Hammer of Cunts
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They're too busy, out shooting corvids. The black ones mainly.
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Bismillah.
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According to Wikipedia, he was in something called "Closing the Ring"; that doesn't sound so promising for the special interest groups.
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He wasn't in that owing to positive discrimination in the casting. He was in charge of telling them how to emote. Set Peter Gabriel off though.
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Brighton Rock was good too.
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The presenters were, apparently shagging each other senseless. Christopher Trace had to leave because of it.
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The discerning golfer would have no truck with "false bottoms" and would use only the real thing.
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Yeah, that's the sort of thing, new-age twaddle.
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These pricks have been told that they can't play out their silly fantasies at Stonehenge this year. It's about time that someone pointed out that modern "druids" have absolutely no connection with ancient druids and neither group have any connection with, nor knowledge of, the builders or the original use of the monument.
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People should just stick to shooting birds at little green pigs. It's more realistic.
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She looks happy, I wonder who she's got under there?
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The enthusiasm will soon wear off when it starts raining.
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Almost any news report ends with an asinine vox pop from the mouth-breathers of Twitter, pouring out ill-informed subjective shite. It's either lazy journalism or a plot to stop us thinking beyond our own initial reactions.
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OK, so almost everyone got Pip, Squeak and Wilfred, but why "cowardice medals"?
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Yes, it has. If they put it on a fridge, in a window or on daytime telly; Fine. I don't want to see this bolllocks when I'm trying to watch the grown-up news.
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It's not though; this maundering drivel is all over the place: on posters, on the sides of what buses are still running, shop and house windows. Everywhere you go there's some dimwitted cunt trying to show that they care more than you aout things that they don't understand. Who the fuck wants to see toddlers in Gateshead making a shitstabers' flag or Auntie Edna's recipe for fucking "lockdown soup"? Are they trying to turn us all into women or something?
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Every bloody news broadcast now spends half its fucking time explaining how bad life is for one or another group of people whose shit lives are presumably meant to be an inspiration to us all. Who really wants to know about a bunch of schoolchildren crocheting their own face-masks and painting rainbows on the fence? Just give us the fucking facts; if I want infantile tips on avoiding boredom, I'll watch blue Peter.
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See if you can find Secret Army, the pervasive sense of dread seems appropriate.
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I'd imagine Boris was quite sympathetic.
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He's a sedevacantist. Do you like an empty seat?
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It'd look good stretched out in front of the hearth too.
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The Rapture.
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Is he still doing that stuff with Nazis and Egyptians?
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40% of reported domestic violence is women against men. That doesn't include what used to be known as "scolding".
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He cut his bell-end on the bit of bean tin wrapped round the top; you're lucky he didn't sue you.
