Guest White van man Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 This poor Romanian cunt nipped to Turkey for a little break, and upon his return 15 years later, found out that his wife had divorced him, had married some cunt else and the icing on the cake, he was dead. Judges and lawyers are normally considered highly educated. Not this time. He even appeared in court in person to say he was alive. The stupid 'computer says no cunts' say he's missed the 10 year deadline and has to remain dead with no right of appeal. J.k. Rowling couldn't make this shit up. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive#ampshare=https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 14 minutes ago, White van man said: This poor Romanian cunt nipped to Turkey for a little break, and upon his return 15 years later, found out that his wife had divorced him, had married some cunt else and the icing on the cake, he was dead. Judges and lawyers are normally considered highly educated. Not this time. He even appeared in court in person to say he was alive. The stupid 'computer says no cunts' say he's missed the 10 year deadline and has to remain dead with no right of appeal. J.k. Rowling couldn't make this shit up. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive#ampshare=https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive Who'd have thought after going missing for only 15 years without contact, you could be presumed dead?... its a terrible state of affairs (he said with no hint if sarcasm whatsoever...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 12 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Who'd have thought after going missing for only 15 years without contact, you could be presumed dead?... its a terrible state of affairs (he said with no hint if sarcasm whatsoever...) It's that easy to lose track of time. Sometimes wonder myself where the days gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 5 minutes ago, White van man said: It's that easy to lose track of time. Sometimes wonder myself where the days gone. 15 years though? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 2 hours ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: Who'd have thought after going missing for only 15 years without contact, you could be presumed dead?... its a terrible state of affairs (he said with no hint if sarcasm whatsoever...) Fuck him. If he was my husband he would be dead because I'd have fucking murdered him as soon as he turned up. I've been to Turkey a few times, and if memory serves me correctly, they do have phones. Again, fuck him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck him. If he was my husband he would be dead because I'd have fucking murdered him as soon as he turned up. I've been to Turkey a few times, and if memory serves me correctly, they do have phones. Again, fuck him. You're too easy going, my ex would have ripped my goolies off with a rusty barbed wire garotte, doused my cock in napalm and lit it while making sure i stayed alive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: You're too easy going, my ex would have ripped my goolies off with a rusty barbed wire garotte, doused my cock in napalm and lit it while making sure i stayed alive. Hmmm.....she was very creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Hmmm.....she was very creative. She had a rather nasty sadistic streak which she hid very well while we were dating Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 1 hour ago, Cuntitudical fucknugget said: She had a rather nasty sadistic streak which she hid very well while we were dating And now she's a moderator on a forum website for assorted miscreants and wierdos 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 Since when did white van men care about the welfare of Romanian immigrants? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 19 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Since when did white van men care about the welfare of Romanian immigrants? I don't. They can all be dead for me. Just thought it was funny he went to court to prove he was alive, and the courts told him he had to remain dead. Bureaucracy gone mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 11 minutes ago, White van man said: I don't. They can all be dead for me. Just thought it was funny he went to court to prove he was alive, and the courts told him he had to remain dead. Bureaucracy gone mad. AS OUR LADY DI SAID (rip pRincess x) ITS PC "CORRECTNESS" GONE MAD BRING BACK HANGING WHAT ABOUT MY HUMAN RIGHTS FOR A CHANGE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 17, 2018 Report Share Posted March 17, 2018 21 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: AS OUR LADY DI SAID (rip pRincess x) ITS PC "CORRECTNESS" GONE MAD BRING BACK HANGING WHAT ABOUT MY HUMAN RIGHTS FOR A CHANGE? If we all put our heads together, we could make a few quid out of this. Man rises from the dead at Easter time. Get Mrs Roops to write 10 commandments. Dress Gyps up in white as the virgin mother. It's a tried and tested business plan. Fools and their money are easily parted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 16 hours ago, White van man said: If we all put our heads together, we could make a few quid out of this. Man rises from the dead at Easter time. Get Mrs Roops to write 10 commandments. Dress Gyps up in white as the virgin mother. It's a tried and tested business plan. Fools and their money are easily parted. 'Dress Gyps up in white as the virgin mother.' Now that would be stretching credibility a touch too far! Worn-out dart boards comes to mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King Rollo Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 16 hours ago, White van man said: If we all put our heads together, we could make a few quid out of this. Man rises from the dead at Easter time. Get Mrs Roops to write 10 commandments. Dress Gyps up in white as the virgin mother. It's a tried and tested business plan. Fools and their money are easily parted. Good idea, I'd start by tapping that god-botherer Punkape for a few coins ... providing he's had some punters on the market stall (or Canal St.) so's he can spare the last few coppers in his endlessly patched-up pockets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 6 minutes ago, r-soles said: 'Dress Gyps up in white as the virgin mother.' Now that would be stretching credibility a touch too far! Worn-out dart boards comes to mind... Alberts volunteered to be nailed to the cross but i can't find anyone with a hammer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cap'n Cunt Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 So if he's legally dead, he could do whatever he wanted without fear of punishment. In his position, I'd get a bit rapey. And I'd off Pen and her alter-ego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 9 minutes ago, Cap'n Cunt said: So if he's legally dead, he could do whatever he wanted without fear of punishment. In his position, I'd get a bit rapey. And I'd off Pen and her alter-ego. Be careful you are simply another of my login IDs, nothing more nothing less. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Earl Albert of Ross (Bt) Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Your Lady Penelope said: Be careful you are simply another of my login IDs, nothing more nothing less. We're up to five now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted March 18, 2018 Report Share Posted March 18, 2018 2 hours ago, Cap'n Cunt said: So if he's legally dead, he could do whatever he wanted without fear of punishment. In his position, I'd get a bit rapey. And I'd off Pen and her alter-ego. Murder, dismemberment, nicking her jewelry after dead, I'm fine with all that. Please, just don't rape the disgusting, unwashed fish minging hag. That would just be gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 18/03/2018 at 12:17 PM, Your Lady Penelope said: Be careful you are simply another of my login IDs, nothing more nothing less. Can you rape yourself? I suppose it would possible, if you were one of our coffee-coloured cousins from a dark continent, I've noticed a few of them parading their wares in Punkers dvd collection, they are equipped for such eventualities... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 18/03/2018 at 11:14 AM, r-soles said: 'Dress Gyps up in white as the virgin mother.' Now that would be stretching credibility a touch too far! Worn-out dart boards comes to mind... In white? Toga toga toga toga toga toga toga Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 On 17/03/2018 at 12:43 PM, White van man said: This poor Romanian cunt nipped to Turkey for a little break, and upon his return 15 years later, found out that his wife had divorced him, had married some cunt else and the icing on the cake, he was dead. Judges and lawyers are normally considered highly educated. Not this time. He even appeared in court in person to say he was alive. The stupid 'computer says no cunts' say he's missed the 10 year deadline and has to remain dead with no right of appeal. J.k. Rowling couldn't make this shit up. https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive#ampshare=https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/mar/16/romanian-court-tells-man-he-is-not-alive I wish you would go to Turkey for 10 years, and hopefully get bummed to death in some ghastly jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest White van man Posted March 19, 2018 Report Share Posted March 19, 2018 48 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish you would go to Turkey for 10 years, and hopefully get bummed to death in some ghastly jail. How long did it take you to cum thinking about that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted March 20, 2018 Report Share Posted March 20, 2018 8 hours ago, White van man said: How long did it take you to cum thinking about that. Not as quick as you when you see a Peugeot Bipper, allegedly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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