Goober

The dog shit facade that you've created has just lost the last vestiges of its credibility, not that it had much in the first place. My guess is that your back doors have been smashed in by more BBC than Punker's. Kill yourself.

Don't concern yourself with me, Bill. It's your mental health people are worried about. We're here for you. On reflection, I'm not. Feel free to kill yourself when your delusions crumble in on themselves.

Not in the slightest. I've not seen enough, being a newbie compared to you, to form an opinion. I'm just saying you haven't come across as the mentalist you were portrayed to be, yet.

Billy has a small malfunctioning willy and he's very, very sorry. You're now the site's whipping boy, barely scraping along above DC. That's got to hurt, but carry on. Even the retards here get a kick out of you.

Fair enough. I wouldn't give a fuck either. I guess I'm just curious why you seem to have a reputation that bears little resemblance to what I'm reading? Was it a temporary derailment? We've all been there.

Are you Benny Blanco? If so you pre-date me, but by reputation, according to others, you were a bit of a mental cunt. You're not coming across that way. Have you turned a new leaf, or is the medication working?

King Billy apologies for thinking that Goober was even a tiny bit annoyed. King Billy is stupid fucking cunt, not for the first time. Apology accepted. Would you like me to add emojis for added emphasis?

With respect, DC, rather than trying to give advice, you need to be looking after yourself and building some bridges. You're durable, I'll give you that, but right now you're as welcome as a freshly laid dog shit ingrained into the tread of a new pair of £200 trainers. The site needs diversity, but not the bollocks you churn out.

Autocorrect spelling wanker. This is the recourse of someone that's not on their arse, but on their front, arse cheeks spread, with Punkape standing over them. Bill, let's spell this out. You, like all your Northern Irish countrymen, are a fucking a fucking disgrace. Us Brits, and I don't count you in that cohort, don't want you. You're a stain on our society. Get the fuck out of my country. Love you, limpy.

King Billy apologises to Goober for being a stupid fucking cunt. I love this authority you've granted me, Bill. Suck it up.

You do know that everyone pities you? Thought not. I'm sending you a bell. You're the Corner's leper.

Hey, I've never had my cock gummed by a toothless idiot before. No one should knock what they haven't tried. I know you'd enjoy it more than me, Bill. It would make a change from being fucking in the arse by Roops.

Fair comment. I can't stay here 24/7 like you. I have a life even if work isn't ramping up right now.

DC, when you grow up, I might give your opinion a smidgeon of consideration. You're lower than Frank, and you know it. Harsh, but fair.

How romantic. A reach around at the bottom of the pile. You chaps carry on.

DC, this is just the latest case of you sucking the member of the, ermmm, member, that's hit rock bottom. You continue to think that your posts have relevance. Newsflash!

Since you mention it, you can suck my dick. No need to thank me for extending that courtesy to a person so in need.

I know that. A flaccid appendage can do no harm.

Bill, its not my fault you're a fucking idiot. Roops, whilst not my cup of tea, kicks your limp cock inside out on a daily basis. You carry on, dear boy. Everyone loves seeing you make a twat of yourself on a daily basis. When it all gets too much you know I'll make your apologies. It won't stop everyone thinking you're a tit, but it's better than nothing.

To be fair, who wasn't? Better than being spat into one, DC.

Longer words. Good one. Here's my opinion of you. How many syllables is that? Floccinaucinihilipilification.

A touch over aggressive, Bill. Please don't say I'm getting to you, even though I am. No need to apologise, you know how this works now.

Bother? It's a work seconds, Bill. Admittedly, autocorrect is a bitch, but it's still more accurate than 99.7875% of the utter bilge that you post. You've had your arsehole repeatedly stoved in recently. One would expect a person with a brain to act with more humility. Carry on.

Chavnewt apocalypse.

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