Trucking Funt

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Let's thank the ultra liberals and snowflakes. Some cunts think that their rise to prominence and disproportionate amount of influence over media and government, heralds the realisation of a biblical prophecy. I.e. The meek inheriting the earth...

The meek won't inherit the earth. They'll just pave the way for the savages to inherit it.

The ironic thing is Eric, the liberal LGBT+ them/they perverted freaks will be first in front of the firing squad when the barbarians get past the gates.

33 minutes ago, Wolfie said:

Driving around the A406 North Circular through much of the capital of England football has to be among the most depressing things an indigenous Briton could ever suffer. Wembley is a scummy shithole, even for London, but it's the fact the place is a prime example for how immigrants (many illegal) have changed an iconic part of British history for much worse. It's never been middle class as a white area, but once it was a portrait of the passionate football-following working classes, nowadays rammed with fast-chicken takeaways, dodgy fruit & veg shops owned by ragheads, worryingly high crime statistics, appalling traffic congestion problems, and a general feeling of segregation of diffrentiating cultures with very little sense of community. A grey shithole even on the brightest of sunny days.      

To add insult to injury Wolfie old chap, the pigs turn a blind eye to to cowboy shariah courts making rulings in criminal matters down Wembley way these days. The ethnics get away with it by calling them "arbitration panels" and anyone in the bubble who doesn't want to be turned into a social leper or get their business premises smashed up pays heed to them which means that Imam Ali Khan originally from a four elephant shit hut village in Pakistan who can barely speak a word of fucking English, probably has six times more clout than a local county court judge. 

In the 1980s, Maggie gave this country back its self respect, I haven't a fucking clue who is going to save us this time. 

18 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Essex police have said "A man has died at the scene of a stabbing". 

He's brown bread alright. I hope your not expecting a set of kitchen knives for Christmas in light of the undoubted kneejerk "emergency legislation" to tackle knife crime that parliament will enact now another one of their own has been chivved.

15 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

They are bastards of the highest order. The media keeps churning out these 'fly on the wall' docs like 'Police Interceptors' to keep reminding us of how fucking marvellous they are. "Baz gives chase" Baz is 6ft 3in overweight bald bastard, further weighed down with equipment. He is after a lithe 17 year old youth who has a 50 yard advantage over big, bald, Baz.  Next thing you see is an out of breath Baz sitting on the youth. Bollocks; fake. 

Tell me about it. It's the same with that other propaganda shit 24 hours police custody. One of them featured my local CID nicking a gang of card cloners. What the cunts didn't mention was that they only swung into action because one of their own had his business scammed by them. One of the rozzers drinks in my local and is a complete dickhead who constantly runs his mouth off about all the villains he's collared. I hope one of them tracks him down and takes a hammer to his teeth.

23 minutes ago, Paulie said:

A conservative backbench MP has been stabbed multiple times while meeting the esteemed locals in Southend.

https://news.sky.com/story/conservative-mp-david-amess-stabbed-multiple-times-in-incident-at-constituency-surgery-12434498

Well now, I wonder what type of degenerate cunt was responsible for that:

ROLL UP, ROLL UP, PLACE YER BETS!!! THE ODDS ARE AS FOLLOWS:

1/250 - Mental fucking sky fairy lover

Evens - Recently arrived AIDS riddled dingy rider 

2/1 -  A 'lone wolf' with 'Mental Elf' Isshooses (AKA Mental fucking sky fairy lover)

20/1 - Local chav distraught over the closure of B&M Bargains and loss of the extra £20 to feed his mutant fucking offspring into obesity.

100000/1 - 'Far-right terrorist' (They do exist, apparently)

My money is on a deranged trot. Amess is on the Genghis Khan wing of the Tory party and loony Labour have just had their annual freak fest where the momentum cunts were wanking themselves into a frenzy with talk about "revolution". 

34 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Don't beat around the Bush TF.

Never do Gypps. It means I don't get asked to give best man speeches. 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

It's beyond any credibility. This cunt has the criminal acumen to successfully and anonymously smuggle her abroad and keep her hostage for a month, without her knowing his identity or the location. Why would he risk bringing her back rather than just leaving her dead in a ditch? Utter fucking bollocks.

The biggest giveaway is invariably that the imaginary crime is reported to Twitter rather than the police.

The police should have stormed round to her gaff to demand the "culprit's" identity because somebody with that level of cunning is a danger to women everywhere.

It sounds like a sexual fantasy that submissive bitches have and she's decided to use it in an attempt to revive her tanked career.  Didn't work thank fuck but I still hope she fucking dies. 

She's a lying slag. 

8 hours ago, Paulie said:

It's just fucking happened. Gas an gut pains, thought it was wind, but no, the brown stuff fired out my orifice.

Are there any doctors in the house?

Here! You have bowel cancer. Now fuck off.

13 minutes ago, Clavo said:

To be honest The Irish Republic has done well out of the EU and it might still be to their advantage to be in the EU. In practical terms though EU membership did not benefit the UK, it probably fucked up any chance of us benefiting from thatcher's attempts at reforming UK industry simply because as our old factories closed it was cheaper to use EEC and EU funds to build the factories elsewhere where labour costs were lower. @PANZER MURPHY's problem is that instead and looking at the Republic of Ireland or the rest of the EU he has fixated himself at looking at a country who's best interests are not the same as his his country. Indeed the dopey cunt has not spoken to me for six years because I pointed out that of the UK voters who voted a majority of them voted leave and the likely reason why they voted leave.

Of course they've done well. They were lavished with huge EEC/EU development grants and were allowed to set up the world's largest corporate tax haven shielded from the real world by the combined soft power of the UK, Germany and France. They didn't put a single penny into the EU budget as a net contributor until 2015 and even then tried to plead poverty while at the same time making bullshit claims about 26% economic growth at an IMF meeting which was nothing more than one of the most distorted pieces of false accounting in history. They steal FDI from other countries with illegal state bribery and think they own a monopoly on all the US investment that comes to Europe. They also steal tax revenues from third world countries in Africa and then have the fucking cheek to demand an opt out from the global corporate tax rate because it will make them "less competitive". 

I'm fucking ecstatic that the G7 has finally got its act together and is finally going to shut the cunts down.  

1 hour ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Its all about optics sukky baby..how it looks outside yer union jack waving bubble read more than the express if ya wanna see how the world views y'all ...and at the risk of soundin like Prof B..it looks Baaaaaad..

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Like I've told a few of your fellow bogtrotters on other forums Paddy, you don't speak for the world and nobody gives a fuck what we do in Ireland outside the rapidly declining EUSSR. This will be evident when Boris triggers article 16 by the end of the month then laughs his cock off as thick Mick and simple Simon blow a gasket as their little plan with Brussels to economically annex the north gets completely derailed. Senile Joe will just make some empty platitudes then soil his incontinence pants before being wheeled back to the basement and his jigsaw puzzle as the boys at the Pentagon will make their weekly phone call to the Foreign office to thank us again for putting our carrier group in the South China Sea while they're equipping their Nimitz class carriers with the latest upgrades. 

Things are also going swimmingly with the CPTPP who want us to join their club. That's what happens when you have plenty of soft power to wield Paddy and not just a whinging diaspora with a bucket off bullshit hard luck stories about "the old country" which they can barely point out on a map. 

Great move by the EU doing Macron's dirty work for him by threatening the Aussies btw. It's confirmed everything we've been telling them about it all along. Apparently the septics are none too happy about it either and are about to tell the Brussels junta to keep its fucking nose out of AUKUS. Things don't look too good for the EU's prospects of building an international consensus against the UK over the NI protocol does it Paddy? 

4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

And it is told and retold to every American kid descended from Irish parents and grandparents.. those kids, now grown up infest American politics on both sides of the house and see yer waffling imperial bullingdon boy n his shiteshow as a golden opportunity to score some easy points with the Irish American vote which is second only to the Jewish American one by the way

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Which amounts to the sum total of fuck all in wartime Paddy and we've just entered Cold War II with China. AUKUS is phase one of the reunification of the Anglosphere because we're going to have to save the world again like we did twice in the 20th century. ROI and the rest of the cowardly fuckers in the EU are not invited because you haven't got a pair of bollocks between you. That's why we fixed it with the septics for our Australian brethren to humiliate your Frog masters much to the amusement of everyone here in Blighty. 

Strange how the plastic Paddies on the hill all disappear back up their own arses when things get a bit rough. This was the case in 1940 when Roosevelt first drove a coach and horses through their Neutrality Act then a year later set fire to it in front of them. The septics don't give a fuck about the Irish in the big scheme of things, they value the allies that help them maintain their global hegemony far more and you will see this in the years to come as the big kick off with the Chinks grows ever nearer.

3 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Id say the dogs are the brains of yer operation sukky baby.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Quite possibly but then it doesn't take a great deal of intelligence to put paddy in his place.

God save the Queen.

On 03/10/2021 at 00:35, Last Cunt Standing said:

Any war heroes in my family would not wish to be used as rhetorical devices, you ignorant twat. 

Running away from what? You? If moving to Australia to allow my Australian wife to care for her elderly relatives is running away then you got me, Colombo. 

Scummy trot? You’ve hurt my feelings. 

It must frustrate you intensely that you’ll never fulfil that desire to spend the night in a foxhole and prove yourself more than a gelatinous blob of insignificance with a deep need to turn every encounter they ever have into a contest and a conflict. You talk of treachery with no realisation of who you should really be angry with and why all your hard work is ultimately for nothing. 

Brexit is the Somme, and there you are, the poor witless Tommy, clinging to your rifle with unshakable belief in General Farage, unable to comprehend why the daily shelling doesn’t stop and why the officer class all seem to spend more and more time living it up 30 miles behind the lines. One day, you’ll realise what a fucking waste it all was. Until then, look out for trench foot and keep the brazier topped up. 

If there are any war heroes in your family, I would wager that they would thoroughly ashamed of you and would wonder if it had all been worth the effort so Quisling spunk stains like yourself could be brought into the world and hand this country over to the shadow German Reich in Brussels without a shot being fired. 

Haven't you yourself said that you couldn't bear living in post Brexit Britain? How much encouragement did you give the missus to provide you with an escape route from British independence under the guise upping sticks to Oz so you can wipe dear old Auntie Doris's arse?

I do distinctly remember you bitching to Roops not long after I joined because you were getting a shitload of flak for your treasonous views and swore that you were going quit this site as it was no longer to your political tastes. What happened on that front Matron? Did you watch the Labour party conference and vow that us naughty "fascists" would not win so decided to try and bore us to death with your continued existence?

I don't see you as a contest Matron, I see you as a cowardly arrogant prick who thinks he can use his alleged professional status and education to belittle those who actually have some respect for this country but picks up dog shit and wipes it all over his face in a tantrum of sheer frustration when those he considers to be of the great unwashed start living rent free inside his head. 

Once again, fuck off and die at the earliest opportunity.

Just now, Stubby Pecker said:

Harsh

I wouldn’t let panzy any fucking where my gaff

I'd set the dogs on him as soon as he was finished.

3 hours ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well indeed. If there is one thing your Grandads’ comrades stormed the Normandy beaches for, it’s the right for their gobshite offspring to despise foreigners and crush dissent. 

I do hope you’ve managed to keep your diesel topped up this week. Those sanitary bins won’t empty themselves.

Your fixation upon this subject tells me that you obviously feel some deep insecurity. Was somebody in your family a yellow cunt who was on double bang up with Jack Straw's daddy? Is that where your need to try and belittle a man who fought for his country comes from? 

Running away appears to be a family trait. Isn't that why you're hiding down there in roo land?

I know it bothers you that us great unwashed without degrees can reduce sanctimonious dickheads like yourself to figures of fun but you're not really important and nor are your scummy trot views.  

2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

The cunts will be flocking over here if that happens. We'd have the unfortunate, and amusing, sight of hundreds of paddies a day paddling across the Irish sea on inflatable unicorns. 

Billy and his gang will be at the Fermanagh/Monaghan border with re-commisioned weapons repelling the hoardes there.  It will be a shitfest so it will. 

It always happens Gypps. The company I was working for back in 2009 got hundreds of applications from Ireland for every vacancy. Some of them had 30 years+ in including time spent in the aviation industry. We didn't hire any of them because it would have taken the job away from a British worker who wouldn't fuck off as soon as the storm passed. 

Once again, they've built their economy on quicksand in an attempt to be Billy big bollocks and have been fiddling their books to boot. Germany and France are fucking sick of them behaving like they have a monopoly on all the US investment that comes to Europe so are putting them back in their place.

They'll flood into the UK alright but after how those cunts have been gobbing it off at the UK they'll find things less hospitable this time around. 

5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

This is hardly news whitey baby..single market will be protected.. especially agin showboating wafflers.. anything that exposes the UK as the untrustworthy bullies that y'are is fine by me...anyway im guessin this time next week there wont be a shelf ina shop never mind a gap on one.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

You can wank yourself into a frenzy with that fantasy if you want to Paddy but the EU commission are already looking for a way out of this without looking like utter cunts. They know they're going to have to bend the rules over NI or its pet Irish chihuahua is going to have a civil war on its doorstep which will mean the land border going back up. 

My guess is that they will accept Trimble's mutual enforcement plan and everything from the British Isles will be checked. 

Welcome back to the UK Paddy. Now tarmac my drive you filthy bogtrotting cunt.

4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Let it go?..are ya mad..its only just startin ..bojo threatening to lite the fuze in northern Ireland..gobshites punchin each other on forecourts..runnin outa meat n fizzy drinks ..we're all mad to see what the dropped bag o shite does next

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Shut the fuck up Paddy. You cunts are still paying back a shitload of debt from your 2008 implosion when the UK had to vouch for you at the IMF and on the EU council because it didn't want to be shackled to a fucking zombie. Yes, we remember 2013 when Enda Kenny passed Germany and France the lube then bent over like a rent boy to get the second tranche of the Irish bailout. Shame about all the old people he had to rob blind.

Germany would have thrown you bunch of scroungers to the lions with Greece if it wasn't for Blighty. We won't be there to save you when it all goes tits up for you again very soon when your filthy tax haven gets closed down and the big boys rip your mickey mouse economy apart. How will you cope then with your real debt to GDP ratio motoring past 125%? 

3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I believe he should fry. 

I believe the acronym used for his type in US federal penitentiaries is KOS. Kill On Sight. 

2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

Is "being hung by the neck until dead" an available sentence? Or is the trial not in Alabama.

New York. Not that it matters because sex cases tend to get killed in US nicks. He's still got a shitload of state charges to face yet. I'll be surprised if he gets anything less than 50 years for that lot and usually they run consecutive to federal sentences. He ain't getting out again.

On 23/09/2021 at 17:46, Eric Cuntman said:

I find it of interest. Will they throw another one under the bus to join Bill Cosby and appear to be doing something about the disgusting, animalistic behaviour of black males in general? Or will he be given a free pass like O.J and Michael Jackson.

He's just been found guilty of racketeering and sex trafficking. Starting point is 10 years but they're probably going to bury the cunt. No parole either because its a federal charge.

7 minutes ago, Last Cunt Standing said:

Well well well if it isn’t the good ship Consequences sailing into view. It looks like a complete fucking bin fire from over here. Petrol shortages? Empty shelves? No Turkey for Christmas? Crops rotting in the ground? I’m sure it’s all just leftie propaganda. 

@judgetwi @Trucking Funt thoughts are with you at this time. 

From the cunt who is living in a country where half of it is under a virtual state of martial law and in a fit of deranged paranoia is shooting defenceless puppies. Fuck off you turd munching cockroach.

9 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

We see in todays paper that bojo has effectively been told to fuck off by the biden administration regarding a free trade deal but yer hard pressed farmers may sell lamb in the USA so much winning goin on here...we also see ya have a critical labour shortage resulting in empty shelves ...unpicked fruit n arses of veterans in care homes goin unwiped.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

What are you crowing about? Biden has effectively fucked your country with the global corporate tax rate. No more commission for operating a tax haven for greedy Yanks and no more undercutting the competition. Google has already moved its UK operation to Kings Cross and when the freeports are open, we'll be taking everything else that belongs to us. Won't be long until the Krauts, frogs septics do the same. The only things that will be left in your microstate are empty office blocks and bogs.

3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said:

More of an explosion of merriment and mirth quickly followed by pity and disdain for a Corner punter who still fires on one cylinder...anyway - moving on...

The "FDA oversight committee" in the US is a House of Representatives committee made up of politicians, not scientists. That said, I'm a fair-minded woman who recognises that you might be confused (despite self-declarations of "knowing about and following US politics") with an FDA advisory committee which is made up entirely of citizens from all walks of life who volunteer upon making a successful application to serve. Consequently voting decisions by either committee, which are based on non-scientific analysis are not legally binding on government.

The WHO's main thrust about booster shots was that richer nations should set aside stockpiles of vaccines and resources for poorer nations rather than give booster shots to its' own citizens.

I appreciate my comments may cause you brain pain, alarm and distress but no worries, just scuttle off to Sid Slackjaw who will, no doubt, tell you what to think.

When are you inviting Billy round for a shag then?