ChildeHarold
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9 hours ago, entitled little cunt said:
Oh, go on .It doesn't bite .It smells a bit fishy but it's quite harmless .
Fucking disgusting.
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31 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Reported. Sexual references .We all know his sort .Disgusting.
I would never hold "it" even if you paid me.
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15 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Eat more roughage and dont strain whilst defecating. Use a good cream and the itch will go.It works wonders on bags under the eyes .Just wash your hands first .No one like conjunctivitis .
I was never good at anatomy except round the bike shed after school, but I see that Tibbles needs to be fed twice a day, then I've got to lock her in the cupboard and let your brother-in law collect the sofa while I hide under the table. I think I've got it now.
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3 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:
😂😂😂
He is climbing up the greasy ladder. I'm just holding it for others.
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12 minutes ago, Penny Farthing said:
You never met Punkape did you?
"I miss you baby"
Memories
Like the corners of my mind
Misty watercolor memories
Of the way we wereScattered pictures
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we wereCan it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time rewritten every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we, would we,
Could we, could we?Memories
May be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forgetCan it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time rewritten every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we, would we,
Could we, could we?Memories
May be beautiful and yet
What's too painful to remember
We simply choose to forgetSo it's the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember
The way we were
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8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I believe this sums up where society is fast moving. Now, I don't shop at Iceland, as I'm not a fat, tight leggings wearing, multi ethnic child bearing, single mum, but this is just another mind boggling fucking decision made by some white, middle class lefty.
As an aside, we know that in cricket, we aren't allowed to say "batsman" anymore, but I found out that another cricketing term "night watchman" has been outlawed. It's now "Night watcher". What the fuck is a night watcher?
I never go into any shop or supermarket where I see a customer with a hoody up. I don't know about a move to the right or the left, Britain has moved to the chav. Universal should call their proposed brand new theme park in Bedfordshire "Chav World". That's what it's going to be anyway. Has anyone been to Alton Towers?
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1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:
I like a gape.
I'm feeling itchy. Give me a virtual scratch with you long delicate simian fingers.
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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:
You'll be pleased to know the number of channel crossings has fallen and continues with this trend – so with recent news that Rwanda is actually going to happen, this (hopefully) will work as a deterrent for those wishing to claim asylum. Positively, fewer people (inc. innocent kids) will die at sea, while the UK will benefit from less burglary, shoplifting, fraud, rape, murder, crimes against society (nationals of five countries: Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria & Albania make up 71% of those crossing... notice a bias here?), congested roads, lengthy NHS waiting times, and more council funding. The data in this article is almost a year old, but it shows the picture:
The fly in this ointment is we won't know. By the time any realistic stock take can take place of the scheme's deterrent effect, the tories will be yesterday's arsewipe and Labour will scrap it with great ceremony within days of coming in. So the net result will be something us Brits have all got used to from our "efficiency cost saving" governments: a complete eye watering waste of money. Remember the NHS Computer? HS2 Manchester leg? The 2012 London Olympics - we're still paying for it. Trident - doesn't work. Our latest aircraft carrier - no aircraft and a floating duck.
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1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said:
I can't believe that the French filth can't work out where these fuckers are launching from.
Most of them come up through the Mediterranean routes into Spain, Italy and Greece. Spain is getting several thousand a month just in the Canaries and they can't cope anymore. They are like tadpoles wriggling their way to northern Europe and England where there are well established underground networks and a labour black market. Those with contacts and/or family in UK congregate around Calais for a further leg of the journey. As for the French they have a similar significant number to deal with or not deal with. Those wanting to get to Britain are just using France as a staging post. The French have enough of their own to deal with without rounding up the Calais cunts. I always thought the blame the rest of Europe and especially the French approach was unreasonable and thick.
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I have some admiration and respect for the amount of initiative these guys show, but when all is said and done, they never integrate. Their number one priority is always to import as many family members and friends into the UK as soon as they get their legs under the table with the aim to build a village similar to the one they've come from in a poor area of Britain that frankly could do without the resulting strain of their presence.
The chattering, journalistic, middle classes and politicians don't mind. They never do this village building in THEIR upscale neighbourhoods.
One of the first steps in this ambition is to send images of the flashy motor they acquire very soon after touching ground. Lured by this bait, an arranged marriage will soon follow. This is where the immigration lawyers step in.... their offices proliferate next to where these immigrant villages are being constructed.
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1 hour ago, Wolfie said:
Can't you find something else to do with your time?
Classic Wolfie! Back on form. onehundredandeighteeeeeee!
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13 minutes ago, Dyslexic cnut said:
A cockroach or @entitled little cunt would raise the IQ of your average Abbo…which says it all really.
When are you going?
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On 14/02/2017 at 14:36, Decimus said:
There's normally at least a couple of these in any typical workplace. Absolute fucking bores, who have watched a couple of episodes of Neighbours and now want to leave everything behind to go get bitten on the arse by a fucking funnel web spider in a desolate fucking shithole.
They'll tell you at least five times a day about how it's a "better quality of life Down Under", but can't actually qualify that statement. If you ask them to, they just throw in a couple of disjointed sentences and constantly repeat the words "Down Under", which in itself is a phrase only used by simpletons.
Despite living in the worlds fifth largest economy, which is culturally and politically at the centre of the world, they are under the impression that living in a fucking desert that is 10 years behind the U.K. in most aspects, is preferable to being here.
Throw yourselves on the fucking barbie, you deluded, Fosters drinking cunts.
Here we go again.
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10 minutes ago, and said:
Before you do your 'dealing' with me, maybe you'd like some grammar classes from you gay mentor @Wolfie?
Wolfie not only throws darts but he has a Henry Cooper left hook, so fucking watch out.
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27 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
Have you seen some of the brit expats in the land of lisping and kiss me quick hats, its like jaywick sands has moved en mass to the sun.
O wonder what it's like to be "on holiday" ALL the time! Where you have a nervous breakdown if it forecasts rain or the temperature drops below 15° or the crowds go away in the winter and most of it closes down to a grey concrete shanty ghost town instead of the gay gaudy tacky shanty town that it is in the summer. I give credit to the Spanish for maintaining a pristine civilised sea front in all their resorts, but step back and its just cheap hell. You go to a British seaside and it's a shit hole all year round with its arse hanging out its pants (that's just the fucking single mothers looking for black cock) Is Nothing Sacred?
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/oct/12/eric-morecambe-statue-vandalised
A bit like that cunt who chopped down the Sycamore tree. In Iran they'd chop a bit of him off.
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41 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
I like monkeys , it's actually a pleasure to see the wonderful fauna and flora of the world rather than just your normal tirade of nimkompoop bollocks .
You just wank off to their red arses. The nit picking is cute though. Fancy doing my back?
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14 minutes ago, Cunty BigBollox said:
I was watching some BBC coverage live from a shitty beach in Calais showing about 40 swarthy cunts getting in a dinghy and heading out to sea while about a dozen Froggy police just stood their smoking a Gitanes and shrugging their shoulders. We're paying the wages of these lazy cunts, what have you got to say for yourself @Witheredscrote
Spain is proposing to offer 500,000 illegals residency.* Meanwhile if youare a legit Brit owning a holiday home you're relegated to 90 out of every 180 days. In other words an African who arrives illegally with no cash is treated BETTER than the averafe Brit going to Spain as a holidaymaker. The Spanish are fat lazy bastards who hate Britain more than the French.
* 3/4 of all previous legitimised illegals (Spain did same thing in 2004) do not work or contribute to the economy. The policy is from the Sanchez leftwing government.
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10 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
It amazes me that everyone cares so much about the nasty little corrupt dump.The Fucking Russians can have it.
Russophobia is so entrenched in the public school/Oxbridge Foreign Office system that it is class driven and goes back to the days of British India it is completely psychotic. Compared to them Putin is a level headed leader looking out for the security of his country. But of course our Eton psychos won't have that.
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6 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
The righteous brothers, were they evangelicals ?.fucking hell , make it easy on yourself , God loves you.
TV SERIES The Righteous Gemstones, fucking great.
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7 minutes ago, entitled little cunt said:
And the jehova witness church down the Road from where I live , they are very polite though and always wear nice suits but theyre a bit like like Papa lazarue.Hello Dave , Do you want to be saved?
The evangelicals can all be traced back to the USA and the Righteous Gemstones (John Goodman superb) 🙂
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1 minute ago, entitled little cunt said:
I fell on top of Edwardo and entered him.
How many times has this happened now? It started with an MP looking at porn on his phone in the Chamber and it's just gone on.
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MARK MENZIES RESIGNS TO SPEND MORE TIME WITH “BAD PEOPLE”
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34 minutes ago, King Billy said:
The Fiat Fellatio was probably his finest design masterpiece, a true work of automotive art, but sadly no examples survived more than one rainy winter, before being reduced to a pile of soggy crumbling rusty debris, rather like the contents of Angela Rayners big sexy knickers.
"crumbling contents" Little Britain : "and a Mars bar". 😛
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Is this enough to tempt him?
The Police, Paramedics and others involved in fatalities discussing their work on social media
in The Corner
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"some words from a rhyme"... a variation of the much loved children's fairy story, My Lovely Dad Wiped us All Out With A Two Headed Axe. I remember it as a bedtime story. Sometimes I still wake up screaming.