Trucking Funt

13 hours ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Was that either W.C. Fields or one of the Marx Brothers?

Nobody is quite sure. I read somewhere that it was Woodrow Wilson who originally said it.

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/us-general-tells-british-special-forces-stop-rescuing-people-in-kabul-youre-making-us-look-bad

Oh my.

Not surprised the SAS are dealing with the Haqqani network because they're the Taliban's elite and a pack of proper evil cunts. The yanks put a kill on sight order on Sirajuddin Haqqani but they never got near him and his daddy was Osama bin Laden's mentor. The ironic thing is that the Haqqanis are a monster of their own making because it was them who armed the fuckers to the teeth during the Soviet-Afghan war. 

It's refreshing to see a British officer telling the yanks to get fucked though. They created this shit show and are in no position to call the shots.

14 hours ago, King Billy said:

I like your style TF. Very few U.K. mainlanders know much, if anything about Irish history. Most people Ive ever had a conversation with in England about NI, don’t even know that it’s part of the U.K. and don’t care either. Many don’t even realise that EIRE is a separate country. 

I'm a Unionist KB. Not of the Ulster variety of course but I abhor the current sickening trend of separatism which is steeped in sheer ignorance with regard to the history of one's country. British and Irish history have been intertwined since day one. To fully understand one, you must understand the other or there will be huge holes in your argument that the likes of Paddy can exploit when they get called out on their bullshit revisionism. 

Unfortunately, kids in English schools are taught very little about the rest of the Union but what is taught about Northern Ireland has a far left slant almost reminiscent of IRA propaganda portraying it like a stolen child which should be handed over to Dublin without even bothering to explain the history of Irish unionism. Of course most schoolkids don't really give a fuck from that point on but the false notion that NI isn't really part of the UK tends to stick in the back of young impressionable minds and comes back to the surface when they see biased dramas about the troubles spewed out by the BBC or even worse, Hollywood. I wonder if I'll ever see one that lays bare the atrocities committed against Irish Protestants by the supposedly gallant IRA in the wake of partition before I die but in truth, I doubt I ever will.

I've just finished an excellent biography on Churchill called Walking with destiny by Andrew Roberts which covers how he, Lloyd-George and Chamberlain ran rings around Sinn Fein during the treaty negotiations forcing them to compromise on one principle after another. The Free state tried to wriggle out of it in the following years but in reality, it was never going to happen. They should have just counted themselves fortunate Churchill didn't re-occupy them during WWII and turn their bog into one big army encampment.

10 hours ago, Roadkill said:

I won't pretend to know anything about the situation - even the "Troubles" were well before my time and none of this moaning shite is encouraging me to learn about it either. However, I think if @PANZER MURPHY wants to be heard out, he should probably stop projecting his side of the debate with the same amount of xenophobia and ignorance he clearly seems to think he's been a victim of in the past.

Its getting fucking old.

To be fair, I don't hold him entirely responsible because the history taught in Irish schools consists almost entirely of a victimhood narrative and attempts to impose 21st century morals on the 12th century all the way up to independence without even taking into consideration that the entire known world were being utter cunts to each other at the time. It also attempts to relieve the Irish themselves of any responsibility for their own misfortune. Prime example being the famine of the 1840s which the cunts have been boring the world with ever since. 

11 hours ago, Clavo Cruz said:

Something that Mrs Krankie conveniently ignores as well .. Scotland's share of the blame of Empire.

Indeed. Some have already commentated on the SNP's plans to indulge in some rather dubious revisionism with regard to the teaching of history in Scottish schools which appears to be a complete whitewash of any dark deeds by Scots, painting them as unwilling participant's in the plans of their evil English overlords. Rather like what has been done in Irish schools.

10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said:

I don't know if this is true or not, but I do hope so.

I hope this clears up any doubts you might have.

https://www.historyireland.com/20th-century-contemporary-history/the-boundary-commission-debacle-1925-aftermath-implications/

12 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Mm..join the British army to defend smaller nations agin oppression while Britain props up a bigoted sectarian rump state in Ireland..that makes sense alright...not

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

More bollocks! That "rump state" exists in perpetuity because W.T Cosgrave requested that the 1925 Boundary commission report was buried in return for the UK forgiving the Free State's share of the imperial debt then your politicians kept quiet about it for nearly 50 years. In other words, they sold it to us you fucking cretin.

2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

The seeds of the nazi movement was created by the shocking treatment the allies meted out to the germans at the Versailles summit..treatment we were all too familiar with here...like it or not Britain has its share of the blame for the second world war ya know...and colonialism being a force for good?..are you that simple?

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Bollocks! There was nothing "shocking" about the Versailles Treaty, it was simply making the Krauts pay for a slaughter they instigated. In my opinion it didn't go far enough. Germany should have been broken up again and Prussia turned into a big cornfield so it could never bother Europe again. The only blame Britain should take for WWII is that it didn't strangle Nazism at birth.

What "treatment" have you had exactly?. You sucked British cock when it suited you and you enthusiastically joined in with the great imperial project. It was after all, the Irish nationalist Lt Governor of the Punjab who ordered the Amritsar massacre in 1919 and that was some proper cold blooded shit. You cunts would have made us look like rank amateurs given the chance so enough with the pathetic victimhood bullshit.

1 hour ago, Roadkill said:

There was a yank incel a few years ago - the first little virgin to get violent about it really - went by the name of Elliot Rogers. He was relatively wealthy and in decent shape, but what a lot of these cunts won't say is that they're often extremely picky with women.

Elliot wanted a blond haired, blue eyed supermodel type - he wasn't interested in anything less and he threw a wobbler and killed cunts when he couldn't get it.

Any cunt can get a shag, but these cunts set the bar so high that they only want a specific type of woman. It's like me refusing to shag slow, fat mackem lasses because Jeri Ryan isn't an option.

Let's leave Jeri out of this, I still get a semi when I see that Voyager episode where she threatens to let Harry Kim pop her cherry purely for scientific research and he shits a brick. That one went straight to the wank bank with my head on Harry Kim's shoulders.

32 minutes ago, scotty said:

No, it doesn't. It sounds like some inbred thick-as-pigshit yokel that thought the world owed him a living. What help he needed was a swift drowning in the bath by his mother as soon as she'd spat him out, assisted if necessary by her brother (who was clearly the father.) 

Apparently there's another vid where he was ranting extensively about not being able to find a bird who would open her legs for him. He should of asked Una Stubbs before she snuffed it, she was into Wurzels.

Has anyone heard from @ChildeHarold recently?

7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Now I know what we can get Punkape for a welcome back present! 

It's what he"d want 

How long is he in the cooler for this time?

8 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

The better team won if ya ask me 

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

At least we got to the final unlike Bogland which can't even qualify for a free gift from reader's digest these days.

On a different subject, how's the old relationship with your fairy godmother Biden the fake Irishman now he's fucked Ireland over with the global corporate tax rate? Won't be long now before you cunts are back in the fields picking spuds to make ends meet. Lol!

On 04/07/2021 at 00:33, Last Cunt Standing said:

How is the project going anyway, Judge? I seem to remember you and @Trucking Funt being the biggest kippers in town. You must be delighted. 

You still sound very bitter about the Brexit result. Have you ever considered getting some sort of therapy?

On 01/07/2021 at 20:13, Major Cunt said:

@Trucking Funt, you've been suspiciously absent recently, and there's been several lorries stopped by customs carrying a few hundred kilos of the devils dust. Any coincidence? 

None at all MC. Just been busy as fuck so have been reduced to popping in occasionally to see if @ChildeHarold had died of AIDS yet.

Despite being propositioned once or twice, I make it a rule to stay away from the illicit import/export market after seeing a schoolfriend of mine receive an all expenses paid double digit stay in one of Her Majesty's finest shitholes. If the going rate for shipping illegal migrants keeps going up I might be tempted though.

On 03/06/2021 at 16:22, Eddie said:

In 24 hours machete thugs stab each other in Hyde park, more machete thugs in Greenwich battle like gladiators, man shot in Brixton and police attacked when they turn up, another stabbing in Shepherd’s Bush, can you guess the common denominator? Khans London is a cess pit, but as long as it’s not racist it’s  all part of living in a city, BLM indeed...

The only thing Khan gives a fuck about is his PR image. He put up one of his usual fuckwit videos droning on about safe and "diverse London" until some cunt decided to make a few alterations which included a nice cold dose of reality....

4 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Yer not still gibberin about that tranz ting are ya ? must be nearly 15 months since that fart was floated ...must be takin a while to make y'all a seat or somthin.

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

 

Just crossing the T's and dotting the I's.

https://www.chathamhouse.org/2021/03/why-joining-cptpp-smart-move-uk

6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:

I live in the sticks now away from all that shite. 

Where's that, Abbey Wood?

5 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

What's a "Nazi orgy"? 

He got some prossies to dress up as Nazis and whip the arse of him.

2 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Not feelin the love here atall atall ..are ya stuck in yer truck with a load of rotting produce ...have the frog customs men confiscated yer ham n cheese sambo?

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

Have you not heard Paddy? Things are picking up with the rest of the world here now. Even the Jocks are starting to pipe down. Not long until we join CPTPP now and become the bankers for Asia.

Took the piss with the British legal system to muzzle the press and a thousand memes. Good riddance you perverted old bastard.

3 hours ago, Cockyroach said:

I can just imagine all the guardian reading middle-class cuckolds, free palestine lefties and third world savages trying to turn her into the black Diana if the cunt snuffs it.

The BBC are at it already with terms like "prominent activist" and "leading figure" as well as "Oxford Brookes graduate" when in fact she's nothing but gobby cunt who's been in numerous youtube videos with her minstrel show entourage making threats toward individuals and the general public while dressed in army surplus combat fatigues and stab vests purchased from Ebay. Yes, she graduated from Oxford Brookes but it isn't part THE Oxford University and her degree was in the non subject of Social Care which isn't surprising because she's a dumb fucker who struggles with basic English if her megaphone rants are anything to go by. Not that any of this will matter to the BBC who will undoubtedly try and build her up into a Malcolm X figure if she shuffles off the mortal coil then howl about how racist British society murdered a black "leader" that would have led her people to the promised land or some bollocks to that effect.

5 hours ago, PANZER MURPHY said:

Doubtful..walt baby...with poots baby only in the job 5 minutes the shinners look on course to be the the ruling party..instead of 10 billion a year in subsidies theyll hit bojo for 15 billion ..politics is a filthy bizniz ..lol

PANZERMURPHYBABY 

It's more likely that direct rule will be re-imposed when MI5 have finished leaking details to the press about how certain leading shinners have acquired their unexplained wealth. They're not going to hand that hideous Miss Piggy lookalike O'Neill the keys to the castle after the fucking corrupt bitch tried to pilfer millions in CAP subsidies and give it to a bunch a Fenian bastard farmers in the border counties. Hopefully the SAS just shoot her like they did her cousins.

31 minutes ago, Weary&Disgusted said:

At first, I felt a bit sorry for her, but that soon faded when I read that she wanted to start a register for people guilty of displaying "micro aggressions", with a view to getting them fired from their jobs, and also wanted to "defund" the police.  Absolute nutcase.  

She's a despicable cunt. One of her lackeys has said that this is because of her "political activism" but I have it on good authority from somebody on a certain message board who's usually pretty accurate about this sort of thing that she's spent the last year swanning around South London with her blick power goons making all kinds of threats to some extremely dangerous people. Speaking as a native of that part of the world, I can only say that this news hardly comes as a surprise. I sincerely hope the MSM don't try to turn her into some sort of martyr because the evil fucking cunt deserves to die.

20 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:

Also, their bird’s quims stink.

I shagged a French bird back in my teenage years. She was a squirter and I had to throw the mattress away after because I couldn't get rid of the smell of putrefaction. I think her minge had gone off.