Goober

10 hours ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

So here we go again with a new 'Nationwide Lockdown' from Boris the Bellend approaching. Not that I followed the 'rules' during the first lockdown but it didn't work did it? So here we are again with deaths rising and the economy going down the shitter and the old cunts (who should do their bit and stay at home twitching the curtains) causing massive economic and financial problems for younger people like me. I know there are a few mask wearing scared cunts on here and I'll get the usual 'Its your type who are causing the rise in death's' etc but seriously fuck off you selfish cunts. What is the future going to be like when the old cunts (we are fucking the country up for) have passed on. The time has come to riot, have Covid 19 parties and tell the Government to fuck off...the countries fucked anyways so why not.

Fuck off.

 

Genius. 

What a fucking idiot you are. You remind me of blokes that say they don't wear a condom because they don't fuck poofs or 'dirty whores'. At least you'd say that if you'd ever found anyone willing to fuck you. 

Where's all this evidence of masks not working you keep banging on about? Doesn't exist. 

I've probably seen less than a dozen people in shops not wearing masks since these rules were brought in. It therefore amazes me how many people rock up on here claiming they give the middle finger to the rules. 

Blowhard internet bullshiter. 

53 minutes ago, Ape™️ said:

Please indulge me and explain your alternative plan to deal with current situation. What would you do if you had the keys to No. 10?

I'd steal the portrait of Maggie Thatcher and hang it in my bog. 

1 hour ago, Stubby Pecker said:

How many black men were sleeping in your bed when you snuck out to the first tee this morning?

Only Mtembe, of course. How dare you impune his fidelity. 

Therefore, you wouldn't get his golf club in you.

3 hours ago, JohnnySaucePants said:

 There's some good in all the cunts on here if you dig deep enough.

But avoid Ape at all costs as i've heard he likes to surprise new comers with a surprise fingering up the ring piece and he has a pronounced mincing walk. 

@Ape™️ is OK, unless you're a complete and utter prick. 

Just saying. Nothing to see here. Move on. Wanker. 

1 minute ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Alright! I've given it a like now. Needy cunt.

Lot of fucking good that does me now! 

I'll accept the good will token though and let you scratch me behind my ears again. Who's a good boy! 

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Was that yours? I thought it was @White Cunt. I was hoping nobody would notice.

You didn't even give it a like and now you're plagiarising it. Bastard, bastard, bastard! 

2 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Yes. I think it's quite sexy, despite having the creepy undertone of Victorian post-mortem photography.

And no, gypsy's isn't really her. It's Louise English. 

Oi! That's my line! Git. 

22 minutes ago, Old Chap Raasclaat said:

So who's to be avoided, who are the decent cunts, and who are the wrong un cunts?

Don't trust @Eric Cuntman, he'll whisper sweet nothings in your ear, tickle you in places you wouldn't show your mother, then, once you shoot your likes all over his face, he'll drop you and move on to the next gullible newbie. He's a strumpet. 

33 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said:

I think he must be dead. The mad cunt hasn't been seen for some time.

Mossad finally caught up with him?

More likely to be in straightjacket, somewhere...

Rats are impossible to eradicate. He'll be back. 

55 minutes ago, King Billy said:

6 kids divided by 8 years = 2 years and 4 months per kid. Doesn’t seem right to me.

I've checked with Diane Abbott and she's confirmed it's correct. 

She also added that because she's white she should have served 83 years for each child.

2 minutes ago, Joker said:

A gallon of Shell Four Star would be favourite.

That'd be a tad irresponsible. They could do for a whole secondary school with that.

16 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Don’t you mean Get fucked soon? It is Frank after all.

Was that his wanton North Korean replacement for Ming, following her 4th time of passing?

2 minutes ago, Dawn Chorus said:

From what I have read she already has got a boyfriend waiting for who sends her money every week, and she say's that we wants to have lots of children with him .. I expect that there will be a nice big council house waiting for them to move in and live happily ever after. Mick himself is on a 16 year minimum life sentence so he has got another eight years minimum left to serve in the slammer. I would assume that the other fuckwit who helped them out with the fire will be due for release soon.

I hope they don't get the winter fuel allowance cuz they won't need it. "Mairead! It's a bit parky tonight, luv, bung a couple of the kids on the fire will ya."

1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I wouldn't touch it. I can only assume that there's something mentally wrong with the 30 or so men that have been Harvey's new 'daddies' in the last two years. 

You left off one or two zeros, surely?

You'd definitely need to tie your feet to something very secure before plunging into that pink, slimy circle of hell.

5 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Hee tride too fukk hiz mummee. Sheez a hoar.

Harsh. Not even Harvey is that fucking desperate.

8 minutes ago, King Billy said:

Harvey Price?

Didn't he turn 18 several months ago? Have I missed him being nominated?

2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said:

Its cunts who insist on being called 'Sir' or 'Lord' that make my shit hang sideways. Lord Sugar to me is Alan Schyster.

Ratty to the main board, Ratty to the main board.

Just now, King Billy said:

The with two Brians.

12 Angry Stupid Fucking Cunts.

4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said:

"Inglourious Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts"

Or a heist gone badly wrong - "Ocean's Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts""

The Man with no Brains.

10 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

They could make a war film about 12 misfit, military criminals, who happen to be fucking stupid fucking cunts, and get sent on a suicide mission. They could call it...

 

'The Dirty Fucking Stupid Fucking Cunts'

He's Spasticus!

16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Do a video you useless fucking cunt.

I feel like I've gotten off to a bad start with the idiot Greek second time around.

Perhaps I should extend a laurel branch?

I could invite him over for drinky poos and when he gets here I could ask him to hold the toilet roll for me whilst I shit in his loafers before stabbing him through the eye with the laurel branch.

8 minutes ago, Frank said:

Talk about lukewarm. Are you going to get this account going or what? If the stats are anything to go by, for a second-timer your post-to-like ratio is the worst in Corner history.

Frank, how many times do you need telling? Are you really so dim? No cares one jot about your opinions, least of all me. Fuck off, cock dribble.

24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Despite being a mincer, I think Kenny Everett was the funniest cunt on radio. 

I can't really remember his radio stuff, only his TV shows. Funny bloke.

Can't imagine anyone on any BBC medium taking the piss out of someone fucking a goat these days though.

24 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

I could never see the appeal of those two cunts. I know Gyps raves about them, but As far as I'm concerned, completely humourless, babbling flids. I got 90 seconds into that and just switched off. other broadcasters that aren't fit for purpose:

Chris Moyles. Self aggrandising fat cunt that can't talk properly.

Michael Parkinson. Supposedly king of the chat show, but unable to deliver an intelligible sentence due to guttural mumbling into his navel. Can't talk properly.

 

I didn't mind them. Certainly a cut above the rest of the shite on Radio 1 at that time and since.

49 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said:

Was that when a train was stopped on a bridge and the passengers were able to see a man fucking a goat in the field below?

Mark and Lard did a mildly amusing Cheesily Cheerful Chart Challenge about this, but that was well over a decade ago. The dirty, goat fucking pervert was a chef.