ChildeHarold

Funny I just picked up a pack of Sainsbury's Lincolnshire sausages today for tomorrow's dinner with mash and onions possibly a fried tomato or tinned Marrowfat peas. I can see prising those sausage fingers from any of the so-called Crown property will require a hammer and chisel. I just don't see any of this slimmed down monarchy that was touted at his accession. No tangible proposals or concrete results just fucking media whispers to make him seem more likeable.

I didn't even fucking know it was his birthday, or he was 75. If the Royal Artillery stuck my head in one of the guns in Hyde Park I still wouldn't have been interested. The media were quick to tell us Charles was too busy covering himself in fabulous charity work to take time off to celebrate (my reason is more basic, lack of cash) but no doubt he'll indulge in a bit of affectionate horseplay with his favourite person. 🐴 🐴 🐴. Neeeeeeigh!

It was interesting dear old Nadine talking to the sexy Ridge on Sky News about Cameron and Greensill, which she said, "tarnished" him over a silly mistake*. Whenever I make a silly mistake, parking, forgetting to pay a bill, meeting a Direct Debit, having overdue Library books, forgetting my Senior Railcard, offside brake light not working.... I get punished. This cunt gets his Lordship and another go at the Westminster gravy train. * Fuck me Nadine should know something about tarnish, her hands must be black cleaning it off with an old pair of knickers.

They 've been a bit sulky the DUP haven't they? Refusing to play power sharing the fucking orange cunts.

That might well be, I'm talking about the Irish craze, actually it goes back to traditional, of finding local heavy stones lying about and picking them up. It's a very local thing. EC have you a local stone, perhaps a piece of leftover building material or (being generous here) an old bag of ready made cement that's gone off, I certainly wouldn't write off a fly tipped cracked toilet bowl or several old tyres roped together. You know, it's all there just waiting to be lifted for the sheer fun of it. Get out there, exercise and make new friends.

I have transitioned a couple of times but always with the help of a reputable removal company. Is politics another country to you?

Do you mind if I change the subject for a moment? I hear there's a book out in Eire about stone lifting. Apparently it's a thing there with not just guys trying to lift the heaviest stone they can with an average weight between 45 and 75 lbs. I used to be able to lift a 56lb bag of spuds on my shoulder over the fruitandveg market when I was a strapping youth. Some of these stones are heavier than 75lb which is Geoff Capester territory. Have you heard about it or is it a stupid minority thing pursued by a few lunatics pursued by their nurses.

Latest begging bowl. Some medical "coordinator" (?) obviously reading from a queue script asking for £20 for MSF Fuck me, MSF isn't even British what the fuck has it ever done here?

You're on the invitation list to my "private" funeral aka as Bobby's send off in Manchester Cathedral. A very "private" affair. Herbert von Karajan spent his whole life in front of millions of concert goers and record buyers and his burial was at the top of a mountain in an unmarked grave outside Salzburg attended only by his wife and a priest.

What is the limit for a private funeral? I suppose the interment is necessarily private. But the church service isn't private is it if 1000+ people pack into Manchester Cathedral (next to the Arndale convenient for a bit of early Christmas shopping) so why was it described as "private" on the news? My def of "private" ranges from just the partner and perhaps the children to family and close friends. In view of my own impending departure I wondering what the consensus is. Yes, you're all invited, free booze of course.

That's how the West has worked since Reagan, the end of the Cold War wasn't enough, they are continually on the hunt for more foreign enemies or create situations where I conflict "just happens". I like the way Iraq became the "Arab Spring" excuse for bombing Gadaafi Libya (look at the basket case now civil war rages outside the oil fields the French and Yanks got their hands on) then on to taking down Assad in Syria (convenient for Israel) then ISIS. Prior to that undermining covertly Yugoslavia (because it was pro-Russian) then bombing specifically the Serbs. Funny how it's all conveniently lined up to suit the needs of the pro Israeli Zionist wealthy elite in America. Cameron was and is so born and bred in that evil web you might be right about a convenient distracting war in the pipeline. After all his family made their dough out of off shore tax evasion schemes. I don't call it "avoidance" on this level, it's fucking EVASION not paying your fair share into society by the fucking well caked, while fucking low paid guys are getting taxed on shelf filling jobs. No wonder the young are fucked up. You can't hide it any more, it's under the nose all the time. Not having the money to train our own nurses! What a fucking country. It's just gone all the way doe to the bottom of the toilet bowl as far as I am concerned. Having a curry coloured Home Secretary and Prime Minister is just the label on a bottle of shit. Would Germany or France have a Sunak running the country? Remember, "they" "lost" the War!

Thanks, like the pubs round the markets Covent Garden and The Borough.

In the good old days did the pubs have an extended licence to cater for the print workers? And don't tell me to fuck off, it's a legit question.

You are deeply cynical and that's your most endearing quality which isn't saying very much about the rest of you. My happiest moment was the time I had my first penis enlargement operation hoping to land a an extra extra extra part in a German porn movie. It was a flop. The movie and the cock. The Health Service just ain't what it used to be.

You seem to forget we were siding up with Hitler right up to 1939 hoping that by appeasement Hitler would be happy to finish off the war against the Bolsheviks which they had started in 1918 then abandoned in 1922. To this end they refused on at least two occasions a direct offer from Moscow for a military alliance against Germany. When the Molotov-Ribbentropf Treaty was signed this gamble blew up in their face and an attack on France after Poland became inevitable. These fucking tories who are so eager to "protect" Jews now and the right of Israel to commit genocide were couldn’t care less about Jews in Germany in the 1930s. We had a fucking abdicated King who remained a Nazi sympathisers all his life. Apart from a brief spell in prison nothing was done about Oswald Moseley and they kept their title. The fucking Lords and Ladies like Halifax who were Nazi sympathisers carried on as normal.

Is Ukraine a "daunting challenge" facing this country? Why, because we have to lick Yankee arse wherever it goes? Is Israel a "daunting challenge" facing this country? Ditto about Yankee arse plus our famous colonial past in the area's current problems. I think it's got more to do with a pathetic attempt to shore up the majorities in the tory heartland. Red Wall fuck off. Didn’t they realise that in the beginning? The working class tories the salt for slugs.

It's all crumbling isn't it, the good ship lollipop AKA Brexit Britain ploughing the waves bringing economic prosperity and the glory of yore to our sunny shore? Look at it now. I bet by 2030 this country will be re-entering the EU and even the Euro currency. About fucking time too. 😊

Has this reshuffle been preparing for opposition? I think Sunak's credibility gap is now so wide with Cameron appointment that anhilation is inevitable. If he'd just fucking sacked Braverman and consigned her to oblivion and left everything else he would have gained a bit. But this is a fucking game of charades.

Which arse cheek is preferable? Point is unless Starmer is a monumental fuck up, and he looks too careful for that, the tories are out of the game for two or three elections and of course they will be fixed term parliaments so there you go. I can't see any of the present tory crew being around in ten years time. Then there will be another Bobby In The Shower again: Vote Conservative for real change blah blah blah.

For a PM who promised a fresh start after years of failure this is a sort of mind control flip. A Bobby In The Shower moment. Forget about Johnson, Patel, Truss, Braverman and all those right winger brexiteers... it was ALL A BAD DREAM. Look what we:ve been served up... a return to the Lord Alec Douglas-Home days of the human skull PM working out the budget with his Chancellor with a box of matches. Now the ex curry coloured Home Secretary and all her paranoid supporters of the New Conservative Group are on their own little Hate March. TALKTV and GBNEWS scabs are even now starting up the old Stab in The Back myth so useful for the rise of Hitler. This lot are already dead, they just don't know it. They had their chances, more than enough of them and they FAILED FAILED FAILED.

Have you booked a good seat? Probably as (un)predictable as that Eubanks fight?

So The Cameron, another second time around? You know Sinatra sang a lovely song about it? Now honestly, KB have you ever re-ignited old flame, an old passion or affair, perhaps even a marriage? DO YOU LIKE SECONDS YOU DIRTY FUCKER?

That fucking old Joe who walks like a Thunderbird puppet makes The Donald look good.

They'll have to rewrite US political history cos I can see that 's going to be a very colourful few years. Is it The Omen becoming reality?