Goober

He's not from Norfolk. Webrot wouldn't affect him, unless he's got it on his banjo string.

I bet the girls think he's got nice buns though. Fuck off.

Where's that cunt @Stubby Pecker fucked off to over Christmas. Do you think he's contracted a nasty fungal infection from a smooth newt?

Anyone eating near this hideous beast's shithole would probably appreciate 25% Bisto content.

No one reads the dog shit on here anyway and if they do they don't believe it. I think our secret is safe. Unfortunately, every time Punkape sees one of your posts now he'll think of your arse dribbling like a KFC gravy burger and a Pavlovian response will be triggered. Sorry.

What do ya expect, he was Scottish. Jimmy Case, now there's an underrated player with a hammer of a right foot.

Jealously isn't an enviable trait. Billy likes a man with a cock bigger than a cashew nut. Fuck off.

This must be familiar to you after you've pulled out of Mtembe.

Imagine having to spend 5 weeks filming in there. Barf.

Fucking enormous. Fucking enormous. Why did you say that twice? I didn't.

Funny you should say that. You do strike me as the kind of deviant that would park his mobility scooter behind an unsuspecting lady on a late night underground service before finger flicking a bit of his fallen-short-of-the-mark seedless cock batter into her hair and then surreptitiously slinking off to the next carriage, disappointed that she hadn't noticed your sick pathetic effort.

Expedited, not rushed. Definitely proven to be effective, for now, though. You might have a point regarding these wankers being rolled out to promote it though, but when you want to appeal to mentally deficient Sun readers it's not the worst strategy. I've made up my own mind.

Souness was the one I wouldn't want to cross. Couldn't leave behind the psycho attitude when he became a manager though so could never get the best out of today's softies.

Fashanu was an awesome player, but unlike you, I never wanted him to squirt his salty man chutney up my chocolate drainpipe. Why don't you make a nom about the pain of having your anal sphincter torn to shreds so you can talk about something from personal experience. Fuck off.

Worthington was good for a while, then completely lost it. Walker was good too, then he sold out, like Lambert. He was shite when he came back for his second spell though. That thieving cunt Robert Chase should have backed Martin O'Neill when he was manager though. That was a travesty.

Better to have a passion for a sport and your local team rather than black men's arseholes. Fuck off.

His management skills were even worse than the debacle you've just described. Norwich had a bit of an own goal specialist, Kevin Bond, son of the manager, John. I think he was sold to Man City.

Rioch was dire. Remember Glenn Roeder though? Chris Hughton was a total fucking wanker too. All he ever did was big up the opposition. No wonder the Norwich players were resigned to defeat before they even set foot on the pitch.

'Invading the Pitch'. It had been made illegal by then. Since it became all seater Carrow Road, snake pit aside, has been mostly quite civilised. Before that it was a different matter. As a youngster it was quite easy to pick up about 20 quid, when 20 was worth having, that had thrown by away fans into the home support in the Barclay End. I remember a Leeds fan climbing the fence between the home and away supporters in the mid eighties. The poor fucker got absolutely anhilated with a barrage of coins. The good old days.

Bryan Gunn was in charge for that match. I think it was first game of the season in League 1. Two supporters ran across the pitch and threw their season tickets into the dugout in disgust and got banned for life. Norwich then proceeded to get promoted twice in the next two seasons. I bet they felt fucking idiots after that.

The Argentinian Wes. I hope they don't sell him, but I fear you could be correct. Wouldn't surprise me if Premier League clubs come in for Cantwell and Aarons too. If they have any ambition they need to not sell and buy a striker in January. They create no end of good opportunities but are not converting them. If, or should I say when, they win the league, Delia needs to sell to someone with deeper pockets and the stadium capacity needs to be increased to at least 35,000. OTBC

Ouch.

They're probably bigger than Jordan's without the artifical enhancement.

My old man had one, although it had a full stock and I remember the barrel being somewhat longer than 18". He had to have it destroyed, together with a garden gun that essentially shot .22 cartridges when the minimum 24" barrel law was introduced.

Single barreled springer spaniel being loaded with a 2" .410 pork cartridge. Filthy deviant.