Hammer of Cunts

Sounds like the answer's "no", then; don't be too cross or you'll have another little accident.

Didn't Desmond Dekker write a song about them? Apparently they get up in the morning, for some reason.

A Light Year is a unit of distance not time. Did they let you play with the crayons at the Day Centre today?

I went into a shop this morning and there were noticeably more people wearing masks than last week (even the staff). It seems to be becoming the norm.

AIDS (by whatever name) has had no impact at all on normal people, other than the poor bastards who got it from queers' blood donations. If arse-bandits carry on shagging each other, it's their own fault if they catch it.

I hope you keep your cunt covered, coronavirus or not.

Who the fuck is this bloke? Is "Kanye" a real name or a typo?

Those who don't wear a mask are only one notch up the evolutionary scale from anti-vax nutters. They are parasites, their continuing good health relies on the common sense and altruism of the rest of the community.

Is he a Rapper? I'm a bit lost when it comes to "youth culture"; it's not that I'm stupid or anything, I just don't give a fuck.

Is he the one married to that bovine-looking woman with the fat arse? Rappers all look the same to me.

Don't worry mate, he's an arsehole; just ignore him.

I think the idea is that, if he flings enough shit, some of it will stick. 440 posts and a resounding failure so far.

Someone else's labour.

Are there any statues we could pull down?

Fuck me! You must get through a few keyboards with the amount of shite you type.

Fred Flintstone's glory hole.

You've seen it then?

It's a fair bet that many of the old boys lionised in the recent WW1 commemorations held some pretty unwoke views on sex and race equality. Fuck knows what my grandfather would have made of "gender fluidity"; luckily they hadn't made that one up at the time. War memorials next.

It's possibly beyond your experience, but many people don't have to live in towns; Ask nurse about that when she gets back from the shops. Don't tell her you've been on the computer though or you'll have to wear the special coat again and we'd all miss you, I'm sure.

No idea, did he smell a bit funny on his carer's day off too?

I can't say that you strike me as someone who likes twat.

Does your caddy advise you on which "iron" to use today? Or do you like wood?

Don't watch it then. Twat.

I went into town this morning and a local "character" , known as Brian-the Brain was Standing outside Tesco's pointing at a litter bin and (probably literally) wetting himself laughing. He was still there ten minutes later when I came out. Is he one of your aliases or is Childish Harold one of his?

The ossifrage.. from Wiki: "... the only member of the genus Gypaetus." Is there something we're not being told?