Hammer of Cunts

I wonder, to whom do Black Lives Matter? Apparently not much to those who attended the party, not one of them saw anything and all have refused to give evidence.

I'd wondered about those weird fixed grins.

Assegai.

Fucking pathetic, they don't seem to be trying very hard. How can they spend so long fighting without actually hurting anyone?

Without the intellectual stifling of Catholicism, there would have been no need for enlightenment.

Well, nothing much happened until the Enlightenment, but it's a big leap from discovering iron to putting some on Mars.

Progress of any sort occurs mainly after the chains of religion have been thrown off.

Almost all comedians trade on one or another aspect of their personal circumstances. For instance Jo Brand constantly feels the need to remind us that she's a woman (not immediately obvious), the arse-bandits, like four-year olds, think that jokes about bums and willies are funny and there are even a couple of disableds who cope with life by telling us all about it on Radio 4.

He's a really nice chap. I sold him some blow a few years ago.

I like it when they want a fixed price; like most tradesmen, I just double the cost of the last similar job. You never know what could go wrong.

Ghost writing, more likely, from what I hear.

No good on fishy fingers though.

Has there ever been a communist-run country that hasn't had to use its army to keep its citizens from running away?

It sounds like Wales with better weather.

Two of them have been very quiet recently

That one at the front would be an ugly bastard, no matter what colour.

I wouldn't want to tar all black folk with the same brush; I currently have two black friends and only one of them has been inside for armed robbery.

Has anyone checked to see whether all of these criminals and their victims have anything in common?

Any four will do.

It's not the living with them that's the problem, it's the endless shit-stirring, student-level political numbskullery that grates.

They'll be accused of racial profiling if they go on like that.

With a twist of the irony normally missing from the left, this woman has been shot in a completely normal, everyday, non-political murder attempt. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-57238301 Although the colour of the assailants' clothing is mentioned, the BBC omits to tell us their ethnicity.

Easily done, they're all benders anyway

So Darwin was right! He's like a Galapagos Finch.

Apparently vegan and climate "activists" have been blockading Mcd's factories, preventing the nation's vegetables from getting their calories. Although both parties are undeniably cunts of the first rank, this is an excellent situation. The smelly hippies are kept out of our way and amused by playing at politics and Mcd can't distribute their foul quasi-food to porky little chavs.