing for 'fixer uppers' that just needed a good dose of Jesus, in his opinion. 

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