ChildeHarold

You seem to have some sort of fixation with this shit? Were you ever diagnosed as autistic with late development tourettes? Shuffling gait and chronic constipation can also be symptoms. The prognosis is poor so assume a foetal position and hope for the best.* * Bob Hope is dead so try No Hope.

If you like something that looks like it's come out of Peter Andre's arse.

Does it offer personal services to a few "select" (fools) customers after closing time?

You have it all planned don't you? Talking of plans, have you thought over Archie's invitation to play cards? They say it's very hard to read his face except when a fruit bowl is nearby.

They think their country is great. It's just two steps away from the fucking mess of the 1930s which is why the EU keeps feeding it money and grants like a spoilt crybaby. Despicable country of oafs and sly creatures almost as fucking bad as the crafty French.

Will the bitemarks lead to identifying the mouth in question from dental records? Are they human bites. Archie can suck and bite at the same time with his scarlet red arse in the air. PS. I have been watching a lot of Medical Detectves recently.

Don't blame you. LOL PS I think they do home visits. Infact, I'm not sure there's anything they don't offer. Back in the seventies the Old Bill used to raid places like that. There were a few Bermondsey boozers that started to offer personal servces after closing time that got closed down. They always have an all night minicab office nearby. Funny that.

Well I agree with you. There is always a panel of top civil servants reporting to ministers via their aideas (all public school boys) looking at anything that happens or could happen from every conceivable angle to exploit the maximum advantage for themselves - harvesting information is a number one across all organisations now. Examples from the everyday life of a nobody like me: 1) try to change more than a £1k in foreign currency to £ at PO or bank and you have to give your details plus photo I. D. 2) Screwfix will ask quite casually for your email etc when buying even a bag of screws over the counter ...... ad infinitum. Beyond the financial fraud which is going on al the time every minute of the day without any anybody ever getting caught, there is the fraud of government. The Powers of Investigation Act to deal with terrorists after Kings Cross is now regularly used by local authorities to detect Council Tax cheating, parking fines, any litigant taking them to court for negligence (care homes etc) - they will get private investigators through their lawyers (who cook up a plausible case) to surveil, go through your bins, perch on your window ledge, research your background, family, friends etc etc. And they squark about Navalny and Putin

Are you taking advantage of this local service for your Grindr first dates Camberwell? I would think (pardon the expression) it's right up your alley. "Everyone’s taking pictures of their bums as much as their faces now. Fay explained the treatment involves steaming and exfoliating the area: “People usually get it before they go on holiday.” https://southwarknews.co.uk/area/camberwell/from-blue-rinses-to-bum-facials-this-salon-has-been-styling-camberwell-for-nearly-forty-years/ “styling Camberwell “?

Archie messaged me wants to play a few hands with you Billy for serious money. Anywhere. Any time. One condition: you get a haircut. He can't stand untidiness.

Toxteth

I saw that on Forensic Files. They recoveted 52,000 sets of fingerprints from the glove compartment and steering wheel. Apparently it had been parked in Brixton.

Toronto Times my arse!

So was he.

If they go anywhere near Tel Aviv they'll be charged rent.

Let’s don't swap soft spots. Was Dave Allen any good live?

I should have added his final resting place is in a well known dogging layby on the A14.

Top form! 😅

I opened this link and was greeted with what appeared to be a front page written by and laid out by a 9 year old child in an SEN school detention for not paying attention in class and flicking pellets at the blackboard, one of which caught the teacher and ruptured her eyeball. Please don't waste my time again.

But when you stopped the boats what are you going to do next? Hitler had that problem.. He had to keep topping himself.... 😛

I'm not sure whether it's very astute to clad the roof in that shit. You're absolutely right it's got more to do with a certain cultural type than any real impact on electricity generation. The pigeons love it. Same for bloody heat pumps. While we are fucking our brains out with that bullshit the Spanish experiencing their severest drought on record have, due to a few days of heavy rain, announced the filling up of all their hotel swimming and condo pools in preparation for another 16 million thirsty visitors this season. One week ago they were talking about new desalination (fossil fuel powered) plants and importing ftrsh water by tankers. You don't have to look as far as India or China to see the hypocrisy and two facedness of it all.

You’re a fucking fumbling mixed up cunt aren't you?

Mnd you they nursed that one drink all night. Pen is anybody nursing you tonight? Your recent outbursts against me suggest you may be teetering on the edge of some sort of crisis. Dec and Frank have only gone for a short time. They'll be back soon - calm down and carry on.

It was a progression which started with a three bed semi in Weybridge, then a bedsit in Reading leading to a caravan then a car where he was knifed to death by druggies. They took the parking fines out of his estate. 📤

Fuck off down there and have one for me. Cunt. PS. I heard on news under 30s are going on stout for something different. Good luck with that. Old woman's drink like port and lemon. Both likely to give trouble at both ends.