ChildeHarold

Spat! Bingo!

So that's what's going down at your state of the art lorry rest services in Ashford with a big expansion being planned by good old Boris. By the way which one is your caravan on the site so I can throw some dog shit when I go bt?

Is that a reference to the proposed dubious lorry border containment area near Ashford (a town that was shorn of its international train station status when Eurostar moved from Waterloo to Kings Cross St Pancras so ha ha ha ha) where Billy will be tendering for freshen up and lavatory services?

CUNT

There you go again, the Hammer has a Heart. Though it's riddled with advanced arteriosclerosis.

"I went into town" indicates somebody who lives in a caravan or round the back of a lorry comfort rest on minimum benefits.

This is the cunt that keeps on giving.

The golfing glove joke is MINE ALL MINE, especially the pair peeking cheekily out of my left arse pocket, Gary Player style.

Fuck off

Anything beginning with the dreaded "p" is to be hunted down and destroyed (... Jonathon Harker is the epitome of evil)

I think the CC Vicar who encourages a nice family atmosphere in church would be uplifted by all your contributions.

If it's any compensation, my cataracts too were advanced reading that.

That's another shit TV Show "Best Make Up Artist" and all for £155 a year.

I am drawing Saturday afternoon enjoyment with unexpected interest from this good humoured bantering... but there always has to be ONE Mr Sour Grapes.

Short legs, long body, no arms.

Is that "just a tad"?

My God, you're like one of those books in Third Year English grammar.

That's a bit of a reach isn't it? Terrible smutty mind.

I haven't seen such a backlash since I unblocked the lavatory.

Fuck off.

Man doesn't go out, mobility scooter can't negotiate the Heath, orders "in" service.

I am still waiting for some cunt out there emerging from a week long masturbation internet porn fest to light on "healthy fathers and sons".

I bow to your superior knowledge of "being taken apart" mind you, the reassembly is a bit shit?

Piss pants pedant.

Piss pants pedant.