KingRollo

Ok. What does that mean?

What does that mean?

Not really GG, more a case of an itch I mustn’t scratch. Have you got a spare leaf or two I could borrow?

Like that’d work 🙄

Think you’re talking about Gyps, GG, and the spelling is ‘diddycoy’.

I defer to His Maj KB on all matters crown related. On another matter, I swear I read in here once that Roops was a dentist in a former life... is it not a bit odd that she appears not to have anything to contribute to this discussion?

I remember you saying these exact same words about Bertie Ross... at least he was worth getting a rise out of.

Nice one

I made the mistake of calling him a ginger pussy once. It did not end well.

KB has my full backing and my army at his disposal (consisting of an alien aspidistra, a menopausal cook and Hamlet the Cat, under the command of none other than Sir @Eric Cuntman). However, if you’re planning on taking on every Shane MacGowan lookalike, it’s going to be a long, long campaign. Better take a change of clothes and a spare toothbrush. Wizard’s gone off the idea of opium recently. He’s turned his good eye towards the imminent surge in demand for knock off Phil-the-Greek memorabilia. It’s all filthy lucre to him. He sends his greetings and humbly requests the return of his lucky long johns.

The burdens of blue blood, my Liege. Frankly I think you have little to worry about for the moment as, when the time comes, young Charles is sure to want his fifteen minutes having waited so long.

No hand me downs then? I had no idea things were that bad - Young York best content himself with a Vespa or Reliant Robin. Cook will arrange the license for a date in Woking and two packs of B&H. Best I can do.

2 grand a night? I had no idea Phil had come to this, seems like he’s little better off than when he was stuck in that orange crate. Tell you what, I’ll have Wizard organise a ‘just giving’ page for him. You were ripped off with that license, by the way, Cook would have seen you right for a pony and a twix.

You misspelled the last 3 letters! Sort it out, Harold!

Monarchy has always been a divisive issue.

Oh shut up you stupid arse.

Yeah I gathered. Most of us don’t come here to be likeable, let’s be honest, but there’s no need to hang a neon ‘kick me’ sign overhead (unless that’s the only way to attract any attention). Anyway, back in character, a good stoning is just the ticket... @King Billy, any thoughts?

If anyone here would like to do the honours, I’m open to bribery.

He’s fired. There isn’t enough mead in the Kingdom to render his nonsense court worthy and Cook is affronted by your comments about the windows (though, privately, I agree...) I know court jesters are supposed to be silly but there are limits...

Are you Pen’s alter ego?

Even fewer care.

You know what, I believe you. Perhaps you should take the hint?

No. You tell them. I’m not your errand boy!

Take your point but I think the phrase ‘in their right mind’ presents a bit of a gaping hole in the argument in this particular case...

I think he’s just confused. It’s probably the syphilis.