Mike Hunt

12 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:

If one of these was Willy, from Free Willy, will the size of it compare to yours??

Are you forcekin him to answer?

12 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

See if @King Billy will make you an offer for her. He bought my Ukrainian refugee woman last year and she’s been trouble-free and a decent earner for him, in fact, he’s just had her rebored. Is the wife grateful?

She'll be grateful to KB, not sure the feeling will be mutual though.

7 minutes ago, Hammer of Cunts said:

"Activist" is the usual self-description for anyone in the public eye whose career has taken a bit of a downturn, usually owing to age/sagging tits/hair loss/lack of discernible talent etc.

You left out woke leftie.

14 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

That was Marillion. Big fat hairy scotch cunt with a Max Wall hairdo.

LOL that's him.  Saw them in '83, pathetic Gabriel whaleabe.

1 hour ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

She said that she would happily wheel me to the bar of my local everyday and order my favourite pint for me, indeed, she’d happily pay for it. She would then position me 19” from the said pint and then provide me with an 18” straw. Mrs Hunt doesn’t know she’s born. A fair wind to you both.

Thanks DC, if that's straight up then you must have had a bloody good divorce party.  Must say that's an exceptionally good idea though, I'll bide my time on that one.  Mrs H broke her hip 6 years ago when she was pissed and fell on that and didn't learn from it.  I was waiting on her hand and foot for 3 months that time.  Maybe it'll be her bonce next time.

13 minutes ago, Frank said:

Parking ticket?

Idiot.

Blue badge.

Yes, she certainly is.

Seeing as he's openly gay and proud of it then I'm sure he won't mind being equally open when asked how big the cock was that split his arse and gave him AIDS.

43 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said:

Fergal Sharkey did a blinding cover in '86

What are you blubbering on about, you're fishtaken.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Good. Orcas are the hardest cunts in the sea and kill Great Whites for fun. It’s about time they reminded these boaty wankers in their upholstered bathtubs who’s boss. 
Ask Richard Harris what happens when you fuck with one.

He wrote McOrca Park didn't he? 

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I find this one particularly upsetting Mike. Darren Pencille levels of rage going on in my tiny mind. I guess it puts things in perspective... unless of course you find yourself lugging a rat-arsed raspberry relic around a Greek island. How is your good lady?

Good to hear from you Frank.  I honestly don't know how you've managed to retain your residency here so long, what with my post being "particularly" upsetting.  Nonetheless, I have since calmed the fuck down thanks.

As for my good lady, well no one will believe this, but after a drive to Nottingham (of all places), where she partook of an excess of alcohol, she got out of the car, fell over on her arm and broke it.  After 6hrs in A&E she was discharged in a sling, confined to the bedroom and I've been her butler ever since.  So that's some more ammo for you to hit me with.  Lol.

80 years old, fat, really fat, gay and in need of more publicity.

Any other 80 year old would just be hanging out in the sun doing some gardening.

But this big-mouthed Offas Dyke kike happens to hate her big tits and gunt.  So does everyone else.

So just to piss the whole world off she decides to get her fucking kit off and pose naked for a fucking Pride promotion, which the MSM are gleefully lining up to publicise.

You overweight lezbo cunt, proud of looking like a fucking blobfish smelling a year past its sell-by date.  You need to stay where you belong, on the bottom of the fucking sea.

https://www.gbnews.com/celebrity/miriam-margolyes-naked-photoshoot-vogue

12 minutes ago, King Billy said:

The Archbishop of Cunterbury with his usual impeccable sense of timing has stood up in the House of Lords and made a speech in which he stated that George Floyd should and may be deified.

 

 

 

That's the news I've been waiting for.  Bout time he was defiled.

2 hours ago, Burt said:

I hope when the old bill are questioning this murdering cunt they give a good beating & maybe he'll fall out of a very high window accidentally of course. Personally I'd take the cunt out to a remote place and poar acid over the cunt and watch him scream in agony, save the tax payers a shit load of money. 

He'll look like Jacko did halfway through his cosmetic surgery.

8 minutes ago, and said:

Would it have made any fuckin' difference if he had/was?

It didn't for the Manchester Arena bombers.

Should have been arrested for being caught in possession of black curly hair and thick lips.

We'll all be paying for this fucking cunt's lifelong lodgings in HMP.  I initially thought "why didn't they save £500k and just shoot the bastard?" but then I remembered he's a fucking great golly and black lives matter more than any other race, don't they.

Trying to recall how the MSM handled the coverage of that fucking ape who beheaded the soldier near the barracks.

Nice one DC.  Many years ago I recall HR were there to help employees with problems (fuck "issues"). Now their loyalty is to management 100%.  God help anyone naive enough to confide in HR, they're a bunch of Grimsby docks cunts.

Just now, King Billy said:

Pankook Tuesday.

Ash Wednesday

1 hour ago, Decimus said:

When I was at university I went to an Asda in Nottingham to buy some value vodka and a pack of ten Mayfair. I looked around me and from the staff to the customers to the rats, I was the only white thing anywhere in sight. Coming from a place where seeing a black man in a shop would cause an immediate telephone call to the filth, you can imagine my teenage consternation.

It's like a jungle sometimes it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.

Just now, camberwell gypsy said:

Trannie vans 

What Eddie said 😜

6 minutes ago, Eddie said:

The mental illness angle will be thrown about,  Shame it’s not used more when it comes to trannies….

Guess it's the mentally ill transit vans that run whities over

15 minutes ago, Decimus said:

When I was at university I went to an Asda in Nottingham to buy some value vodka and a pack of ten Mayfair. I looked around me and from the staff to the customers to the rats, I was the only white thing anywhere in sight. Coming from a place where seeing a black man in a shop would cause an immediate telephone call to the filth, you can imagine my teenage consternation.

The only Asda I knew in Nottingham was in the well-to-do area of West Bridgford, where you'd barely see any BAME/coloured people (sic)

19 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

What, seriously? You mean @Eddie is a whitey? Never. 

https://www.comedy.co.uk/film/love_thy_neighbour/

I know that city well. Ilkeston Road is gollyland.

47 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

He bought all his topsoil from Lockerbie. Honest mistake.

While Rose dealt with the hardcore.